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Janus3003 — Skyrim Oddities: Trivia #1

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Published: 2016-02-12 21:19:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 5654; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 36
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Description Meant to do this a while ago, but school and Dragon's Dogma other stuff got in the way. 
Expect more trivia in the future, especially since stuff I wanted to share (but didn't have an appropriate screenshot for) kept coming to mind while writing this.

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My thanks to and for pointing out my Bravil/Bruma mistake.
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WaffleLover9990 [2016-08-02 23:32:16 +0000 UTC]

Hello! I was reading the trivia and I saw that Julius was infertile. Well, if you wanted actual biological kids, I know there are some mods for that. I was watching MxR mods when I stumbled across a video, (Skyrim Mods- week 142) it was with an actual baby mod. Just wanted to inform you if you had an idea like that

www.youtube.com/watch?v=32bak8…

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Janus3003 In reply to WaffleLover9990 [2016-08-03 02:47:03 +0000 UTC]

Nice, thanks for the thought! I probably won't be using it, as I'm honestly not too interested in raising kids in the game (or the comic). Thanks, though!

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WaffleLover9990 In reply to Janus3003 [2016-08-03 03:13:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh alright! Well, you're welcome anyways! ^0^

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thelakotanoid1 [2016-06-23 05:36:14 +0000 UTC]

you have your own side of the bed Jullius >: (

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AUTOBOTGJB1997 [2016-04-18 13:10:07 +0000 UTC]

Just curious, why did you roleplay that one of them is infertile? Just wondering ")

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Janus3003 In reply to AUTOBOTGJB1997 [2016-04-18 17:14:04 +0000 UTC]

Not sure. Just came to mind as an idea for why they'd adopt instead of having their own children.

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AUTOBOTGJB1997 In reply to Janus3003 [2016-04-19 02:22:40 +0000 UTC]

They have a pregnancy mod out. Might make a funny comic showing Lydia going through mood swings. That's just me rambling though you know what's best for your series.  

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DragonLover2015 In reply to AUTOBOTGJB1997 [2016-04-27 00:25:15 +0000 UTC]

Wanting for pickles and....and...sweet...rolls??? What would they have anyway?

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AUTOBOTGJB1997 In reply to DragonLover2015 [2016-04-28 20:36:50 +0000 UTC]

They've got a mod that lets the women go through all stages of pregnancy including the stomach size progression, I can't remember what it's called though. There's a few videos about it though. In the end I believe the baby will even grow into a child npc.

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DragonLover2015 In reply to AUTOBOTGJB1997 [2016-04-29 23:45:47 +0000 UTC]

What if you're a woman in game then?

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AUTOBOTGJB1997 In reply to DragonLover2015 [2016-05-01 02:49:41 +0000 UTC]

your character can also become pregnant

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DragonLover2015 In reply to AUTOBOTGJB1997 [2016-05-01 06:06:20 +0000 UTC]

Cool! I might wanna get that, can you get on ps3?

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AUTOBOTGJB1997 In reply to DragonLover2015 [2016-05-02 19:30:24 +0000 UTC]

I don't know about mods for ps3
I just know it's on PC

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DragonLover2015 In reply to AUTOBOTGJB1997 [2016-05-03 00:01:05 +0000 UTC]

K thanks!

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AUTOBOTGJB1997 In reply to DragonLover2015 [2016-05-03 02:19:23 +0000 UTC]

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DarthKathy [2016-03-15 21:29:15 +0000 UTC]

Can't wait till you come up with more Skyrim Oddities!

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Winters-Dawn1221 [2016-02-22 16:16:50 +0000 UTC]

You made me laugh, thank you.

But why's Ulfric anywhere near Bravil? Don't you mean Bruma? Unless, Julius' sense of direction is very terribly off...then that really explains everything, doesn't it?

those last panels...

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Janus3003 In reply to Winters-Dawn1221 [2016-02-22 18:10:42 +0000 UTC]

*checks Oblivion map*


Well, that's another deviation that needs fixing and reuploading.

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Winters-Dawn1221 In reply to Janus3003 [2016-02-22 19:21:56 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, those are always handy.

You have fun with that.

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SereglothIV [2016-02-22 10:40:28 +0000 UTC]

I have exactly the same situation with adopted kids.
Just one question: what does Ulfric Stormcloak has to do with Bravil???

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Janus3003 In reply to SereglothIV [2016-02-22 18:10:04 +0000 UTC]

.......yeah, someone got Cyrodiil's geography horribly wrong in the making of this comic.

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Nazaru [2016-02-18 16:18:14 +0000 UTC]

(After that, Julius returned to figuring out how to capture Mr. Hyde. Thanks to some assistance from Archer was able to deduce Hyde frequented the Soho area of Whiterun, the slums of city. What he couldn't figure out was what was the connection between the 4 victims he murdered. It was the key to figuring out who would be his next victim)

Julius: Wait a minute. All the people he killed were not only upper classmen, but also members of the board of governors. Mr. Hyde must be someone who has been slighted by them. So the only ones left are Sir Danver Carew, Simon Stride, and Dr. Henry Jekyll.

(Julius knew he couldn't reach all 3 of them at once, so he sent Lydia to meet with Carew, Excalibur to meet Stride, and he would see his friend Jekyll. He did fear about Stride's level of cooperation though. Stride had always wanter Carew's daughter, Lisa as his wife & property, and feels Jekyll stole it from him)

Jekyll: (Hears pounding on the door) Archer!

(Julius tells Jekyll that he fears his life is in danger and should be warned, Jekyll thanks him, but also gives him a letter asking to give it to Saudia, fearing the beast Hyde would soon kill her as well. It made sense considering she was a victim of his "lustful activities". However it would take 2 hours to get from where he was to Saudia's new apartment, which she had acquired from an anonymous benefactor after her house burned down)

(Julius arrived at Saudia's apartment, and gave Saudia Jekyll's letter filled with money and telling her leave Skyrim for another country)

Julius: (After 20 minutes, Archer arrives at the apartment and sees Saudia, dead and mutilated having been thrown from a window) By the gods. No.

Civilian: Another victim killed by that bastard Hyde. 2 tonight.

Julius: 2?

Civilian: Did you not hear, Dragonborn? Hyde just murdered the most benevolent man in all of Tamriel, Sir Danver Carew. (Julius is filled with shock and horror) Your wife was almost taken advantage of by the beast, but the guards scared him off.

(Filled with rage, Julius searched around the area. He knew Hyde couldn't be too far away. Julius no longer sought to bring Hyde to justice. When he found Hyde, he would do everything in his power to kill him. Not too long after, Julius spotted Hyde in an alleyway searching his pockets for something)

Julius: Hyde!

Hyde: You're too late, Dragonborn. I already won our little game. And soon you will pay the-

Julius: Fus Ro Dah!

(Julius uses his unrelenting force shout to push Hyde into a wall, Hyde is staggered in pain, Julius grabs his sword to deliver the final blow, but is suddenly distracted by the sound of approaching guards, giving Hyde the opportunity to blindside the Imperial upside the head with his cane and flee into shadows. Julius was left in great turmoil. Not only did his plan  to stop Hyde fail, but he also got Lydia into danger, and now has to tell Lisa and Jekyll that Carew was dead.)

(Julius eventually tells the 2, and they're distraught by the news. When he left them, all he could think was what Hyde would do next? The fiend said he would make him pay dearly. He feared he meant he would do something to Lydia. Perhaps make her his next love slave or just kill her outright. He knew Lydia was a warrior capable of defending herself, but he didn't want to let her out his sight.)

(6 months had passed, and there had been no sighting of Hyde. People started to act like he never existed and returned to normal life. As for Julius and Lydia, they had attended the wedding of Jekyll and Lisa, having recovered from the loss of Carew. The event was almost like a fairy tale ending. Though it would have been had Excalibur not bothered Julius about completing the 1000 provions of remastering him, and Stride not being a bitter guest, but they were content to get any semblance of happiness)

Jekyll: (Approaches Lisa) Mrs. Jekyll, may I have this dance?

Lisa: Dr. Jekyll you may have every dance.

(Jekyll and Lisa waltz for a minute before he starts to feel ill)

Julius: Henry what is it?

Jekyll: (Moaning in pain) Don't make a fuss. Get me out of here! Need to breathe!

Julius: Oh my gods!

Jekyll: Oh gods not now! Oh gods not now! Help me somehow! Please take the pain away! Feel it fill me this will kill me! Please Gods will me somehow to fight it at bay! Oh gods help me! Gods have mercy! (Jekyll runs across the hallway) Don't let her see! Not on our wedding day!

(Jekyll collapses on the floor and twitches)

Lisa: (Approaches) Henry?

Hyde: (The man rises, not as Henry Jekyll, but as Edward Hyde) There is no Henry. Only Hyde!

(Everyone is shocked and horrified to learn the kind and benign Dr. Jekyll and the bestial & psychotic Mr. Hyde were one and the  same)

Stride: (Shields Lisa) Look at this monster, Lisa!

Hyde: (Slowly approaches the 2) And what would you have done with her, Stride? Put her in one of your Riften whore houses and rented her out a septim a time?

Stride: Damn you, Jekyll! Enough!

Hyde: (Grabs Stride's neck) Enough indeed. End of game! (Hyde breaks Strides neck and stares at Lisa) Hmm we seem to be married, my love. Ready for the bridal bed are you?

Julius: (Keeps Hyde at bay with his sword, Excalibur) Henry stay back! I beg you stop! Stop now!

Lisa: (Sees Hyde turn back to Jekyll) Henry? Oh gods! Henry!

Jekyll: Lisa no stay back!

Lisa: Henry, it's me. If this is you show me.

(Jekyll reverts back into Hyde and grabs Lisa)

Lydia: Julius stop him!

Hyde: (Places his hand on her neck) Stay! Or she dies!

Lisa: Henry! I know you don't want to hurt me. I know you can hear me. Let me go for us. Please.

Jekyll: (changes back and lets Lisa go) Do it, Julius! I beg you! Set me free!

Julius: (Conflicted by his hatred of Hyde and friendship with Jekyll) I can't, Henry.

Jekyll: Everyone...forgive me.

(Jekyll grabs Excalibur and impales himself)

Lisa: No! No!

Hyde: (Tries to choke her) Lisa! Lisa!

Jekyll: (Places his hand on her cheek) Lisa!

Lisa: (Jekyll dies in her arms) Go to sleep, my tormented love.

All hail the king of the Shadow Realm!

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ZeldAlice [2016-02-15 16:40:39 +0000 UTC]

Like I said on Facebook. I like this one, also that it has Julius's backstory.

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Janus3003 In reply to ZeldAlice [2016-02-16 00:34:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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ZeldAlice In reply to Janus3003 [2016-02-16 16:19:30 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome!

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Wyvernfeathers [2016-02-15 01:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Julius, you're hogging over half the bed!  Move back over to your side!

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Janus3003 In reply to Wyvernfeathers [2016-02-16 00:29:52 +0000 UTC]

He gravitates toward possible cuddles!

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Whisper292 [2016-02-14 15:12:34 +0000 UTC]

This was awesome!

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Janus3003 In reply to Whisper292 [2016-02-16 00:29:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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Wildroses2009 [2016-02-14 14:54:32 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious. I'd actually planned to marry Revyn Sadri with my first character because dat voice, but I ended up falling for my follower Vorstag instead. He blocked the only entrance out of the bedroom in The Bee and Barb while I tried to run past him unsuccessfully (I think he was trying to get a free feel), then my finger slipped accidentally onto the talk activate button and he made a pointed comment about my amulet of Mara. Skyrim courtship can be a lot of fun. 

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Janus3003 In reply to Wildroses2009 [2016-02-16 00:34:33 +0000 UTC]

I could have married a random innkeeper once. Cleared out some ghosts for him, and happened to be wearing the Amulet of Mara when I came back for the gold. He thanked me like normal, but I apparently could have replied "Interested in me, are you?"
Way to look too deeply into things, Julius.

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AmericanWolfman [2016-02-14 02:27:06 +0000 UTC]

I see Nazeem has been taking a class on Self Defense Against Fresh Fruit. Heaven help him if they figure out how to wield pointed sticks.

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Janus3003 In reply to AmericanWolfman [2016-02-16 00:33:44 +0000 UTC]

He keeps asking about defense against pointed sticks, but the instructor always tells him to shut up.

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DragonLover2015 [2016-02-13 21:09:26 +0000 UTC]

I sort of of have a story for my dragonborn but it's sorta iffy.

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Janus3003 In reply to DragonLover2015 [2016-02-16 00:30:04 +0000 UTC]

I know the feeling.

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DragonLover2015 In reply to Janus3003 [2016-02-16 02:39:14 +0000 UTC]

Basically she and her sister took over their mothers potion shop, however Kora (my dragonborn) was far too impatient to make potions more complicated then your simple healing potion. One day while he'd sister who was far better at making potions was out, a client came in asking for a cure disease potion, Kora got too upset and got the ingredients wrong poisoning her client. She got run out of town as a result. She stumbled around aimlessly for a while then accidentally crossed the border and was ambushed.

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AnynomouSam [2016-02-13 19:49:52 +0000 UTC]

About your dread Julius, two words.

16 Daedra. xD

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Janus3003 In reply to AnynomouSam [2016-02-16 00:33:17 +0000 UTC]

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DJ--Caz [2016-02-13 14:44:29 +0000 UTC]

We needed this I think .w. And I bet my Dovahkiins feel you on the whole "being watched" thing, Julius...

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Janus3003 In reply to DJ--Caz [2016-02-16 00:30:17 +0000 UTC]

The joys of being a video game character.

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the-exiled-muse [2016-02-13 06:29:15 +0000 UTC]

"Let's get something to eat first." - Heh. I was expecting they'd get wine or mead instead, but I wouldn't be surprised if they had some with whatever they ate to loosen themselves up a little.

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Janus3003 In reply to the-exiled-muse [2016-02-16 00:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Chances are they'd have too much wine and simply pass out at the table.

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the-exiled-muse In reply to Janus3003 [2016-02-16 08:11:01 +0000 UTC]

Huh, and I thought Lydia would have a strong stomach for alcohol, given that every drink in Skyrim is mead, ale, or wine.

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kyubiman [2016-02-13 03:58:57 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry Julius, I have that same feeling.
Also, fruits and vegetables share the same ranking on the superstitious and cowardly lot scale as criminals. Unless they are clown related.

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Janus3003 In reply to kyubiman [2016-02-16 00:32:05 +0000 UTC]

Clown tomatoes are nothing to laugh at. Always take them seriously, or you're dead.

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ShoutFinder [2016-02-13 01:09:09 +0000 UTC]

'Julius and Lydia were virgins until their wedding night.
It was awkward.'

Yeah, no kidding, right? Favourite panel  

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Janus3003 In reply to ShoutFinder [2016-02-13 02:28:57 +0000 UTC]

First was something to eat, then drink, then dessert, then a nervous tongue kiss, then drink, then fixing that leaky ceiling, then a snack, then...

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ShoutFinder In reply to Janus3003 [2016-02-13 02:32:57 +0000 UTC]

 

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Castiel-the-Angel [2016-02-13 01:08:54 +0000 UTC]

Poor Julius... He'll never know >;D

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Janus3003 In reply to Castiel-the-Angel [2016-02-13 02:29:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm safer that way.

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