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Published: 2011-05-21 10:15:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 825; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 21
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Description JESUS. WHERE IS THIS DAMNABLE RAPTURE? AM I LATE TO HARVEST SOULS? WAS IT CALLED OFF? NO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING.

So...Yeah... I haven't slept in 24 hours and I just got lost on the internet... How do you do that? Get lost on the internet....

The gang's Theme song that SPANS TIME AND SPACE: [link]


What should I be explaining? OH UHH.... I GUESS. IF ANYTHING, HOW THEY ACT IN THE TEEN/YOUNG ADULT YEARS... You've seen the Children ways in the doodle comics I've bombarded you all with.

I had fun trying to find all their last names. Some I had to make up on the spot. O_O

I also had fun writing words on their shirts that sum up who they are.

Iyzak Celibate. All Iyzak's life he's seen people's romantic relationships get out of control, devastate, and crumble at the foundation. He wants no part of it.

Jeff Ho-Bag. He is one. He always will be one. Probably.

Stuart Fag. During his high school years, he learns a few things about himself and promptly doesn't give a fuck about what people think.

Iris and Elliot Spaz and Apathy. Iris just can't seem to control her energy and Elliot just can't seem to make an appropriate expression.

Sin Master of Puppets. Not the Metallica song. It's a little more sinister than that. He also can't seem to control the level of static that's released by his hair anymore so he just cuts that shit. Also, after the stuff that makes it so Jinx isn't standing with them, he stops sleeping.

He just stops sleeping so he'll stop dreaming.

Lyle and Constant Evil-ish Twin and Good-ish twin.

Lyle got Evil-ish because for one, he's wearing an eye patch now, Maria Squared still hasn't accepted his apology, and two because Lyle holds a grudge like you've never seen.

Constant got Good-ish because even though he's quick to anger stuff blows over quickly with him.


Cassia Helen Level D. That's where she's from, and that's where the majority of her weird little quirks originate.

Maria Squared Exact. Every. Little. Thing. Has to be PERFECT with her. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.

Thryn Sane. Because on her planet, all the crazy stuff she does is normal.

Taylor Bitch. She's a huge lying bitch. But you didn't hear that from me.

I really like their teen years because I set up their adult ones before all this, and it's so vastly different, there is abrupt character change. I love that. You have no idea.

GOD I NEED TO SLEEP. I'M ZONING HERE.

JONI OWNS THIS. I DO.

CRAPPY REFERENCE, AND A CRAPPY HEIGHT CHART KINDA. DOES IT EVEN LOOK PROPORTIONATE? I DREW THEM ALL SEPARATELY.

I DID IT ALL IN PHOTOSHOP.

FIXED THE SIZE.
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Comments: 21

squirrelpaw4970 [2011-07-17 13:40:16 +0000 UTC]

I love your drawing style 0u0 And all these characters seem really interesting!

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jocosejoni In reply to squirrelpaw4970 [2011-07-22 15:16:43 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thanks!

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EmmaVirus [2011-05-22 02:06:10 +0000 UTC]

Oops, I shoulda mentioned it to you. The rapture was put on hold for another thousand years or so. Or maybe we'll have another chance next december, so I'm told. Keep your fingers crossed!

Hahaha, love your characters Joni :3

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jocosejoni In reply to EmmaVirus [2011-06-21 18:45:42 +0000 UTC]

BAH. HOLD. HOW DARE THE UNIVERSE.

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Superimposition [2011-05-21 19:34:22 +0000 UTC]

boo, no metric system ;_;

Sinclair looks massively badass.

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jocosejoni In reply to Superimposition [2011-05-21 20:20:33 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry!

SPECIAL METRIC SYSTEM JUST FOR YOU!

Iyzak: 208 CM.

Jeff: 175 CM.

Stuart: 188 CM.

Iris: 163 CM.

Elliot: 160 CM.

Sinclair: 221 CM.

Lyle and Constant: 193 CM.

Cassia Helen: 169CM.

Maria Squared: 163 CM.

Thryn: 231 CM.

Taylor: 170 CM.

He is badass, and sleep deprived.

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Superimposition In reply to jocosejoni [2011-05-22 08:33:51 +0000 UTC]

You are. So. Fucking awesome.
Yes.

Dear lord, I feel tiny with my 173 cm. xD

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jocosejoni In reply to Superimposition [2011-05-22 17:03:09 +0000 UTC]

Don't feel bad, I've only got 160 CM on me, if that.

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Superimposition In reply to jocosejoni [2011-05-22 17:06:32 +0000 UTC]

Yay, let's be short together! *high 5*

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jocosejoni In reply to Superimposition [2011-05-22 17:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Yaaay! *completes the five*

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Rokitto [2011-05-21 15:11:53 +0000 UTC]

6'10" seems slightly obscene of a height to be

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jocosejoni In reply to Rokitto [2011-05-21 16:28:48 +0000 UTC]

I know it is.

The reason for such a painful height among other things, is because of some alien genetics that Iyzak, Sinclair, Constant, Lyle, and Maria^2 have in them. They're almost a different type of people, like how there were Neanderthals and Cro-Magnons.

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Rokitto In reply to jocosejoni [2011-05-22 02:52:58 +0000 UTC]

oh no aliens gettin with humans

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jocosejoni In reply to Rokitto [2011-05-22 17:05:10 +0000 UTC]

Freaky freaky Freaky. Like this. [link] Freeaakkkyyyy.

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Rokitto In reply to jocosejoni [2011-05-23 21:09:48 +0000 UTC]

my friend's 3 year old loves that song

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jocosejoni In reply to Rokitto [2011-05-24 14:31:38 +0000 UTC]

...That's scary. Why is a 3 year old listening to that?

and why are there bars on mars?

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Rokitto In reply to jocosejoni [2011-05-25 05:51:00 +0000 UTC]

She listens to a lot of pop music

and don't question mars bars

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jocosejoni In reply to Rokitto [2011-05-25 18:53:41 +0000 UTC]

I guess it's ok, She's 3 she's not really paying attention to the lyrics anyway. =F

What about Mar's bar's lack of driving cars?

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Rokitto In reply to jocosejoni [2011-05-26 02:57:17 +0000 UTC]

mar's bar's lack of driving cars can be attributed to the destination being to far.

gas is ever so expensive these days, you see

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UmbrellaSkylight [2011-05-21 14:15:00 +0000 UTC]

Never stop posting shit about these people.

Ever.


AWL GROWN UUUUUUUUHP <3
I love these chullins. I feel like their aunt or something.

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jocosejoni In reply to UmbrellaSkylight [2011-05-21 16:55:09 +0000 UTC]

Like I'll ever stop.

Awwww, they're not all growed up just yet auntie Morgan. They've got a lot of crap to go through before they can man up.

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