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Jean-Kirschtein — Levi x Reader - Je Voudrais
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Description "Sasha, I'm not entirely sure one this," You said, looking at the tight dress she had bought for you to wear for such an occasion, "I feel skimpy."

She walked into the room wearing the same dress, only in red. She grabbed two headbands and walked over to you, shoving the one with cat ears in your hair. "Trust me, you look great. Besides, we're all matching."

You weren't exactly sure how she did it, but Sasha had convinced Mikasa and yourself to go with her to a club on Halloween. The admission was free for girls who dressed up, so she had planned for us to match. You were a cat, Sasha was a devil and Mikasa was a rabbit.

She slid on her horns and looked in the mirror, admiring herself. You would have never expected her to be the type of girl who was into this, but here she was. "Sasha, why did you want to dress like this anyways?"

Turning back to you, she smiled. "Because I have a plan, and I knew that none of you would dress up like this if I didn't."

"What type of plan?"

"You'll find out~" She sang.

A knock was heard and the two of you slipped your shoes on—luckily she allowed flats since you were going to be dancing all night—and headed to the door. As it turns out, Mikasa had gotten ready at her house and headed here. "Hey, ______, hey, Sasha."

"Hey, Mikasa."

"Mikasa!" Sasha yelled throwing her arms around and hugging her.

Once she was able to peel Sasha off, she asked, "Why did I have to come again?"

"It's Halloween, we have to celebrate!"

"Fine, fine." She sighed and smiled. "Let's get a move on, shall we?"

You piled into Mikasa's car and headed to the club. When you got there, you were surprised to see how long the line was. Luckily, Sasha had gotten the three of you on the VIP and she had connections with the bouncer. She headed straight to him.

"Hiya Dorris!" She said to the large man with a grimace on his face.

He smiled and held out a fist. "Sasha baby, how's it going?"

"Great, we're just here to have a spook-tastic time." She said, gesturing to Mikasa and yourself.

He laughed and nodded. "Go on in."

A few of the people who were in line groaned, but otherwise said nothing. The music was blaring and the crowd was pumped up already. There seemed to be an endless supply of This Is Halloween remixes for the DJ to use, and he didn't miss the chance for a single one.

Mikasa stopped and started to dance, causing you and Sasha to do the same. The three of you laughed and moved your hips like there was no tomorrow. Mikasa stopped and pointed across the room, yelling over the music. "Oh my god, look who's here!"

You saw what she meant. "Are you kidding me, why did the guys come?"

It seemed as if Eren, Connie, Jean, Reiner and, surprisingly, Levi were out as well, and they had quite a crowd of girls dancing around them. Mikasa seemed a bit nervous. She pointed to Eren and said, "That girl is dancing a little too close to Eren."

Sasha grabbed her hand and pulled her towards them. "Let's go over there then!"

You grabbed Mikasa's hand and kept hold of it, trying to keep up with Sasha, who seemed a little too eager to see them. After fighting your way through the crowd, you reached the boys. The sight was a little too much for you. It was hard not to laugh.

Jean was dancing against Reiner, who was dancing with his hips, which looked awkward on him. Connie was doing the Bernie. Eren was just swaying side to side, most of the girls around him doing the same, while Rivaille seemed to be doing his own thing—it looked like a mix between the lawn mower and the sprinkler. You couldn't help but giggle.

"Hey boys, who'da thought you'd come here?" She yelled, getting their attention.

The music changed to 'Let's Get Ridiculous' causing a cluster of 'Ohh's to come from the crowd. The guys noticed the three before them and stopped. Reiner spoke up, "Hey, what brings you here?"

"Nothin', just here to dance, what about you?"

He rubbed his neck. "Same, I guess."

Without hesitation, Mikasa walked over to Eren and started dancing with him, immediately putting the girl to shame with her dancing. She had moves, you didn't doubt that. Even Eren was surprised. Jean was too drunk to care, he just continued to dance against Reiner, who didn't care one way or the other.

Sasha pushed you in Levi's direction and headed towards Connie. You looked over and caught sight of them heading towards the door. So that was her plan, hook us up then ditch us for candy. Fair enough. You looked back at Levi and nearly choked. Oh no, he's doing the Window Washer. Holding in your urge to face palm, you skipped up to him and grabbed his hands before they could wipe at the invisible window once more. He frowned at you and raised an eyebrow. You placed his hands on your hips and began to sway them. He shrugged and went along with what you were doing.

An entire play list of songs and many, many drinks later the two of you were practically grinding against each other. You were to drunk to care and Levi was drunk enough to let loose. He leaned in and whispered into your ear. "Je voudrias potato."

Scratch what you had thought earlier, this man was too drunk to function. "Levi, let's get out of here."

"I'm dancing!" He yelled.

Eren and Mikasa had left some time ago when Eren got too uncomfortable with all the girls around him. Reiner and Jean had ran up front and joined the large crowd of people and started dancing with just about everyone. Last you saw, Jean was missing his shirt. And now, you had a drunken, passive aggressive thirty-something year old to take care of. Perfect.

You grabbed his hand and practically dragged him out of there, which wouldn't have been to bad if you were drunk yourself. Stumbling out of the entrance, you pulled him along and stopped at the side of the street. Levi was currently leaning on you, practically making you carry him.

Waving down the nearest taxi, you shoved him in and shuffled in beside him. Giving the man your address, you closed your eyes and sighed. Suddenly, Levi rested a hand on your waist and swung a leg over you. He swooped in and hungrily pressed his lips to yours. Not seeing the wrong at first, on account of the alcohol, you joined in, easily slipping your tongue in his mouth.

Your hands flew to his hair and held on, allowing you to pull him down a bit so you could press yourself against him. He let out a small moan which vibrated in your mouth. Finally catching your senses you pushed him off of you and took a deep breath. "We need to get you home, now."
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Comments: 32

wonder-if-i-gave [2015-07-30 19:12:49 +0000 UTC]

sigh. 
 And now, you had a drunken, passive aggressive thirty-something year old to take care of. Perfect.

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IfYouSayYouLoveMe [2015-03-21 23:52:34 +0000 UTC]

Done
So done
This is just
Fuckin
Drunk Levi is bae<3

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Powerpuffdrawer [2014-10-21 01:35:54 +0000 UTC]

Somebody Get Braus, Levi wants the D-
Imean-
He wants a potato-
Sasha will give him all potatoes...

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attackonpie [2014-02-23 09:30:17 +0000 UTC]

je voudrais potato
I cant
I don't even
I don't
I'M DONE
The mental images of Levi dancing were enough but THIS
//storms out in a fit of giggles

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zoethegreat8668 In reply to attackonpie [2014-05-25 04:12:10 +0000 UTC]

I'm reading this really late at night and I'm just trying my best to hold in hysterical laughs...resulting in a hella lot of squeaks and snorts which probably raise even more suspicion...

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MerryMeru [2013-12-29 21:12:39 +0000 UTC]

Those dance moves though! xD haha im not exactly sure but je voudrais potato? I want a potato? Either way that made me laugh xD

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to MerryMeru [2014-01-25 08:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Hah, Levi's getting crunk !! ( old people speak ehe ) 



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Cassius326 [2013-11-30 07:13:57 +0000 UTC]

OMG those moves tho lol the window washer that cracked me up!!! 😂😆

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to Cassius326 [2013-12-10 04:35:41 +0000 UTC]

Heh, spur of the moment dance moves are always the best!

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ArthurKirklandXOXO [2013-11-02 22:40:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh god... Levi doing the sprinkler... I just cant omfg xD
This was perfect. And the line about the potato.. I'm so done xDDD

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to ArthurKirklandXOXO [2013-11-05 02:33:35 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Glad you got a laugh! It's surprising what the mind can come up with. -.-

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ArthurKirklandXOXO In reply to Jean-Kirschtein [2013-11-05 23:47:22 +0000 UTC]

Well I love your mind for making my day. The mental image of heichou doing the sprinkler just wont leave and today I just laughed in the middle of class because I thought about it.
woops
Sorry not sorry
Stahp starin at meh
//shot/

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to ArthurKirklandXOXO [2013-11-06 12:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'm laugh, is it really that funny? Well, I was giggling to myself when I thought of it.. 

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ArthurKirklandXOXO In reply to Jean-Kirschtein [2013-11-07 01:07:56 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome, and yes it is. I imagine him with a 'I will murder your whole family' look on his face, and doing the sprinkler. And I giggle XD

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to ArthurKirklandXOXO [2013-11-09 02:34:10 +0000 UTC]

I can't help but do the same at the thought!

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ArthurKirklandXOXO In reply to Jean-Kirschtein [2013-11-09 02:55:59 +0000 UTC]

Right?? xD

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to ArthurKirklandXOXO [2013-11-09 03:10:47 +0000 UTC]

of course!

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Mizuki-Maru90 [2013-10-30 23:43:33 +0000 UTC]

Sure you can have a potato Levi~ -3-...

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to Mizuki-Maru90 [2013-10-31 03:04:01 +0000 UTC]

He wants hte potato bad

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Mizuki-Maru90 In reply to Jean-Kirschtein [2013-10-31 03:18:34 +0000 UTC]

Well...it just so happens I carry a supply of potatos with me in my purse...

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to Mizuki-Maru90 [2013-10-31 03:32:52 +0000 UTC]

Levi will be very glad to hear of this, very glad.

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Mizuki-Maru90 In reply to Jean-Kirschtein [2013-10-31 22:04:23 +0000 UTC]

I love potatos...my friend thinks I'm German because of it...

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to Mizuki-Maru90 [2013-11-01 00:55:27 +0000 UTC]

Seems legit

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Mizuki-Maru90 In reply to Jean-Kirschtein [2013-11-01 02:15:56 +0000 UTC]

I know right?~...

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to Mizuki-Maru90 [2013-11-01 03:59:06 +0000 UTC]

'course~!

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qwin104 In reply to Jean-Kirschtein [2014-05-25 01:40:47 +0000 UTC]

Hello, just randomly replying, but I eat potatoes all the time because I'm both Irish and German, and my friend called me Potato Girl... I felt so special. ^^

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pionv3 [2013-10-30 23:32:42 +0000 UTC]

I can't... je voudrais potato ahaha

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to pionv3 [2013-10-31 03:03:49 +0000 UTC]

-whispers- I have bursted out laughing in French one to many times thinking about Levi saying that to not include that in a drabble. ^.^

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blackandbluerose [2013-10-30 23:28:30 +0000 UTC]

Ohonhonhon do I smell a part 2 here? Plz?

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to blackandbluerose [2013-10-31 03:03:00 +0000 UTC]

On my list! (though it may take a bit because I am lazy. -.-) Thank you!

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blackandbluerose In reply to Jean-Kirschtein [2013-10-31 03:40:24 +0000 UTC]

you welcome bro keep it up!! And take your time cuz im like that too

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Jean-Kirschtein In reply to blackandbluerose [2013-10-31 03:47:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, I will! Ah, glad you understand.

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