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JDLuvaSQEE — KNEEL YOU MEWLING QUIM
Published: 2012-12-29 06:13:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 1874; Favourites: 45; Downloads: 108
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Loki: I won't touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And then he'll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I'll split his skull! This is my bargain, you mewling quim!BEST QUOTE EVER!!!!!
Disclaimer: I own nothing!! I'm just borrowing!!!!!
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Same here. I made this a while ago after I'd seen the first Avengers movie I think. Yep.
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I'm saying this in the wake of seeing Age of Ultron and Winter Soldier, where I had time to rethink my opinions about Natasha Romanov. I will use insults about someone's hyper sexed nature, lack of honor with bollocks/balls, and a couple of penis jokes every now and again, but I draw the line at using a woman's genitals as the only valuable signifier for her status.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOT OF WHAT QUIM MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO IDEA 0_0 ! LOOK IT UP
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no offense, loki is pure awesome (only in thor 1 ;D)
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when did you learn to use the internet?
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I learnt it a few months ago. Captain Rogers, who has become quite good at using technology, assisted me with it. I would've asked Stark, but he would have started babbling on about it's inner workings than I cared to learn about.
When did you learn to use the internet, daughter?
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I have been on Midgard most my life, father. I gained this knowledge naturally. Are you in Asgard? were you punished for your attack on New York?
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No, I'm not on Asgard. Yes. My punishment is to remain here on Midgard, without my magic blocked by BindingRunes, until I see the error of my ways and until I find love.
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And have you found that love father?
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Who does your heart beat for father? Is she mortal? Asgardian?
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It's actually a he and he's a mortal. My heart beats for Captain Steve Rogers.
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Oh Father, 
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With your looks and uniqueness father, It is impossible for him to reject you
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Thank you, daughter. I shall tell him of my feelings tonight.
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I wish you luck, father. Until later then, when i shall hear the results. ^-^
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I am ever curious as to how it went. If you are ready, please, share with me the good Captain's reply?
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I told Steven of my feelings for him and he feels the same way!!! We are going on our first date tomorrow evening!
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Father I'm very happy for you! I hope all goes well!
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Thank you, daughter!
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It was wonderful! Steven took me out the dinner at a very nice restaurant (Stark was kid enough to lens him on of his credit cards for the evening). We shared a delicious chocolate torte cake for dessert! *sighs dreamily* He looked so fetching in his tuxedo. He even gave me a bouquet of deep red roses!
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Oh father the amount of emotion i feel for you at this end is immeasurable! Im very happy for you father!
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Have you encountered Steve since your last date?
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I have! The Avengers and I all live in Stark Tower. Stark gave all of us our own floors! It's wonderful! We have movie nights and it's great fun! I always sit next to Steven during the movie nights and during meals.
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You should see the pranks i pull with my friends father! We squash my friends bananas, and put itching powder on the younger children's toilets You should paint stark's suit like a woman's body! I have picked up so much from you father :') How will they last? But where is the fun in not seeing them squirm? I should visit the tower some day, and meet the good captain ^-^
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Ehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am glad of that, daughter! Indeed!!
I would love for you and mt Steven to meet someday!
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Me also, and i would love to bring some friends along! could we perhaps prank the others? Not you and steve of course.. but you know... the others
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That you be lovely, dear!! Oh, yes indeed! We shall!!
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Steve does sound like a charmer What about when you have to return to Asgard though father? Steve cannot go with you can he? What will Odin Allfather say?
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Sadly, Steven cannot go with me when it's official Asgardian business. 
I don't give a flying bilgesnipe about what the AllFather would say!
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Only you yourself knows whats best for you Father, and I do love your term 'Flying Bilgesnipe'.
What about Thor? can he not fight for you? being the new king and all...
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Indeed. Thank you, daughter! He probably could. It helps that he approves of my relationship with Steven. I'll ask him. Also, Steven and I are going on another date next week! Yay!
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ooo! let me know how it goes! 
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Father I have news! I was in Asgard, and I was talking to the Lady Sif. She was ever so jealous of Steve when she found out you two were together! So i told her even more, just to annoy her what can i say? I am my Father's daughter
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*laughs* Was she really?! I wonder why she was jealous? She hates me!
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Perhaps it is not you she likes... but Steve Pathetic woman *laughs*
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Indeed! She cannot have Steven! He and I are courting! I will fight her if I must!
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Well we all know who will win now don't we?
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I watched Avengers yesterday father
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Ooh!! What did you think of it?
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It was brilliant!!!!! that fight scene between yourself and Steve
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