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Published: 2013-12-12 23:19:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 3310; Favourites: 58; Downloads: 139
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Santa Wants You! ...to Β be good this year!
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Hey, Comrades! A tip o' the Christmas hat to good friend ~Nemesis-19 , who gave me the idea for this with a holiday image he created a couple of years ago. Β It got me to thinking that Santa probably calls in some contract help from time to time, especially when he needs to sneak some toys into top-secret installations....
Have a great Holiday Season, however you may celebrate it!
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Reminds me of someone I know... shocking resemblance...! Cool picΒ
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Used this awesome stock here 
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Love the juxtaposition of hardcore and humor! This piece has been included in a feature of all my watchers, here: whimandwonder.deviantart.com/jβ¦
Thank you for watching!
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Nice! Brings to mind one of my favorite Weird Al songs.
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
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And the same to you!
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Love this, but I'd love it even more with elf ears.
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I could imagine something like this on a promotional poster for a film or even on a DVD box art. It's pretty darn awesome.Β
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This series is so fun! Bet you and your dear lady had a laugh making these!
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Haha, unfortunately there were no studio helpers around.Β Made for A BUNCH of flubbed shots.
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Don't give them any ideas...
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This year you have been so bad you're not getting coal.. you're getting LEAD!!
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Ha. One of my favorite noir lines (which was used more than once)...
"What'd he die of?"
"Pretty sure it was lead poisoning."
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You've been very naughty this year *cocks rfile* and this Santa ran out of coal...and got tired of taking fat jokes.
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You too! 
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