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JazzlasterBoris — The Duck Song

Published: 2010-05-02 03:43:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 9380; Favourites: 176; Downloads: 1535
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Description Duck tastes rubbery.

In case you don't know what I'm talking about, inquire below!

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Comments: 314

mahiravduxns [2022-10-15 15:49:58 +0000 UTC]

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T3chkn1ght [2019-01-27 05:33:56 +0000 UTC]

Duck: Hey, take this money.
Man: How does a duck make money?
Duck: By selling quack!

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Baranguirus [2018-02-09 11:13:13 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, anybody for Peking Duck tonight?! *Takes out sharp knife*.

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devilboy23 [2014-05-01 18:19:43 +0000 UTC]

I fapped to this so many times I went through about 6 boxes of napkins.

In one sitting.

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TheDannyMan In reply to devilboy23 [2014-05-08 23:36:27 +0000 UTC]

....you can do that?

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devilboy23 In reply to TheDannyMan [2014-05-11 13:41:50 +0000 UTC]

Such things are possible when presented with images of such magnificient arousal.

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TheDannyMan In reply to devilboy23 [2014-05-11 13:51:13 +0000 UTC]

That stamina, though.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to devilboy23 [2014-05-02 19:50:38 +0000 UTC]

I hope you used double-ply.

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porkupinequils [2013-09-06 20:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Hey! Got any grapes?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to porkupinequils [2013-09-08 23:40:24 +0000 UTC]

EAT A DICK.

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porkupinequils In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2013-09-11 22:44:03 +0000 UTC]

DOCTEROCTAMOTHERFUCKINGGONAPUS  

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Jaydog377 [2012-12-19 08:01:45 +0000 UTC]

Whats up with the replies?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-19 14:14:19 +0000 UTC]

What's up with YOUR FACE.

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Jaydog377 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-12-19 17:23:55 +0000 UTC]

I don't know, What is up with it?
You can't even see my face.
That's Master Chief on my profile pic, and if you can't tell that.... your dumb!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-22 18:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Lame.

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Jaydog377 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-12-23 02:55:50 +0000 UTC]

Sorry dude, but you failed.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-23 03:33:12 +0000 UTC]

WEAK.

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Jaydog377 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-12-23 04:02:07 +0000 UTC]

Dude, now it's just time to chill.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-23 04:58:00 +0000 UTC]

FEAR.

WORSHIP.

OBEY.

RESCIND.

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Jaydog377 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-12-23 05:16:48 +0000 UTC]

Just chill, and quit spamming my replies.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-23 06:17:28 +0000 UTC]

Don't tell me what to do.

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Jaydog377 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-12-23 21:28:52 +0000 UTC]

Well.... Get the heck outta my messages, and quit Spamming my replies already, before I report you.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-24 16:50:43 +0000 UTC]

Dude, these are my messages. Ye be all up in my turf tellin' me what's-a gonna go down, and I ain't be 'preciatin' it, mutha.

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Jaydog377 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-12-24 22:14:29 +0000 UTC]

But you're still taking up space in my messages,
And for all of those comebacks that were unnecessary....
You really need to chill now and find something better to do.
But if you feel better by taking up space in my messages... Kill yourself.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-25 02:43:43 +0000 UTC]

Haaaaaaaarsh, bro. Harsh words be thrown betwixt us.

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Jaydog377 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-12-26 00:09:50 +0000 UTC]

Okay i'm sorry dude.
Have a cool day I guess.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-26 08:17:06 +0000 UTC]

Stop tellin' me what to do.

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Jaydog377 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-12-26 16:16:04 +0000 UTC]

Shutup and get OUT of my messages.
And I can tell you what to do if I want to.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Jaydog377 [2012-12-26 17:45:20 +0000 UTC]

I am the ALPHA and OMEGA.

The BEGINNING and the BEGORGENING.

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Unlimitedcha [2012-12-02 21:03:53 +0000 UTC]

Bum bum bum bum bumda bum!

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to Unlimitedcha [2012-12-05 03:34:08 +0000 UTC]

So this fuckin' duck walks up to my lemonade stand, right?

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roniereid2002 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2018-11-25 13:24:07 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, man so classic

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ShinChuAndTeitus [2012-08-24 05:15:47 +0000 UTC]

Mind if I use this pic in a video?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ShinChuAndTeitus [2012-08-24 06:53:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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ShinChuAndTeitus In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-08-24 07:29:39 +0000 UTC]

...

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ShinChuAndTeitus [2012-08-24 08:01:47 +0000 UTC]

Sorry.

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ShinChuAndTeitus In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-08-24 16:54:07 +0000 UTC]

It's okay. Because I made a House remix of the Duck Song, and... yeah.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ShinChuAndTeitus [2012-08-24 20:34:34 +0000 UTC]

If it were my decision, I would.

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ShinChuAndTeitus In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-08-25 00:40:46 +0000 UTC]

Well, it is your decision. I'll credit you.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ShinChuAndTeitus [2012-08-25 02:37:47 +0000 UTC]

It really isn't.

It.

Really isn't.

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ShinChuAndTeitus In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-08-25 03:32:27 +0000 UTC]

Then who's is it

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ShinChuAndTeitus [2012-08-25 04:24:59 +0000 UTC]

Not mine.

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ShinChuAndTeitus In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-08-25 05:13:03 +0000 UTC]

Y U NO TELL WHO!?

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to ShinChuAndTeitus [2012-08-25 06:24:40 +0000 UTC]

It's

a mystery.

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soulfox360 [2012-07-01 22:58:43 +0000 UTC]

epic

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to soulfox360 [2012-07-11 05:23:47 +0000 UTC]

No thanks.

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soulfox360 In reply to JazzlasterBoris [2012-07-12 19:26:14 +0000 UTC]

......? i meant i like it. it's funny.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to soulfox360 [2012-07-19 07:21:59 +0000 UTC]

No thanks.

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AssassinSpain [2012-06-14 04:30:10 +0000 UTC]

I am the law.

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JazzlasterBoris In reply to AssassinSpain [2012-06-14 05:45:26 +0000 UTC]

I am the law.

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