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Do not love the pony. : - )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Must've been some bachelor party. Ivan makes everything full of tables and sledgehammers.
I kind of wish that Hasbro did do a series starring the background characters, so we had something to watch while nothing of interest happens to the mane six.
"Do not love the pony." Well, when you give us a picture like that...
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The SHED.MOV reference quite literally made me roll on my bed laughing. XD
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this is a great thing i shall now read every one of these inquirers
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Umm~ wasn' RD locked away in a canterlot Dungeon in one of those threads and yet it seems she's out and about in another. . .
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One of them was.....from the future?
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What, she finally hit the 888 MPH mark and ran into Twi's flux capacitor spell? XD
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Yes. And she hit it while in a cage, which makes it twice as impressive and about 20%...well, you know.
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Next issue you might consider soliciting an ad from "Canterplot--Canterlot's Premier Gentlestallion's Club!"
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"It's a fourth wall thing."
Favorite part.
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Won't the rainbows disappear the moment the sun sets?
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"I thought that too," said Rainbow Dash. "You don't go your whole life with 'Rainbow' as your name without picking up a thing or two about them. But then I heard this song by a guy who called himself Dio, and apparently there can be rainbows in the dark."
Twilight Sparkle offered an alternate explanation, saying that these rainbows are the residual energy of piercing the color barrier rather than an effect of light refraction and are not subject to the same rules. But it was really long and this reporter understood maybe a third of it. So let's go with the Dio one.
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Never heard of moonbows (rainbows at night)?
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Thus answering the question "what if bronies wrote 'The Onion'?" 
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"Who Needs the Kwik-E Mart" is forever on an infinite loop in my head.
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That's gotta be *someone's* version of hell!
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Nothing of interest until fall?
Maybe I should start following that tradition, sounds fun!
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That's good overall, love the whole Starcraft story, after all as I knew Chrysalis has a voice like Kerrigan's.
As for the last paragraph, I ain't going over there, but a foolish Pinkie Pie would and then she'll become Pinkamena Diane Pie forever.
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"Equestria to do Nothing of Intrest Until Fall"
That one cracked me up!
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I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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"Going to the Future to save the Past." Yep, that sounds just like Final Fantasy XIII-2, CHOCO-BOCO-LINA! I'm probably the only guy who's even played it out of a lot of us. I even have the GIlgamesh DLC!
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I meant this guy.
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My bad...
You seemed to be referencing a number fanfics and I thought you meant one that I had read...
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Think nothing of it.
I generally don't reference fanfics. Intentionally.
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The Changelings' office is empty? Finally! I was hoping somepony'd confirm that for me!
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Now why would Luna advise ponies against going into Fluttershy's shed...?
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No idea. Why don't you head on in there and find out for us? Heh. Ha ha. HA HA HA. MUAHHH HAAAA HAAA!!!!
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But by caging Dashie up, it makes people want to love her even MORE!
We're doomed, DOOOOOMEED!
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That picture of caged Dashie in the first article... Oh man...
Great stuff as usual, specifically Ivan's interview and the ad. XD
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Well I always thought the Equestria Inquirer was kind of a rag, but now I know that it is one, ponies have no understanding of economics.
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