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Description I'll warn you upfront: this isn't glamorous.

At first, I thought I was in a car or on a plane. I woke up in an uncomfortable chair with an incredible headache and no idea where I was. My eyes slowly adjusted to the sickly yellow light, and I saw a ceiling with water damage. I didn't recognize it. I smelled mildew and smoke, which would've startled me if not for the headache.

I started to rub my head, but I couldn't move my hand. I looked down, and my wrist was stuck in something. Actually both wrists. And ankles. I didn't like where this was going.

Ugly laughter erupted from across the room. "About time you came around!" someone shouted. I rolled my heavy head to the left and saw Seth and Nate. They were sitting on an unmade bed, smoking.

Seth was not one of my favorite people. He worked at a bar I avoided, and he was why. He and I went back ten years, so we knew a lot of the same people. Like Nate.

Nate wasn't a bad guy, or at least wasn't till recently. He was lonesome and impressionable, however, and apparently now he was Seth's lackey. He smiled at me almost apologetically.

"You should be more careful," Seth warned. "It's not safe to walk around alone at night." Seth had never shown concern for me before. I kept quiet.

"What's the matter, boy? Speak, boy!" Seth demanded, and my stomach did a somersault. Now I knew what this was about.

Seth smiled so hard he squinted. "You walk around alone a lot. One night last month, I was gonna ask you for some money, but then you gave me a better idea." Yes, I knew what this was about.

"I was gonna ask you for some money when you stopped and took your shoes off. I thought that was weird, but that was just the beginning! Wasn't it, boy?"

"Cut the crap, Seth," I said. "Get to what you want."

Seth ignored me. "Then you took off your shirt. Then you took off your pants. Then do you remember what happened?"

I glared at Seth. "We both know I'm a werewolf," I finally said, matter of fact. "What of it?"

Seth smiled even harder than before. "You're not leaving this room till Nate and I are, too," he cooed.

I stared at Seth a long time, my emotions running hot and cold. "You don't have a clue, do you?" I finally asked, and he laughed again.

"I've got all the clues," he gloated. "Moonrise is in an hour. Those are silver shackles on your wrists and ankles, and these are silver bullets," he continued and cocked a gun. "Try anything foolish between now and moonrise, and you're a dead dog. Get it? Dog?" He laughed again till Nate joined in.

Seth turned his attention to Nate and rolled two more cigarettes. I sat in the hard chair across the small room and mulled over my options. Moonrise was in an hour, but it mattered only because Seth thought it mattered.

    1. Werewolves don't need moonlight to change.

I don't like to change in the daytime, but nighttime is fine no matter what phase the moon is in or whether it's showing. So I didn't need moonlight, but I did need an hour to stall, and I didn't want to startle Seth. His ignorance and arrogance were my only advantages besides, well, being a werewolf.

I couldn't leave, or Seth would shoot me. I couldn't change yet, or Seth would shoot me. Thirty minutes passed, and I couldn't think of anything better to do than change at moonrise and play it by pointed ear.

"Why do you want to be a werewolf, anyway?" I asked abruptly, and Seth laughed yet again.

"Live forever. Settle some scores." He said it with all the imagination of a grocery list, then rolled two more cigarettes.

    2. Werewolves don't live forever.

Though on average we live longer than smokers.

I spent the rest of the hour hoping Seth would lose track of time, but several minutes before moonrise, he stood up and walked over to the window. "Show time, boy," he exalted, and made eye contact with me only as he opened the rickety Venetian blinds to let through the imminent moonlight. I swallowed. Seth wasn't letting me out of here till he and Nate were werewolves or dead, which didn't leave me a lot of latitude.

In case this isn't completely clear, I love being a werewolf. Not that I know different, but it's fun and normally comes in handy. I have a fur coat in case I get too cold, and I have fangs in case I can't open a bag of Doritos. This was the first time it had posed a real problem, and I wasn't about to let two goons ruin lycanthropy for me, at least not without a fight. It was just a more even fight than you might think, when I started out unconscious and shackled to a chair.

Anyway, I figured the least I could do was put on a good show, and the more compliant I came across, the less likely Seth would be to shoot me.

"Are you ready?" I asked, and Seth thrust Nate in front of me.

"Bite down on the shoulder, so the virus doesn't have to travel far to get to the heart," he instructed.

    3. Lycanthropy isn't a virus.

There's so much wrong with that, let's focus on the "virus" part and try to forget the rest.

"I have to transform first," I reminded him.

I willed the change to come over me, and the shackles on my wrists snapped open at the first bulge of my forearm muscles. My teeth distended into fangs so soon after that, though, I don't think Seth or Nate noticed. I flashed a fanged grin at Nate before I became unrecognizable.

    4. Silver doesn't affect werewolves.

Silver bullets do, but pretty much any bullets do.

I balled my hands into fists and could feel thick calluses already across my palms. It felt good, like sitting down in a car with real leather interior. What didn't feel good was growing a tail in pants with a 30" waist. By now, the shackles on my ankles also had snapped open, so rather than sit on my tail, I rose to my feet. Er, hind paws.

The idea was just to bite Nate's shoulder slowly and firmly, but he struggled, and the clichΓ© copper tang of his blood briefly clouded my mind. The next thing I knew, Seth had grabbed Nate by the other shoulder and begun pulling him away from me. At first I was glad because I hadn't meant to bite Nate any more than absolutely necessary. By pulling Nate away from me with his shoulder still in my mouth, however, Seth hadn't helped him so much as shredded him.

"My turn," Seth said impatiently.

I clawed at Seth's collar and went to town on his shoulder, not caring how much of a mess I made. If he were to protest, he wouldn't protest long. But in fact, he liked it.

"I can feel something starting already!" he exclaimed before passing out pretty fast from loss of blood. Seth's blood was nothing to write home about, and I wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.

I let Seth fall to the floor, and I changed back, feeling like a beach ball with a leak. Once human again, I took off my clothes and piled them into the chair with the silver shackles. I tiptoed into the adjoining bathroom and entered the shower, trying to ignore the filthy floor and go on about my business. I stood under water as hot as I could stand till all the blood and sweat were gone down the drain. Although human, I gave myself a good shake because there was no clean towel anywhere in sight.

Both Seth and Nate looked worse than expected. Each lay atop a very large puddle of blood, very pale and very still. I gasped. There was no way someone Nate's size could have survived that much blood loss, even though Seth's wound looked worse. It was too bad about Nate. I had nothing against him, at least till today, and his only crime was looking up to Seth.

I dressed quickly, and it was lucky I did because an orange flash caught my attention. At moonrise, Seth and Nate had left whatever they were using for an ashtray on the bed, and the entire bed was suddenly in flames. By the time I got the door unlocked and opened, there wasn't a lot left to save.

I charged out the door and took big gulps of air as I ran. I ran to the edge of downtown before I stopped and started to cry at the needlessness of the two deaths and the senselessness of the whole sorry episode.

I had bitten two people before: one an old friend down South from whom I kept no secrets, the other an online friend out West obsessed with werewolves. The only thing that came of it either time was some bleeding, and the second time, an infection that went away with antibiotics. So Seth and Nate were wasting their time.

    5. Werewolf bites aren't actually contagious.
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Comments: 345

JoeyLiverwurst In reply to ??? [2012-01-08 20:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Holy cow, thanks! What's kept me writing about werewolves is knowing it's old hat, yet feeling so little's been done with it. I guess that's sort of an expansion, even if it doesn't pick up where this leaves off.

I wish I knew more to say in reply, except I'm humbled by your kind words.

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nuke1128 [2017-10-10 23:13:13 +0000 UTC]

Then what do you do to get lycantropy?

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to nuke1128 [2017-10-11 05:35:27 +0000 UTC]

Inherit it.

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nuke1128 In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2017-10-11 09:51:45 +0000 UTC]

Aw man

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kingofpain0 [2015-09-29 05:09:35 +0000 UTC]

wrong all wrong

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ssabbath [2014-08-28 13:36:16 +0000 UTC]

btw, was this your first deviation!?

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to ssabbath [2014-08-29 01:02:49 +0000 UTC]

It was in fact.Β  Nowhere to go but down!Β 

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ssabbath In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2014-08-29 12:30:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow, great success! Β 

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ssabbath [2014-08-28 13:31:31 +0000 UTC]

You are born a werewolf is that true, you canΒ΄t "become" one right?! The silver part was new for me!

A really good writing, a good story a well deserver DD!

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to ssabbath [2014-08-29 01:01:58 +0000 UTC]

In popular culture, I think lycanthropy is considered contagious more often than not.

And thank you!

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ssabbath In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2014-08-29 12:45:45 +0000 UTC]

I have this book ->Β d.gr-assets.com/books/12405857…

When i was a teen i used to play a lot! I really like it! I used to play as a Glass Walker couse i have some skills with computers!

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to ssabbath [2014-08-29 22:44:19 +0000 UTC]

Nifty!Β  Probably truer to legend, too.

Interesting how people have one view of something from movies, and a drastically different one from games.Β  I have little experience with both movies and role-playing games, which puts me off in the wilderness.

What's a Glass Walker?

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ssabbath In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2014-08-29 23:01:40 +0000 UTC]

it is a kind of werewolf.... in portuguese it is "andarilho do asfalto", translating directly is means, asphalt walker or something like that.

It is quite a nice story and rpg setup... maybe you should read it...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werewolf…

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to ssabbath [2014-08-29 23:23:05 +0000 UTC]

Wow, so you have experience as a werewolf!Β 

The one thing at the beginning that makes me sad is "the inability of the Garou to live as/among humans," because to me the most interesting thing about werewolves is blending in most of the time and attempting to lead otherwise normal lives.

But it probably works better that way for the game.Β  I'll bookmark it and read it more carefully later.Β  Muito obrigado!

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ssabbath In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2014-08-30 20:53:03 +0000 UTC]

As a glass walker... yes

The glass walker is a kind of werewolf that can live among humans

you are welcome!

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to ssabbath [2014-08-30 21:59:46 +0000 UTC]

That's more experience than most real people have.Β  Ha ha.

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ISAPU [2014-08-23 20:21:28 +0000 UTC]

2 foolish men believing everything they read , ha !
i really liked this peace
definitely not cliche (duh , that was the point of this one)
i liked how you went on with the main character s thoughts
narrating style was nice
description was not too short nor boring
good job

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to ISAPU [2014-08-23 21:48:23 +0000 UTC]

Very much appreciated, Yasmina!Β  Thanks for taking the time to let me know what stood out.Β 

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jacobmosovich [2014-03-26 04:27:58 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how he'd deal with going publicΒΏ He'd probably get military contracts and paparazzi on his tail all the time. He'd get celebrity status immediately I wonder why nobody has tried it before.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to jacobmosovich [2014-03-26 06:58:20 +0000 UTC]

All we need is one werewolf volunteer to try it out.Β  In the meantime, thank you for the favorite!

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jacobmosovich In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2014-03-26 14:10:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh I volunteer as tribute. Would a werelucario count cause if not that's fine.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to jacobmosovich [2014-03-27 00:22:26 +0000 UTC]

What's that?

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jacobmosovich In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2014-03-27 00:26:24 +0000 UTC]

A pokemon Lucario. It's a kind of blue black and blonde bipedal wolf with a metal spike on each hand and the chest. Search it on here

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to jacobmosovich [2014-03-27 00:32:15 +0000 UTC]

Ah.Β  Ordinarily I'd say no, but if I actually saw somebody transform, it's not like I'd dock him points for turning into the wrong type of wolf.Β 

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jacobmosovich In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2014-03-27 00:39:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I can see it now. He goes to the open all night game store ironically and turns into a wolf right in front of them. He trys handing them the game and they just stare at him. He sighs and leaves before taking a selfie with the clerk and a free game.

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christiahlove [2014-01-06 05:16:48 +0000 UTC]

This is pretty cool.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to christiahlove [2014-01-06 05:19:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, Christiah!

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Wvasco-Eciese [2013-09-04 22:13:22 +0000 UTC]

Love the character's voice and the misconceptions. Unique and original.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to Wvasco-Eciese [2013-09-05 03:48:23 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, for both the comment and the favorite!

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MuckTruck [2013-04-04 18:28:15 +0000 UTC]

The only thing I don't like is that I am left wondering, how did your protagonist become a werewolf? Great start but I'd love to read more.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-05 00:56:00 +0000 UTC]

Pretty sure he was born one. I should add these rules don't apply to all my werewolves, although I can't actually think of any exceptions so far. Hmm.

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-05 15:48:37 +0000 UTC]

Very cool, so it is like a genetic curse? Really like the whole gypsy influence on the were-creature legacy, I remember a lot of comics and such when I was younger with that sort of motif. The circus comes to town... Really diggin your writing, let me know if you are looking for someone to do some visuals.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-05 23:26:12 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't use the word curse, but more or less. There's one story where I deviated wildly and provided an origin for lycanthropy, but it's not to be taken too seriously. As far as visuals, no budget for that at present, but I'd love to pair a cover image with a story if you're ever so inspired.

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-06 13:46:51 +0000 UTC]

Hey sure as long as you don't have a deadline, that's kind of my criteria for non paying jobs, work at my leisure.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-07 04:20:21 +0000 UTC]

That would be delightful. Is there somewhere we can chat about it in real time?

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-07 14:19:11 +0000 UTC]

you can email me at jd-macleod@hotmail.com, I don't really have any chat stuff. I even uninstalled msn messenger. Too many security risks. Just give me a good idea of what you and I'll do a sketch up. cheers!

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-07 23:50:57 +0000 UTC]

I take that back. The Hotmail one apparently has been retired in favor of Skype. Yecch. But there's still the deviantART one, if you're game to give it a try.

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-08 00:45:15 +0000 UTC]

If you think there is any reason. It will have to be in the evening. I have a lot of other things to do. I get to this when I can, it's my hobby but I have kids and am looking for work... you understand.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-24 01:21:56 +0000 UTC]

Found a way to make the Hotmail one work again, although now I remember why I got rid of it.

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-24 12:17:52 +0000 UTC]

Why?

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-25 00:23:50 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-08 03:49:36 +0000 UTC]

1. Evenings are better for me, too.

2. I don't want this to turn into something that isn't fun. Definitely don't feel obligated or prioritize it over something important.

3. I didn't realize you had kids. I always admire when people can balance a hobby with family responsibility, like a touring musician who's a devoted husband.

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-09 12:25:39 +0000 UTC]

As I said, I am unemployed right now, so that makes it easier. I have days when the kids are in school and evenings when I get them settled down. I am currently in the finding work headspace, however, so I am not opposed to doing some art, just not rushing at it.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-10 03:05:36 +0000 UTC]

Sounds smart!

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-11 16:53:03 +0000 UTC]

I guess, I am in a slump. Hard to get the energy sometimes. Have less and less motivation when there is no project or purpose to it as well. I guess all artist face that kind of block from time to time...

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-12 00:50:24 +0000 UTC]

Been there, and if not for deadlines, I'd never get anything done.

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-13 15:11:28 +0000 UTC]

This is true.

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-07 23:22:37 +0000 UTC]

deviantART and Hotmail both have "chat stuff," if you aren't averse something on site. I can come up with something myself but would rather you steer me toward something that already piqued your interest, if possible.

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MuckTruck In reply to JoeyLiverwurst [2013-04-07 23:45:52 +0000 UTC]

oh. Well, not sure what you mean. I kinda liked this story of the few I read, you mean one that I should do a sketch of?

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JoeyLiverwurst In reply to MuckTruck [2013-04-07 23:52:59 +0000 UTC]

This is one of only three stories already to have an illustration, so I was thinking one of several without.

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