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Published: 2013-05-21 17:44:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 798; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 1
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Just discreetly dumping this here and running away to the Quincy-free hills!
Also the first picture is quite old but it amuses me greatly 8D
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I hope it is in a good way 8D
It would make a cool shirt~ Do it!
AizenxTea is my OTP, AizenxByakkunxIchigo is my OT3 - add tea to that and it is called perfection...!Β
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O.O I totally need to make one, too. I'll probably use a hot pink or purple shirt as the base for this incredible slogan.
Aah, pairings/threesomes. *wipes a tear* I have never seen such beautiful ones!
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I vote for pink!
I know, right~ 8D
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*orders mass-production of hot-pink Aizen-sama shirts*
.... This is a part of his plan.
I just know it.
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Everything is part of Aizen's plan
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your Aizen is just... pure handsomeness ....
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I'm really happy you think so!
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are you doing point commissions or smth?
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I don't really need points, but I could really use some nice and shiny Euros (no one wants to hire me this year either) 8D I should probably make a journal like 'hi I need money, please commission me, darlings~!' So, um.. if you've got spare coins, my commissions are always open~ 8D
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ur right. okay i will have it in my mind
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Yay, great~! ^__^
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Wut? XD Nuo komistukset teekupissa veti mut sanattomaksi
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Mission accomplished!
Se oli varmaan joku liiallisesta kahvinjuonnista johtuva neronleimaus XD Olen pahoillani, maailma.
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Oh no!! D8 It's not what it looks like!
Or perhaps it is.
I was high on coffee, I cannot be blamed
*ships it*
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hahahaha xDD ! Ok 
I like it so much x3 !! nice job
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Yay, thanks a bunch~! ^__^
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Your very welcome ^0^/
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Did I ever tell you that you have unique sense of humor?
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Haha, oh no! 8D Thank you...?
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For scienceeee!
I need that Aizen shirt. NEED it!
Silly Byakkun, you can't have someone open the door for you in a game! It'll just close immediately after they step away from it.
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Or perfect because of what happens next? XD
You make it happen, you're the Quincy-level crafts person! 8D
Byakkun demands a special door opener that bends the rules of games! I was probably thinking about the Black Ops zombies, where you have to pay to open a door. I guess that would make Byakkun either poor or stingy 8D ..Or just too fabulous to open a door himself~
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Well, no matter what happens, one person will probably not walk away from the following confrontation, and one will need psychological help for a while XD But whether it will be Urahara who'll fall into a terror-coma because the Quincy got a few good hits before getting taken out, or will Γs NΓΆdt cry itself to sleep for the next few years... Win-win for us 8D
Eh, my skills aren't Quincy-level yet, but I'll see if I manage something 8D
Oh, I immediately thought about some multiplayer RPGs, where it doesn't matter how many hundreds of players have opened the door before you, you still need to do everything yourself XD Honestly game, how can you not think ahead and make special rules (aka cheat codes XD) for Byakkun? Unforgivable XD
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Good scenarios, both of them 8D I feel a bit bad for Γs NΓΆdt, though.. But it deserves to cry itself to sleep every night
Yay~!
That's just cruel XD Every game needs a door opener servant cheat code!
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I kinda feel bad for it too... but it shouldn't have been attacking Byakkun in the first place then!
That hearty-sparkly picture was cute XD
Byakkun could probably pay the game companies to create a code just for him 8D
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Indeed u___u Urahara should get what he deserves, too~!
Byakkun should do just that. I'd love to see the other players' reaction for a door opener-code XD
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Oh, Urahara absolutely will get what he deserves >
Haha, poor Byakkun would probably be bombarded with borderline-illiterate insults and threats, which he wouldn't understand at all for a while (Internet-speak is not included in the traditional Kuchiki education XD), but after some brave soul explains those to him, he'd probably spend even more time to get all of those people banned XD
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Yiss! 8D I think it should involve at least Tessai's magical medication.
Oh no XD Byakkun should just be protected from the horrors of games and the Internet XD
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Yes~ And the hat as well >8D Oh, I'd have so much fun thinking of the perfect nightmare for him... No, it's exam session, I can't focus on that! So cruel, world T^T
Well he could easily play any game that's not online multiplayer... But Internet, yes, he should never be exposed to it. Especially the image search XD It wouldn't matter if he had the pink flowers of doom or not XD
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You can reward yourself by thinking of those nightmares every time you're done with the sessioning 8D
He could, and he should do walkthrough videos of them on Youtube~ Would watch.
I bet there's enough traumatizing material for him just in my gallery alone. Let's hope he never finds out 8D
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But... my imagination is most creative when I have an approaching deadline at something completely unrelated...!
Oh, he absolutely should, but it would be best if he didn't know that he is being filmed for a gameplay video. Only way we'd get any actual commentary from him XD
Poor Byakkun XD For both of your sake, let's hope he won't find out XD Just in case, if you see any out-of-season pink flowers in the distance, run 8D
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But of course, it always has to be like that...!
That would undoubtedly be hilarious XD
I'll be on the lookout for pink flowers.. Luckily I just got new ΓΌber-insoles in my shoes so I'm good to run
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The brain tends to be a bastard like that XD
It would be XD I bet the SWA would undoubtedly be happy to take part in the secret recordings~ XD
Just in case, keep some shocking Quincy pictures at hand as well, since at least momentarily, the pink flowers have a new owner 8D
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Why, brains, why, what have we ever done to you 8D
Oh yes, they could stalk Byakkun's gaming sessions from Yachirus' secret tunnels XD
I have to do that~
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Except for stuffing it with unreal amount of useless information at impossibly early hours of the morning? XD
They'd love to do that~ Now, what would be a perfect game to make even Byakkun rant loudly about it? 8D
Maybe your Captain Slime picture is a good start 8D
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That.. that doesn't count u__u
I wonder if games could bring to the surface the hot-head Byakkun was when he was younger.. XD Seriously though, I think any game can make anyone rant loudly if they just play long enough XD I would love to see Byakkun rage about getting lost in Project Zero, though 8D Another thing I'd like to see him try is the COD zombies online multiplayer with random people. Because that's the most frustrating thing I've ever tried. There's always the one clueless new player who does nothing but dies all the time, and then there's the pro douchebag who hogs all the points and leaves the others to die while they piu-piuuuu happily with their raygun. And then you're supposed to work as a team XD Look, I'm not even playing it and I'm already mad 8D
I want to do gamer-Byakkun comic strips!
Yeah~! Now I only need to get that that hill party picture done 8D
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Well, maybe if he thinks no-one's looking~ 8D Haha, maybe Byakkun and most other Shinigami would be awesome at Project Zero... well, at least Byakkun wouldn't have the problem with the number puzzle XD (those kanji are tricky, they're not the normal number kanji used everywhere, but more old-fashioned and really formal ones!) Haha, random uncooperative party members are always a good call! XD That's definitely something that'll get him unnerved. Or any random game that is basically trial-and-error, many, many times over. Like I Wanna Be The Guy XD Or Slender. Or the Scary Maze Game. Byakkun's screen would end up cut into tiny pieces though XD Or just give him one of those Japanese Visual Novel romance games and watch him getting frustrated because of not getting the girl he likes XD He seemed to really love his wife, maybe he's a hidden romantic XD (and somewhere, 12th Division people would be laughing evilly, because no doubt they were the ones to leave those games where he could find them XD)
Haha, more Byakkun-suffering XD
I'll wait for that~ And anything else as well 8D
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Let's be really sneaky and hope for the best~ 8D
Oh the horror of those puzzles, I'm happy Byakkun would be safe from them XD Maybe they would be awesome at it, creepy ghosts might not be so terrifying for Shinigami 8D ...It would be hilarious to see Byakkun freak out at the sight of the kusabi XD or the crawling woman, that thing is the worst
Oh dear, those are all wonderful ideas 8D Especially the romance games XD I know what I'll be doing this summer~! Just you wait, I'll bring you some Byakkun-suffering XD (I'm in trouble already, there's nothing to lose!
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Maybe Byakkun would make PZ series compulsory for his division. Get at least a B rank to enter. A or higher to become a seated officer XD
Ah, the kusabi... Byakuya would no doubt try to fight him the first time he appears XD He can be so annoying! Especially in the 3rd game, when you have to fight him with the weakest character in that game's history! Kei is like Chad of PZ-verse, lots of physical strength, but it's useless against the ghosts XD Haha, for me my personal nemesis of that series is the broken neck lady from PZ1, because she's the only ghost that made me start swearing at the screen. She ambushed me through the mirror. I'm just walking happily past that big mirror in the main hallway, and decided to randomly look at myself. So, a few seconds after that, looking at the mirror through the camera, Broken Neck just appeared through the mirror, right in my face! And she came through the mirror right where my reflection was, so I just saw myself morph into that... thing XD Was not prepared for it XD
Yay~ (and Quincy-suffering, that is a must as well! 8D)
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Naturally, Byakkun's division's got standards u___u
Yeah, Byakkun's pride wouldn't let him run for it XD Poor Kei, he tried his best!
Broken Neck is so creepy, too
(I shall provide you with Quincy-suffering, too 8D)
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Of course u__u Plus, Byakkun would get some of his self-worth back after seeing everybody else scream and fail at this game too XD Especially a certain red-haired Vice Captain XD
Poor Byakkun, he will learn pretty fast that sometimes running is the only way XD Wonder if he'll start having strange flashbacks of being chased by half-naked ladies upon first meeting Reika, since Yoruichi seemed to target him a lot before...
Poor Kei, he tried XD Reika didn't care though XD It is possible to save him on a second playthrough, but I never bother to do that... Sorry Kei XD
I hate Broken Neck so much XD She is actually very aggressive for a random encounter ghost, and if you're stuck in a narrow hallway when she appears, she can easily kill you. And she never dies for good, she always comes back!
Yay~
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Totally XD It's always nice and amusing as long as you're not the one playing 8D
...Cannot unsee. He would be all 'oh damn, not again' XD
How cruel XD Maybe Kei will be superΓΌberpowerful as a ghost and come and haunt you!
She always comes back~ Scary
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Oh yes, and you'd already know the details and make innocent new players trigger all the scares (like 'oh, you totally need to go to that closet, there's a sparkly in it that you won't be able to progress without >8D)
Byakkun might start considering the presence of an obscure family curse XD Nah, Yoruichi and her ninja boobs must have left a scar, just look at the woman he ended up marrying! XD
Kei probably crossed over with all other trapped ghosts, so bye-bye~ Well, to save him you need to do a sidequest as him at a later stage of the game, and that means fighting Kyouka, or the long-haired lady who's so happy to see you, once more, and you need those stupid candles at that point, and all of Kei's battles take so long... I really should save him, at least once XD
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How terrible! That's absolutely what I would love to do 8D
XD That would actually not be such a very bad curse, just quite.. interesting XD But I guess there's a limit of how many boobs showed in your face you can take XD Poor Byakkun.
Well, that sounds difficult 8D And frustrating. I would let Kei go to the other side, too XD
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That's the best part of guiding new players through games 8D
XD Guess it kinda depends on the owner of the boobs XD Byakkun clearly didn't appreciate the situation.
It is quite frustrating... but if you save him, it's also confirmed that Mio makes it too, and she's not mentioned in the normal ending... Maybe I should save him for Mio's sake, she needs a happy-ish ending once in a while too...
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Hah! 8D
Maybe in Byakkun's case size does matter XD
Aw, you must save Mio! You can do it~!
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Hmm, maybe... But looking at Reika, she is actually built quite modestly, especially if compared with Bleach girls... Hmm~
For Mio!
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Most women would seem quite flat-chested when compared to Bleach girls XD You can't compare anything to them, they're like from an entirely different boob universe.
Yay!
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Haha, maybe Byakkun would appreciate the unexpected shift from his mundane reality? XD
...also, in my choir there are several girls who wouldn't look out of place in Bleachverse... *crawls back in emo corner*
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Maybe he would XD
..Suspicious...! Keep an eye on those possible boob-stealing Quincies
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