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JoAsakura — Goodnight, Shep
Published: 2012-04-17 00:46:20 +0000 UTC; Views: 1538; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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in the room that was shep'sThere was a friendly ai
And an tank full of fish
And a picture of...
The unit called legion uplifting the Geth
And there were some little elcor looking for more
And new krogan babies, and blue Asari ladies
And a little toy shuttle, and a pilot named Steve
And Garrus with guns and a dextro-based plum
And an tired old admiral who thought this was fun
Goodnight Shep, goodnight Shep
Goodnight legion uplifting the Geth
Goodnight EDI and the tank with the fish
Goodnight elcor looking for more
Goodnight krogan babies and goodnight Asari ladies
Goodnight Kaidan and goodnight reave
Goodnight toy shuttle and goodnight Steve
Goodnight Garrus and goodnight guns
Goodnight Quarians and dextro-based plums
And goodnight old admiral who thought this was fun
Goodnight Citadel Goodnight Air
Goodnight reapers everywhere
(my apologies to BioWare, Margaret Wise Brown and Clement Hurd)
(and to Julia Yu, whose "Goodnight Dune" ultimately inspired this)
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Comments: 23
Don't mind me while I creep across your gallery now.
But...this was one of my favorite books as a kid, and...omg I love it.
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AHHH SOOO CUTE!!! !!! Awww this was like, THE book to me, when I was little.. I have the most memories of it, I loved it so... so freaking fantastic to see and read the ME version. Freaking. Adorable. oh my god I did not think I could possibly love you more than I already do but this freaking amazing.
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o^_^o <3
I tried SO HARD to get the rhythm right with it. Of course now, bunnies are a permanent part of my ME headcanon. XD
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Is that Edi on the bedside cabinet? What would her alarm call be?
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it is indeed EDI!
I'm not sure. "Hello, Shepard. You have hit the snooze alarm 5 times. If you persist, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to play that song you hate. Louder and louder each time" XD
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lol he'll wake up doing the Shepard Shuffle
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even adorable bunny!shepard is not immune XD
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I was drinking water while I was reading this, and I choked when I got to "goodnight Reapers everywhere."
This is so damn cute. x3
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ALSO OMG. I DID NOT SEE THE REAPER LOOKING IN THE WINDOW LIKE A CREEPER! O.O
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hahah! no one expects Creeper Reaper.
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I was hopped up on tequila and allergy meds when I came up with the idea. XD
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