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I remember this guy ( I have sonic unleashed for the ps2.). He is pathetic, a joke.
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Dark Guardian's got a rocking mallet, give him credit for that
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I agree. His hammer looks freakin' sweet. But...
Sonic: I know little girls who are better with the hammer than you. Well,one anyways.
Ames with dg's hammer... scary stuff right there.
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Dark Guardian: And if i had her Piko Piko hammer, i'd be the laughingstock of the entire Dark Gaia army
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Dark Moray: You already are the laughing stock, so not much difference. Hahahaha
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Dark Guardian: Look who's talking, Mr green weakspots
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DG Phoenix: Lol
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Dark Guardian: Heh, nice comeback, Moray
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DM: I didn't speak. DG Phoenix did.
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Dark Guardian: Not funny, birdbrain
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DG Phoenix: *loud bird screeching laughter* Why, knucklehead?
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Dark Guardian: Weren't you whooped by that Werehog too?
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DG Phoenix: At least, I'm harder and offer more challenge than you.
Moray: Burn, pun intended.
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Dark Guardian: Least i don't look like a avian with a fire motif...Β
*A Deep Nightmare walks past*
Deep Nightmare: Well... What did i just walk into?Β
Dark Guardian: It's a long story, Rick
Rick: Fair enough, i'll go get some coffee.
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DG Phoenix: At least, the Β«avian with a fire motifΒ» is known far and wide. Phoenix and Vermilion Bird. You?
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Dark Guardian: I was named after a continent.Β
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DG Phoenix: O rly?
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Dark Guardian: Shamar is Hebrew for guard, and i'm a guardian, so can ya put two and two together, birdbrain?
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DG Phoenix: Guardian. Of what exactly? Bloody titan could kick your ass.
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Dark Guardian: Shamar, and don't compare me to that big lug, he'd WISH he had armor like this...
Moray: You, have an ego problem
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Sonic werehog: Hey fellas, what's good?
DG Phoenix: Spiky knucklehead here thinks he's all that and a bag of chips.
Moray: Ego issues, that is.
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Dark Guardian: Hey, want me to prove my point across to ol Werebreath over here?
Moray: Pfft. I'd rather eat some spiky fruit then that
DG Phoenix: Rrrright...
Dark Guardian: I'll go get some coffee then...
(I'm going with the HD version of all 3 bosses)
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Sonic werehog: I don't remember him being this much of a show off.
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Dark Guardian: Maybe you misunderstand how Dark Gaia made me second in command
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*inside the core of the earth*
Chip: You hear that?
Dark Gaia: Yeah, Dark Guardian bragging about a promotion that never happened.
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Chip: Well, you DID make him that armor out of metals inside the earth....
Dark Gaia: What? No i didn't
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Dark Gaia: I remember no such thing.
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Chip: *gives off a death stare*
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DG: What? I didn't. Maybe I did, and he took it for himself.
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*Dark Guardian notices a spot where soldiers are getting off to attack Dark Gaia, and proceeds to practacly wreck them by himself, One Finger Death Punch Style*
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Dark Guardian: No problem, boss.
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DG: Now, if you may, return to where you were before.
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DG: Sounds goodΒ
*The Dark Guardian walks back*
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DG: Thank you.Β
Chip: *mockingly holding a tea cup whilst speaking in a fancy british accent* You are quite fancy and delicated for a villain. Would you like some tea, sir?
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Dark Guardian: I can see past that, Chip.
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Dark Guardian: I'm gonna go pay Shamar a little visit.
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Sonic werehog: Whatever have fun. If you happen to run into me, better pray.
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Dark Guardian: You're technicly in league with the boss, so we'll spar in case i decide to travel the world to spread the gosple of Dark Gaia to any robots dumb enough to get in the way
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Sonic werehog: Sounds good to me.
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*He jumps from the core of the earth
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DG: Good. Now Im gonna sleep.
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Dark Guardian: *walks to Apatos, and looks over the water*
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Sonic *back to hedgehog*: Is the water good?
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Dark Guardian: Dunno
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Sonic: Wanna see?
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Dark Guardian: No
(During the Day, Dark Guardian is wearing a fedora, has his hammer sheathed in a guitar case, has shoes and a leather jacket)
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(Kickass)
Sonic: Come on, a little dip won't hurt.
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Dark Guardian: I'd rather not get this jacket all wet, thank you.
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