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jessi201 — 2P! Hetalia Pick-Up Lines (NSFW, Clean, {Creepy})
Published: 2015-05-28 19:59:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 9387; Favourites: 75; Downloads: 0
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I'm sorry if these aren't very good!LEAVE OF ABSENCE: Starting June 2nd, 2015
Italy:
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NSFW: I can't control where my hands go....
Clean: Let's make pasta! I've got a secret ingredient only you can know about.
Creepy: I'll carve my name into your heart....
Germany:
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NSFW: *too much* When I'm done with you, you'll have double the scars as me.
Clean: *can't*
Creepy: *cough* First step is handcuffs, do you know what comes next?
Japan:
2p! Japan with his awesome sword
NSFW: Come in my bedroom and I'll show you all my artwork.
Clean: I would kill for your honor with no regret.
Creepy: Your name is tattooed across my heart...
America:
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NSFW: Hey doll, why don't you come out and play tonight? I've got a good bat...
Clean: ??
Creepy: I'll meet you in the alley. Just you and me, getting to know each other better....
England:
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NSFW: You'll look so lovely dressed as my maid....
Clean: "Ello cupcake, want a cupcake?
Creepy: You'll never want to leave me.... my cupcakes are addicting!
France:
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NSFW: *censored*
Clean: *nonexistent*
Creepy: *censored*
China:
You're much more addicting than opium....
Canada:
St. Patrick's Day Animals - 2P Canada Lemon
Clean: You're my storybook dream come true. (He likes romance novels)
Creepy: This Mountie is putting you on house arrest.
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Comments: 23
Is it weird that I thought some of the ones that were supposed to be creepy, were actually sweet?... nevermind, that's a stupid question, of course its weird.
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You have every right to be weird or curious.
I believe the 2p's are just the 1p's alter ego in the worst possible state, so I don't see why they shouldn't be a little sweet
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I don't know much about them to write a pick up line. Sorry
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Wtf England!? I don't clean u should know this by now
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Canada:This Mountie is putting you on house arrest.
Me: This lady is putting her foot up your ass!
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waitttttttttt, 2p Canda, likes romance novels............
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That's a headcannon I saw online. Sometimes 2p Canada is seen as laid-back and chill with a really bad temper. So I think in his spare time he reads 50 shades of grey or some Nicholas Sparks.
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2p! england's clean one though XD
~DOUBLE CUPKAKE~
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Am I the only one who read 2p!England's NSFW pick-up line as the lyrics to that song by 5 Seconds Of Summer??
XD
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That's a coincidence. .. I'm not a fan of 5SOS...
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Same here but I literally read it as the lyrics.
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Beautiful *sniffs* Beautiful *voice cracks*
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Nice~! I feel like some of these are better than the ones I made-
I made three Hetalia pick-up line pages so uh- XD
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