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JEluvs2laugh — Bikini Season Is Here (Perv!Levi x Teen!Reader) AU
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Published: 2015-02-22 03:39:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 187819; Favourites: 933; Downloads: 0
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“Finally the trip is here!” Hanji said, stretching her arms. “I thought it would never arrive!”


“Well exams are over so now we have a break,” Armin said.


“Ugh. Why the hell am I still in school?”


“I don't know horseface. I ask why you're here everyday day.”


“Shut up Eren. Why don't you go find Mikasa since you’re so whipped.”


“I'm not whipped! If anyone takes the lead in our relationship it's me.”


Mikasa appeared behind him. “What has that Eren?”


“Oh. Uh n-n-nothing dear. Ehehehe.” Jean snickered at Eren and he eyed him back angrily.


“Alright class. Make sure to get here by 8 am tomorrow and don't be late or else you'll be left behind.”


“Yes professor Erwin!”


~~~


“Soooo,” Hanji inquired. “Since we're going to the beach, I was wondering what kind of swimsuits you'd all be wearing.”


“I have a simple white one piece,” Mikasa said. “If I where anything crazy I'm sure Eren will drown.”


“I'm wearing a sexy red bikini!” Sasha exclaimed. “Connie's gonna get so turned on, he’ll have to confess to me!” She giggled while everyone else grimaced.


“I have a bikini too! Now Erwin will have to acknowledge me as a woman instead of just his student!”


“Sensei isn’t going to notice you Hanji,” Ymir teased.


Krista popped her head out from behind your chair. “What are you wearing (first)?”


“I bet it's gonna be something really hot so that you know who is bound to notice.”


“You guys! Shut up! I don't want him to hear. He's only a couple rows away.” You looked around to see if anyone had heard. You said in a hushed breath, “I didn't bring one okay.”


“What?!” All the girls yelled out.


“Shhhhh~”


“(first) why didn't you bring one? It's the beach for gods sake!”


“Yeah I know. I just don't like exposing myself.”


“Why not? You're so hot! If you were any hotter I think I'd turn.”


“Hanji shut up. I just don't like people staring at me. Especially like that. You know how guys get when they see a girl they think is cute. They turn into animals.”


“Yeah I understand. Eren just can't keep his hands off me.”


“Mikasa no one wants to hear your stupid stories. But mine on the other hand-!”


“No one wants to hear yours either Sasha.” She squatted sadly and drew circles on the floor with her fingers.


“Annie, you’re so mean~” Sasha said pouting. Annie just shrugged her off.


“Anyways we’ll make sure no other guys look at you all creepy like. So what do you say?”


“Oh. I don't know...”


“Alright then it's settled! We're gone help you find a new swimsuit!”


“Wait a minute Hanji-”


“So Sasha, what kinda stories you got for us?”


“Oh I have the perfect one!”


“Ugh.”


~~~


“Alright guys. Get changed and meet at the beach in an hour. And don't be late. I don't want any of you getting lost.”


“Okaaaaaaay~” the class sounded in unison.


You were now in the hotel by the beach in the girls room.


“Okay girls. Let’s get changed really quick so we can go shopping for (first)!”


While the girls were changing there was shouting and banging coming from the other side all of the wall. The boys room.


“What are they doing over there? They sound like they're fighting a war or something.”


They're probably trying to figure out who's gonna be the lucky bastard to try and peep at us,” Sasha said.


“There's no way I'm letting them peep at Krista!” Ymir yelled with a bloody nose and an arm around her.


“Poor fools don't even realize we already finished changing.” Hanji said.


Suddenly all the noise from the boys room stopped.


“GOD DAMMIT.” You heard from the other side.


You rolled your eyes at the boys. Soon, you and the rest of the girls had put your outside layers on and went out the find you some sexaaaay~ clothes.


“Oh oh! I found one!” Sasha pointed to the small store on the boardwalk.


“Good work Sasha!” Hanji and the girls dragged you into the store against your will.


“Annie! Help!”


“Psh. She’s not gonna help you!”


“Sorry (first) but I have better things to do.” Then she turned around and went for a jog like she always did.


“I told you.”


“Damn you Annie... After I helped you cheat on that math test, this is how you repay me?!”


“Hey (first),” Krista called out to you. “How about this one?” She held up a pink one piece covered in flowers.


“No way you guys! It has to be something sleek and sexy! (first) needs something like this!” Sasha brought out a tiny, black bikini.


“Sasha! That’s just a bunch of strings!”


“Exactly,” she said, moving her eyebrows up and down suggestively.


“How about an itsy, bitsy, tinee, wheeny, yellow, polka-dot bikini?” Hanji could barely hold in her laughter.


“I bet you were just waiting to say that all day.”


“I really was,” she said with tears of laughter brimming in her eyes.


Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Mikasa pick something up and put it behind her back.


“Mikasa, what do you have behind your back-” Before you could ask, she shoved the garment in your hands and pushed you into the changing room. “Wait- What- I can’t wear this!”


“Well you’re not coming out until you put it on.”


“Do I have to?”


“Yes.”


After contemplating how you’d escape and then realizing you’d never make it past Mikasa, you gave in and put it on.


“I hate you guys.”


“Oh my god. Just come out and show us.”


“(first)! (first)!” Sasha and Hanji chanted together.


Soon you opened the curtain and found yourself being stared at by everyone in the store.


Everyone blushed, Ymir even whistled.


“OH YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS~”


“Wow.”


“Since when did you have these curves?”


“I think you turned me (first).”


You blushed, trying to cover yourself. “You guys~ Shut up!” You rushed to the cashier to check out. “Let’s just buy this and leave, okay?”


“Yes ma’am~” Hanji teased.


~~~


“Alright. Who wants to get their asses whooped by the all mighty Jean Kirstein?!”


“Tch.”


“Oh please. If anyone’s gonna get their ass whooped it’s gonna be you horseface! Right guys?!”


“Um...” Armin and Marco looked around nervously.


“That’s right! Come on Jaegar! Let’s kick his ass!”


“Alright, how are we gonna split this up?”


“Me, Marco, Connie, and Levi are one team. You, Reiner, Armin, and Erwin are the other.”


“Count me out. I’m not wasting my time playing a stupid game with you idiots.” Jean tried to protest but Levi just ignored him and sat at a table.


“Yeah, I don’t think I’ll play either...”


“But Marco! We’re a team!”


“Sorry Jean. You know I’m not good with sports.”


“Ha! Even your best friend doesn’t wanna play with you!”


“Shut up shorty!”


“Actually Eren...” Armin put his hand on Eren’s shoulder. “I think I’m gonna sit this one out. I have a new book to read.”


“But Armin!... We’re a team!”


“Sorry Eren...” Armin ran off to sit at the table with Levi as Marco sat on a nearby towel to watch.


“Well, since we have an uneven amount of players, I guess I’ll sit this one out too.”


“But Professor Ewrin! ... Fine. We don’t need them. We can play 2-on-2 and still kick your ass! Right Reiner?!”


“Of course!”


“Yeah right! Me and Jean are gonna win! And when we do, you’ll be begging us not to tell everybody."


“Jean and I,” Erwin corrected Connie from afar. Eren and Reiner laughed at him.


“Whatever! Let’s play!” Connie hit the ball with all his might and it hit the net.


“Ha! Is that what you call a serve?! You guys suck!”


“Shut up! I bet you couldn’t do any better Eren!”


“Oh, is that a challenge horseface?!”


“You bet it is shortstack!”


Eren picked up the ball, threw it up, and hit it. Again, it hit the net and fell onto the sand.


“Ha! See! I told you you couldn’t do any better!”


Embarrassed, Eren blushed and crossed his arms. “You’d better shut it Jean.”


“Or else what?” Eren tackled Jean to the ground while Reiner and Connie stood there, pointing and laughing at the boys.


“Tch. I told you they were idiots.”


“Jean! Eren! Stop fighting!” Erwin went over to break the two boys apart


“Jeez, we’re gone for one minute and and it’s like it’s World War 3.”


All the boys looked behind them. “It’s about time you guys ca-” Immediately they blushed. Jean couldn’t even make one of his perverted jokes. Hanji and Sasha wore their bikinis, and Mikasa wore her one piece, while Krista and Ymir were twinning in blue-and-white-striped sailor swimsuits. You wore a white bikini covered in strawberries, with little bows on your hips and a bigger one in the middle of your top.


“Woaw.”


“Well I’ll be damned. I guess (first) was hiding her curves from me,” Levi thought to himself.


Armin hid his red face in his book while Marco hid his in his hands.


“Eren, Connie, you’re drooling.”


“Oh, right.” The two boys whipped their mouths. Mikasa and Sasha went over to them while Hanji migrated toward Erwin.


“So Connie, what do you think?” Sasha put her arm around his shoulders and poked his red face.


“Ah... Uh... I-uh...” he stuttered, unable to think with her so close to him.


“Eren, you’d better have been drooling because of me.”


“O-oh! Of course Mikasa!” He put his hands up in defense. “I only have eyes for you. Ehehehe...”


“Oh Erwin~ Don’t you like my bikini,” Hanji asked while striking poses, trying to get him to pay attention to her.


“It’s very nice Hanji.” He was completely unfazed.


You were now standing there alone. Hanji, Sasha, and Mikasa were off flirting. And god knows which back alley Ymir dragged Krista to. So instead of waiting there awkwardly, you decided to leave and get some food from the boardwalk.


“Ugh. Just get in and get out (first). Don’t make a scene.”


“Well hello there beautiful~!”


“God dammit...”


“You waiting in line pretty lady?” A group of guys came over to you and blocked your way from the line you wanted to get it.


“Could you move? I’m trying to get some food.”


“Oh I’m pretty hungry too.” He eyed you up and down. “Maybe I should eat you?” You tried to cover yourself from his disgusting, animalistic gaze.


“I’d prefer it if you didn’t try to cannibalize me.”


“Hehehe. Looks like we have a joker over here boys. Well I don’t mind. I like a good laugh every now and then.” He started walking closer to you, making you back up some.


Suddenly you felt a pair of hands groping your chest from behind. You were just about ready to stab a bitch until you realized who it was.


“Leave her alone shitface. She’s mine.”


The men laughed. “Oh god, this is too good. A midget is gonna try to fight us? Ah~ come on guys, she isn’t even worth the fight.” And with that they left.


“Tch. Damn pigs.”


“Um... Levi...?”


“What brat?”


“Um... Could you let go? People are beginning to stare...” You had your hands covering your face, not wanting him to see how red you were.


He put his hands down. “What. No thank you?”


“You just grabbed my boobs! What more do you want?!” 


He raised an eyebrow and smirked. “Well, there are a couple things I could think of...”


You tried to cover yourself from his gaze. He rolled his eyes and took off his sweater. “Here. Put this on.” You nodded and put it on without hesitation.


“Th-thanks...”


“Grabbing your chest was more than enough thanks,” he said, smirking to himself.


“Levi!!” Suddenly, your stomach growled and you remembered that you were in the middle of getting some food.


“You hungry?”


“Yeah. You want anything? Since you helped me, I’ll pay.”


“Well, I could do for some strawberries.”


You face-palmed. “Why do I even like him...” You thought to yourself.


“So I’ll take that as a yes?”


“No.”


“Tch.”


“One ice cream please!”


“Of course you’d get strawberry.”


“Well duh. It’s the best flavor!”


“Tea flavored is best.”


“Hmp. Fine. Then I guess you won’t be trying to eat my ice cream.”


“Guess again.” Levi grabbed your hand that held the ice cream and licked it all the way around so that every inch was touched.


“Levi! What the hell! I don’t want your germs!”


“Why not? It’s not like we’re not going to be swapping spit later.”


You flushed. “I hate you, you know that?”


“Hmp. I love you too.”

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Comments: 118

sillycreator18 [2017-09-25 02:46:52 +0000 UTC]

These guys are drooling an ocean

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TheOriginalGalaxxy In reply to sillycreator18 [2017-12-29 21:47:56 +0000 UTC]

I didn't laugh until I read this XD

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Priya-Gaha [2017-07-15 15:13:55 +0000 UTC]

I love pervy Levi !     

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bleh-senpai [2017-06-19 22:58:22 +0000 UTC]

(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ ♡

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MintydemonsX3 [2017-04-14 23:38:51 +0000 UTC]

hahaa

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Valeriagoth325 [2017-03-23 03:47:33 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't stop lamo when on of the guys screamed GOD DAMNIT!

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Anae-Haruki-Pitch In reply to Valeriagoth325 [2018-11-18 02:41:22 +0000 UTC]

omg me either!

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Anae-Haruki-Pitch In reply to Valeriagoth325 [2018-11-18 02:41:22 +0000 UTC]

omg me either!

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ItsScary [2017-02-06 01:58:36 +0000 UTC]

*stabs Levi with the bottom of my ice cream cone*

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Valeriagoth325 In reply to ItsScary [2017-03-23 03:46:16 +0000 UTC]

That's violent. O_O

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Bloom02 [2016-12-25 05:43:36 +0000 UTC]

"You were just about to stab a bitch...."
I AM DYING!!! *PROCEEDS TO MAKE SEAL NOISES AND ROLLS OF MEH BED*
ouch *rubs phone, it got stuck in Meh blankets and landed between Meh and the floor*

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adaliciaa [2016-09-05 18:37:30 +0000 UTC]

     

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Lilly-the-OC-creater [2016-06-12 02:41:31 +0000 UTC]

"Sasha, That's just a bunch of strings!"
Was that a ouran host club refence I spy.
                           

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fanXfic In reply to Lilly-the-OC-creater [2016-08-15 06:56:56 +0000 UTC]

YAS FAM SOMEONE ELSE NOTTICED TOO

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ErenKip In reply to Lilly-the-OC-creater [2016-06-21 21:54:27 +0000 UTC]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I THOUGHT THAT ALSO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lilly-the-OC-creater In reply to ErenKip [2016-06-21 22:49:49 +0000 UTC]

I thought I was the only one who noticed! Apparently not! 

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Levi-Kaneki [2016-05-04 13:59:52 +0000 UTC]

I laughed at both of these parts

Hangi:"Why not? You're so hot! If you were any hotter I think I'd turn.”

Hanji: “I think you turned me (first).”

oh Hanji , really good story to

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Mocki-Cookieyas In reply to Levi-Kaneki [2016-06-02 12:43:30 +0000 UTC]

Yeah,this broke me too XDD

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JustEmmm [2016-04-21 21:55:12 +0000 UTC]

I would Levi do much worse!


Hahahaha he's hot!!!

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BabiiQueenie [2016-04-05 09:17:03 +0000 UTC]

omg part 2 please lol

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Kitty-bae [2016-03-27 04:56:15 +0000 UTC]

Omg whys there eremika there 😧😫😖😂

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RubyBadAppleDream [2016-03-10 04:31:17 +0000 UTC]

I didn't like the idea of the bikini chose for me so I switched it then I realized the design I planned look like some model would wear just why.

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MaskedRed [2016-02-21 06:32:11 +0000 UTC]

                         Good story   

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SparkyFlash02 [2016-02-18 16:33:20 +0000 UTC]

I never wear strawberry bikini :v

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JEluvs2laugh In reply to SparkyFlash02 [2016-02-19 23:52:00 +0000 UTC]

Well niither have I but now you doooooo lol

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SparkyFlash02 In reply to JEluvs2laugh [2016-02-20 02:03:37 +0000 UTC]

           

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JEluvs2laugh In reply to SparkyFlash02 [2016-02-20 14:36:16 +0000 UTC]

teehee 

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xSutekinaTsuitachix [2016-01-12 02:43:31 +0000 UTC]

I've never actually worn a bikini ._. hmph...

BUT THIS WAS GOLDEN. i really would stab a bitch though

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Mochi-and-2P-Rose [2015-12-29 02:34:16 +0000 UTC]

The bikini was cute~ too revealing for me though.....

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TortiseBerry [2015-12-17 13:55:57 +0000 UTC]

I would stab a bitch. Too sexy, no touchy

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YangDDDJ24 [2015-11-12 02:09:42 +0000 UTC]

Deez boobs are two good for you get it two

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JEluvs2laugh In reply to YangDDDJ24 [2015-11-12 12:56:34 +0000 UTC]

LOLz you're fuuuuunny~

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YangDDDJ24 In reply to JEluvs2laugh [2015-11-12 22:44:16 +0000 UTC]

I got more pun-ishments Tee Hee

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StellaBear2002 [2015-10-19 05:57:37 +0000 UTC]

“You waiting in line pretty lady?” A group of guys came over to you and blocked your way from the line you wanted to get it.



“Could you move? I’m trying to get some food.”



“Oh I’m pretty hungry too.” He eyed you up and down. “Maybe I should eat you?” You tried to cover yourself from his disgusting, animalistic gaze.



“I’d prefer it if you didn’t try to cannibalize me.”



“Hehehe. Looks like we have a joker over here boys. Well I don’t mind. I like a good laugh every now and then.” He started walking closer to you, making you back up some.



Suddenly you felt a pair of hands groping your chest from behind. You were just about ready to stab a bitch until you realized who it was.


COMEDY GOOOOOLD!! *wipes gold tear from eye*

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JEluvs2laugh In reply to StellaBear2002 [2015-10-19 13:12:26 +0000 UTC]

XD I'm glad you enjoyed reading this as much as I liked writing this crack scene lol

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phoenixjewls [2015-08-02 22:01:13 +0000 UTC]

That was funny

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PockyErenTitanz [2015-08-02 05:38:55 +0000 UTC]

Sasha X Connie forever

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OriginalOtakuLuv [2015-08-02 02:00:32 +0000 UTC]

here is what i would do:
* levi grabs my boobs*PERRRVEEEERT *punches him and sends him flying*

levi: *nosebleed all the way*

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QuirkyKay In reply to OriginalOtakuLuv [2015-08-08 23:52:59 +0000 UTC]

XD

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OriginalOtakuLuv In reply to QuirkyKay [2015-08-09 00:50:50 +0000 UTC]

XD

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QuirkyKay In reply to OriginalOtakuLuv [2015-08-09 00:55:01 +0000 UTC]

I cannot unsee that anymore XD

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OriginalOtakuLuv In reply to QuirkyKay [2015-08-09 00:58:02 +0000 UTC]

My oc vocaloid scares the shiz out of him!..ina fanfic!

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QuirkyKay In reply to OriginalOtakuLuv [2015-08-09 01:03:21 +0000 UTC]

Haha 😁

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OriginalOtakuLuv In reply to QuirkyKay [2015-08-09 01:27:24 +0000 UTC]

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FiguresForU [2015-06-09 05:42:16 +0000 UTC]

HE GRABBED MY BOOB
 

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legoninjagogirl [2015-05-22 13:29:41 +0000 UTC]

They make ice cream tea flavored hmmmmmm. Welp I know what i'm looking for in the ice cream section next time XD. Nice story by the way

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JEluvs2laugh In reply to legoninjagogirl [2015-05-23 02:03:56 +0000 UTC]

I had green tea ice cream with green tea mochi and chocolate at a restaurant and it was so good ASDFGHJKL lol and thank you~

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legoninjagogirl In reply to JEluvs2laugh [2015-05-23 19:10:35 +0000 UTC]

welcome ^^

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Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 14:15:37 +0000 UTC]

I want to suggest something.

Take the "perv" out

Levi is already a pervert, so why over-emphasize it?
xD

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JEluvs2laugh In reply to Pastellic-Chan [2015-05-11 16:13:58 +0000 UTC]

Well you know, helps catch the eye of anyone wanting to read a random fic lol I mean it does for me

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