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Janus3003 β Skyrim Oddities: Ulfric Stormcloak
Published: 2013-03-12 02:57:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 16363; Favourites: 128; Downloads: 446
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This one's been a long time coming, thanks to a bunch of joking around at SkyrimForums (my thanks to DrunkenMage for the idea of Ulfric hitting on Elisif and shouting, "I'll call you!").I think Gaston is the funniest Disney villain ever.
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No one's been like Ulfric
A king pin like Ulfric
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Ulfric
ulfric:Β When I was a lad I ate four slaugherfish eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five slaugherfish eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a bard!
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No one does anything like Gast-Ulfric!
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No one's big like Gast-Ulfric!
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Seriously I love these comics I'm +watching you
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If Ralof was the leader of the rebellion I'd have a lot easier time siding with them because Ralof seems legitimately concerned aboutΒ all of Skyrim's citizens.Β I mean no matter what race you are he asks you to joinΒ the rebellion where Ulfric would likely just ditch you once your out of the cave or probably stab you in the back if you play an imperial or High Elf.
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Ralof's a cooler guy, I think. Granted, I still like thinking of him as a troll.
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hehehe when he said "today's the day your dreams come true" i knew u were channeling Gaston XD hehehehe the villian everyone loves to hate XD ehhehe
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Gotta <3 Gaston. Such a hilarious character.
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hehehe yush indeed ^^
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I like him too, he's such a two-year old.
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Gaston's such a great guy.
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Well, exept when he's beating around the little guy who's always following him, that's mean.
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To (sorta) "I'm a Little Teapot."
"I'm the Jarl of Windhelm,
tall and stout,
My axe scares foes away,
then I Shout.
When I go into battle,
FUS RO DAH!
Because if they get closer,
I wet my breechclout."
(Yes, I know, the final line's a couple syllables longer than the rest. But emphasis!)
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*makes note to remember the word "breechclout*
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OMFG THIS IS AMAZING! You've combined two of my favorite things! <333
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Gosh it disturbs me to see you Ulfric, looking so down in the snow,
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Every guy in Windhelm would love to master the voice even if epic failling like a boss
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There's no man in Skyrim as admired as you, you're everyone's favourite Jarl
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every Argonian, Khajiit and Elf is marginated and abused by you, and it's not very hard to see that.
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No one shouts like Ulfric, no one fails like Ulfric, no one's next as incredibly racist as Ulfric.
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When I was a boy, I drank four drums of mead every morning to help me get large!
Now that I'm grown, I drink five drums of mead, so I'm roughly the size of a baaaaaarge!!!
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Ok that is gonna give Lydia nigthmares and me aswell.
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This is literally the funniest thing I've seen in a while. Thank you so much for this!
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Thanks a lot! Glad you liked it.
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I wanna see the Stormcloaks all get together and sing "Gaston"Β
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In my dreams, the rustled jimmies is a reference to the Two Best Friends Play guys.
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Only watched a couple of their videos, I think.
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this is the funniest skyrim comic ever!
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Who'dve thought that Ulfric Stormcloak would be hitting on Elisif? ahahah, thats a good explanation to why he killed Torygg. Silly Ulfric, there's plenty of Elven, Orcish, Nord, Redguard, and Khajiit women to choose from, just have to know where to look!
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XD oh good lord! i jsut bout died laughing at the 1st panel as i read the'dreams come true' part! XD only thought while slightly unsettlign ym baby sis form my (wat she called 'creepily insane') laughing was "oh no...oh no (in good way while laughing)...they're pulling Gaston!" then with the one with galmar "its gaston and le fue!" XD
heheheheh oh man....needed that laugh fer sure (been upset past few days) this really helped cheer me up...and getting help weirding out my baby sis again is always a plus! XDΒ
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