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Published: 2018-03-08 00:24:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 2201; Favourites: 75; Downloads: 23
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Description As always, in order to keep his design team and engineers from being conscripted, to be forced to go to the Roosky Front, and to fight, kill, and die, for the Great Leader,  Prof. Anton Veeblefitzer commissioned them to design the most outlandish, and impossibly flyable aircraft designs, in order to make "The Great Leader", etc., think that Prof. Veeblefitzer and his team were far more valuable to help achieve "Final Victory", even as the the armies of the enemy were surrounding Boylin (Hey! This particular universe has it's own quirks, so don't blame me! I only report what Dr. Steven Greer's alien friends report to me, as to what's happening in all the parallel universes that the insane Jimbowyrick/aka/Prof. Anton Veeblefitzer, dreams up!).
Soooo! Anywho! The craft depicted is titled the "Veeblefitzer  Ve-626A Iron Storm".
It never made it even onto the blue-print design stage, and was dreamed up by Prof. Veeblefitzer's trusty chief illustrator, Dr. Jimbowyrick Sr. .
The design was a classic hybrid "jet and piston engine" collaboration, which meant that it could be used in ........ any way that you'd want it to be used in...?!
It carried no armament, and did not have even landing gear!!!!!
But....., what the hay!!!  "Supreme Dictator" Dolpho ShItzberg" loved it, and ordered "One million to be produced in the next two weeks, or I'll have all of you taken out and shot!....., for not having done so!!!!!!!
Soooo! Dear viewer! Feast your eyeballs upon this latest abomination, coming forth from the feverish minds of Prof. Anton Veeblefitzer and his team of equally peculiar inventors  and rejoice that it was never put into production, and that it passed from the oblivious, into the oblivion!!!!
Tons of Love, Jimbo Wyrick
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Comments: 9

Caz747 [2019-01-18 18:11:52 +0000 UTC]

Crazy looking design, crazy sounding story, love it.

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Jimbowyrick1 In reply to Caz747 [2019-01-18 19:28:43 +0000 UTC]

"Thank you!  It's as crazy as I am!" - Prof. A. Veeb'
 

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jflaxman [2018-03-26 22:28:28 +0000 UTC]

Nice drawing, and the not-so-unfamiliar backstory was fun!

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Jimbowyrick1 In reply to jflaxman [2018-03-26 23:29:27 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!
That's what growing up reading MAD magazine, then National Lampoon, and then studying "Luft '46"'s website, will do to you!

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RJDETONADOR97 [2018-03-10 14:52:53 +0000 UTC]

Interesting design, it gots a rotor engine and jet engines.

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DonaldMoore909 [2018-03-08 06:33:04 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad it didn't make production or the "Supreme Dictator" Dolpho ShItzberg" would be ruling the world by now. It isn't really a bad design, a prop in the rear to help it take off faster, two turbo's for a fast high speed and back to the prop for a faster landing. The earlier ME-262's were sitting duck taking off and landing and our boys tried to hit them at there base because they were outclassed in the air.

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Jimbowyrick1 In reply to DonaldMoore909 [2018-03-08 09:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Hi!
Problem is that there's no room for fuel enough to go beyond the runway!!!!
Prof. Veebelfitzer always designed his designs (?!) to be self defeating!!!!
Just like the USA does today!!!!!
And, tragically, that's the truth!
Tons of love, Jimbo

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OtakuBouzu [2018-03-08 03:38:28 +0000 UTC]

So i take Professor and his team just turn on printing machine and prints a million of this?

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Jimbowyrick1 In reply to OtakuBouzu [2018-03-08 09:56:31 +0000 UTC]

Hi!
Good one!
Counterfeit Veeblefitzer's, by the millions, are as good as one Veeblefitzer in your hands!!!
Tons o' love, Jimbo

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