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Published: 2018-01-09 03:23:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 3566; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 78
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Description Remember  ? Well, has started a new art jam, this time for villains!  Villain Tips Art Jam!The Heroine tips seem to have petered out, but I'm sure the plethora for villains, henchmen, cronies, goons, and minions have their own tips to pass along to one another about dealing with those pesky heroes and heroines! Also, about not being the guy that your employer atomizes when he's in a bad mood. Or even, how to tell if a villain employer is going to be worth your time.
The rules are the same as before, but now with more evil! Because Villains!
1.) This isn't a contest. It's not about winning or prizes, this is just for fun. So have fun!
2.) This doesn't actually have to be image art. Written art is still art. You want to tell your tip in the form of a story? Go for it!
3.) This isn't all about heroines getting trussed up and gagged. Don't get me wrong, it's one of my favorite things and I certainly hope to see it, but I imagine a villain or minion has a story or two about dodging police patrols, clever ploys to sneak into top security vaults, and decorating tips for your villai You can see other tips here sinistermarauder.deviantart.co…

I learned from a "Ways to Die in Police Quest" video that cops are supposed to cuff people with hands behind the back. In the first game a drunk driver asks you to cuff him in front because his stomach hurts. If you do, he bashes you over the head the moment you turn away.

More superhero stuff here: janus3003.deviantart.com/galle…
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Comments: 17

DSegno92 [2018-02-01 14:37:18 +0000 UTC]

Advanced tip: dislocate foe's shoulders whenever possible: this will put them out of service longer in case of companion freeing them in the future.

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Wynnifredd [2018-01-12 06:04:48 +0000 UTC]

omg, this is so funny. Love it.

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Janus3003 In reply to Wynnifredd [2018-01-13 01:36:34 +0000 UTC]

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akizz [2018-01-09 15:04:59 +0000 UTC]

  

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kb7rky [2018-01-09 14:29:12 +0000 UTC]

Well...I really would have loved to let my breakfast finish digesting, first. Guess I didn't need that protein shake after all.

BRB

*hurk*

 

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trilliondollerman [2018-01-09 11:30:22 +0000 UTC]

Good night alive! That punch!

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Janus3003 In reply to trilliondollerman [2018-01-13 01:50:57 +0000 UTC]

She works out.

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paws4thot [2018-01-09 09:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Also, being able to see the cuffs make picking the locks way easier!

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avengen [2018-01-09 08:04:50 +0000 UTC]

You Are Dead Not Big Surprise


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experimenter73 [2018-01-09 07:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Curses! You beat me to it! I was in the process of writing a story with the same tip. Now I'll just have to modify it to reference your tip and add my own!

Awesome work here, by the way. It's brilliantly and beautifully put together!

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Janus3003 In reply to experimenter73 [2018-01-13 01:51:13 +0000 UTC]

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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir [2018-01-09 04:10:53 +0000 UTC]

I guess this situation arose because Naiad's still practicing with her water powers? Like, she got captured because she was trying to squirt him with a drinking fountain, but when the going gets tough she can fall back on her secondary power of strong-enough-to-liquefy-a-human-skull?

These hero and villain tips are pretty entertaining! I like how earnest the henchman looks when he delivers that whole "no sexual assault outside of marriage" line. A lowlife thug's gotta have his principles, I guess.

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Janus3003 In reply to Sir-Douglas-of-Fir [2018-01-13 01:53:22 +0000 UTC]

He's got standards. THey're low, but he has them.

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Dangerguy01 [2018-01-09 03:58:36 +0000 UTC]

"Sexual assault inside of marriage, though, I'm totally on-board with. I am a bad guy, after all."

Quite the chunky-style ending for Wrong-Way Ronnie, there.

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Janus3003 In reply to Dangerguy01 [2018-01-14 20:53:43 +0000 UTC]

Fun fact: my Indigo Dynamo story almost had a minion say, "Don't worry, I won't rape you. I'm saving myself for marriage." Wound up cut because it didn't flow naturally with the rest of the conversation. And I was on a time crunch.

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SinisterMarauder [2018-01-09 03:43:54 +0000 UTC]

I really am quite fond of your flow-chart style for these tips.

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Nathanomir [2018-01-09 03:30:30 +0000 UTC]

"Just don't throw me in that briar patch!"

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