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Published: 2007-08-10 14:08:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 2180; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 49
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Description ...or, Warranty Voided!

XD A tough break with a twist, not really even a tough break in this series, lol, just a bad turn of fates for Ultra Magnus it seems x3

I've been watching my SUPER-DELUXE-ULTIMATE-EDITION-DIGITALLY-REMASTERED-UBER-OVERKILL-VERSION DVD in its metal case of the original transformers movie, lol, and there are still so many things about it I love, possibly even better than the modern movie

One thing, being namely the Junkions, lead by Wreck-Gar (And voiced by Python Eric Idle x3) who 'talk TV' xD

I wonder how many people can remember this scene... where the Junkions take a thoroughly trashed Ultra Magnus and stuff him back together, whereupon Wreck-Gar, in his usual mix of TV phrases, cries out

"By George he knows his savvy, we'll salvage your smashed up friend soon like brand new with 90 day warranty!"

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X3

So yes, I think that warranty has sufficiently run it's course, lol, hence the pic with a kiddy Jazz XD

Take from it what ya will, I've just been dying to doodle this x3
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SanguineousRex [2007-09-27 06:13:05 +0000 UTC]

Heh, always thought Wreck-Gar was saying, "By George, kemosabis, your smashed up friend soon like brand new with 90-day warranty."

Cute piece, and a nice rendition of Wreck-Gar and Ultra Magnus to boot.

~SR

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Jazzfox In reply to SanguineousRex [2007-09-27 08:44:55 +0000 UTC]

X3 I was surprised no-one ever came up with the idea before me!!!

Hee, glad ya like, and thankee for peeking in! x3

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JohnStripedfur [2007-08-21 03:40:32 +0000 UTC]

Aw. Jazzfox looks cute as a little pup.

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Jazzfox In reply to JohnStripedfur [2007-08-21 09:37:36 +0000 UTC]

Heeee... it worked >3

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JohnStripedfur In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-21 11:33:28 +0000 UTC]

What did?

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Jazzfox In reply to JohnStripedfur [2007-08-21 22:05:09 +0000 UTC]

My cubby cuteness!!! It is turning you all into helpless sacks of goop! x3

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JohnStripedfur In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-21 22:22:16 +0000 UTC]

Ah. Heh.

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DibDip [2007-08-11 15:28:29 +0000 UTC]

XP Nice. Yay for 404 errors. ... Er... Boo for 404 errors? o_O 'Tis a nice touch, anyway.

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Jazzfox In reply to DibDip [2007-08-11 20:36:14 +0000 UTC]

Heee... thankee :3 ::Hands a badge for noticing it::

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RaiZaku [2007-08-11 15:04:36 +0000 UTC]

That is quite cute :3 . Tho that's been said like 20 times already I just had to say it XD . nice 404 error in the eyes XD . I think that's fixable . Good thing it wasn't a Blue Screen of Death x3

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Jazzfox In reply to RaiZaku [2007-08-11 20:35:33 +0000 UTC]

XD Unfortunately, you wouldn't notice the Blue Screen of Death in an AUTOBOT'S optics, lol...

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RaiZaku In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-12 15:20:40 +0000 UTC]

they dont come with that option I suppose lol.

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Jazzfox In reply to RaiZaku [2007-08-12 17:35:43 +0000 UTC]

X3 Yeah, Autobots need to ditch Windows as their OS, lol

...

Does that make Decepticons Apple? o.O

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RaiZaku In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-13 05:17:06 +0000 UTC]

Either Apple or Linux or one of the other "Non-Windows" Os' I suppose o.O;;

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stuew3a [2007-08-11 00:31:57 +0000 UTC]

hey Jazzfox

Nice one

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Jazzfox In reply to stuew3a [2007-08-11 00:48:23 +0000 UTC]

XD No prob, and thanks!!

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stuew3a In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-11 02:06:40 +0000 UTC]

KEEP YOUR ARTWORK THE bEST

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Jazzfox In reply to stuew3a [2007-08-11 06:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Gaw, tankeee!!! x3 I'll do my best!

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stuew3a In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-11 14:00:48 +0000 UTC]

yes You do

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Ortinbras [2007-08-10 21:55:49 +0000 UTC]

Nice you actualy got round to drawing this after going on about it for so long.

thoe i have to say i feel sorry for wreck-gar having to be stuck in customer services like that, no one likes being in that job

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Jazzfox In reply to Ortinbras [2007-08-10 23:46:42 +0000 UTC]

xD EVERYONE's gotta hate that job

Although, grrr, it's all Micheal Bay's fault he's there

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Ortinbras In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-11 12:15:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes well lets not go there shall we, you dont want me to end up ranting under your pic now do we?

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surfersquid [2007-08-10 15:30:31 +0000 UTC]

xD That's hilarious.

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Jazzfox In reply to surfersquid [2007-08-10 16:12:16 +0000 UTC]

Yay, thankees!! XD

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kritterfox [2007-08-10 15:07:52 +0000 UTC]

Course Wal Mart is evil and doesn't like to accept anything with a warranty xD Oh well, cute pic

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Jazzfox In reply to kritterfox [2007-08-10 15:11:18 +0000 UTC]

::GASP!:: So Wal Mart, makers of all evil created Unicron? :B

Hee, yush, this one is really just to be a test in cuteness XD

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QingLongGuanDao In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-11 18:51:37 +0000 UTC]

I was actually going to go this way with my post, Wal-Mart is ruining America, etc., etc. Now I have to think of something better.
Maybe let's try "It seems a little on the unrealistic side to see Jazz with a band-aid, since any injury that would ordinarily cause a scrape or a cut would certainly breake her bones."?

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Jazzfox In reply to QingLongGuanDao [2007-08-11 20:37:20 +0000 UTC]

XD Oh my!!! How right you are!

We'd better get me to an emergency room, stat!

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QingLongGuanDao In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-12 04:07:25 +0000 UTC]

*bustle bustle*

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Jazzfox In reply to QingLongGuanDao [2007-08-12 17:24:51 +0000 UTC]

::Comes out hours later with a second arm cast:: X3 Thanks for spotting that!!!

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QingLongGuanDao In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-14 12:08:03 +0000 UTC]

Nuts, that's both. Now we'll have to wait about a million years for more Jazz art.

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Jazzfox In reply to QingLongGuanDao [2007-08-15 12:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Pop a pencil and my mouth and I'll work!!! >3

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QingLongGuanDao In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-15 21:33:54 +0000 UTC]

True dedication to your art... T_T It's byootiful.

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kritterfox In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-10 16:57:19 +0000 UTC]

Heheh yeah, it is cute ^_^ But yeah no doubt they're behind lots of evilness

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Jazzfox In reply to kritterfox [2007-08-10 21:30:13 +0000 UTC]

Mwahaha... and evil cuteness it is too thus! >3

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justjingles [2007-08-10 14:43:25 +0000 UTC]

This is so cute!

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Jazzfox In reply to justjingles [2007-08-10 14:49:15 +0000 UTC]

Heee, yeah, I had fun doodling the dungarees and gianter glasses onto myself XD

I really did go overboard on the cuteness, didn't I? O.o ::Looks at the ole red wagon::

But yosh, thanks for looking in, although I hope your transformer does better than Magnus there! XD

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mamei799 [2007-08-10 14:34:10 +0000 UTC]

lol remember he are from the original movie ... but i cant not remember his name XD, lol are a nices pic

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Jazzfox In reply to mamei799 [2007-08-10 14:36:40 +0000 UTC]

x3 Hee, Ultra Magnus and Wreck-Gar, look, he even gets his own table tag thing! :oints::

Glad to give a lil nostalgia XD

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mamei799 In reply to Jazzfox [2007-08-10 14:58:28 +0000 UTC]

lol i was know Ultra Magnus are the broken lol but now i know who are the fixer lol thanks , lol

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Jazzfox In reply to mamei799 [2007-08-10 14:59:53 +0000 UTC]

No prob <3

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kitfox-crimson [2007-08-10 14:24:22 +0000 UTC]

Lol!! He looks so happy in his check out job XD

Poor Magnus...again! XD

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Jazzfox In reply to kitfox-crimson [2007-08-10 14:28:18 +0000 UTC]

XD How many times HAS that been now?

But yush, poor Wreck-Gar too, he needed SOME kinda job after Micheal Bay left him out of the cut! XD

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