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L: How goes the battle?
K: No battle. I’m fine. I can read a recipe. I can make salsa. Go sit.
L: Is that how much cilantro you’re putting in it?
K: It’s how much the recipe calls for.
L: Don’t put that much in. It will taste like soap.
K: It won’t taste like soap.
L: Too much cilantro tastes like soap. How much garlic did you put in it?
K: The recipe called for two cloves. I put in two cloves.
L: You need to put in more than that.
K: What? Why?
L: Everyone knows you put in way less cilantro and way more garlic than the recipe calls for. I don’t make the rules.
K: I literally have the rules typed up in front of me. The recipe is the rules.
L: Extra garlic is an unwritten rule.
K: If you are supposed to put in more garlic, why wouldn’t it be a written rule? That makes no sense. Why would they leave out ingredients?
L: You can deviate from the recipe, Keith. Trust me.
K: I am going to follow the recipe.
L: I’m calling Hunk…He says to put in more garlic.
K: Argh! Fine.