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Published: 2007-05-28 05:23:54 +0000 UTC; Views: 280786; Favourites: 3892; Downloads: 1513
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Description Don't make me spell this one out for you.

Anyhow, with this artist's block removed, the ideas just keep flowing! I've got artist's diarrhea!

Which leads beautifully into the story behind this.

So I'm walking back to my apartment from lab late one night with my stomach empty and my bowels laden. "Brain," I say to my brain, "how would you deal with this?" And brain, being half-dead from trying to program a FPGA, proceeds to give me the fastest and worst solution to my dilemma.

Again, don't make me spell this out.

I'm afraid the dialogue is kinda cluttered in this one. Perhaps I should have put in the text first instead of last so I could see how stupid of an idea it would be; then you would have been presented with a 4koma instead. Well, both our losses. :3

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EDIT: NO! This man does NOT have a creepy fetish! He just likes to optimize situations with minimum loss and has no values.
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Comments: 1074

yallen22 [2017-08-15 23:39:57 +0000 UTC]

ewww

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Thenowunbanned [2017-06-10 05:31:37 +0000 UTC]

God I love this

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MislamicPearl [2017-05-17 09:46:16 +0000 UTC]

....
Ewwwwwwww....

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IsicFrost805 [2016-10-27 19:36:46 +0000 UTC]

What the ok i am so confussed.

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BegAmyS58 In reply to IsicFrost805 [2017-07-23 12:22:59 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Thenowunbanned In reply to IsicFrost805 [2017-06-10 05:31:11 +0000 UTC]

One is hungry. One needs to poop.
dad says eat da poop

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Earthen-Arts [2016-01-24 01:14:27 +0000 UTC]

I'm thinking it's either the human centipede thing or mcdonalds. same thing, right?

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The-Mind-District [2015-10-21 03:17:44 +0000 UTC]

And he is nominated for worst father ever..congrats you made the list XD

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Foxx1042 [2015-09-17 00:28:22 +0000 UTC]

yeah, that's gross.

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Greed03114 [2015-05-30 03:36:14 +0000 UTC]

Human centipede. Im ashamed for making that connection.

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FurFagGamer [2015-04-27 09:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Ha! XD

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OriiPrincess [2015-01-27 08:53:58 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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ProjectBean000 [2014-03-06 19:46:21 +0000 UTC]

My uptake to this joke was very slow and then it clicked to me in one of the comments.......

..............Bear Grylls -_-

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093102748771302 [2014-02-14 12:54:09 +0000 UTC]

HOw can you say you love your sister if you won't eat her poop?

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JohnSu In reply to 093102748771302 [2014-03-19 19:57:32 +0000 UTC]

this caption should be a poster

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093102748771302 In reply to JohnSu [2014-03-20 06:11:04 +0000 UTC]

oh my god you replied to my comment

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wxzhenghoppytruffles [2014-01-09 01:49:18 +0000 UTC]

....

realizes a possible solution.

BEAR GRYLLS!

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masterofsteam [2013-10-17 20:44:40 +0000 UTC]

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Timeangel18 [2013-03-02 03:35:15 +0000 UTC]

Man I'm slow on the up take... I got it after thinking about its for at least six minutes. LMFAO my friend told me that when I was hungry. She was realllly pissed at me.

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JohnSu In reply to Timeangel18 [2013-03-05 20:29:53 +0000 UTC]

this is for you

(don't look inside)

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toshiro12 [2013-02-22 05:17:20 +0000 UTC]

i don't get it. -_-

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shadowthepredator In reply to toshiro12 [2013-07-27 10:19:33 +0000 UTC]

The one that has to use the bathroom will defecate in the mouth of the one that is hungry. The one that is hungry will then proceed to eat the poopoo and not be hungry anymore.


XDĀ 

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dragongirl900 In reply to toshiro12 [2013-05-07 07:21:23 +0000 UTC]

There's this kinda disgusting thing called a scat fetish. . .I won't say anything further, I think you can get it.

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YUNOLIKEMELON In reply to dragongirl900 [2013-12-01 21:28:08 +0000 UTC]

IT'S ALSO CALLED THE HUMAN CENTIPEED

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dragongirl900 In reply to YUNOLIKEMELON [2014-02-03 07:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Don't remind me. . .

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YUNOLIKEMELON In reply to dragongirl900 [2014-02-03 16:34:46 +0000 UTC]

Ā 

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boborly713 [2013-02-12 02:05:10 +0000 UTC]

MY BRAIN!

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limbothedonkey [2013-01-26 19:12:23 +0000 UTC]

ewwww, thats gross but funny for some reason xD

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p3rsh1ng [2013-01-09 21:22:38 +0000 UTC]

Their daddy sure has some weird fetish appeals

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JohnSu In reply to p3rsh1ng [2013-01-10 07:58:53 +0000 UTC]

he is curious!

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p3rsh1ng In reply to JohnSu [2013-01-11 13:30:59 +0000 UTC]

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HanariKamite [2012-08-30 23:54:56 +0000 UTC]

Smart man

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darksoul444 [2012-07-20 18:11:11 +0000 UTC]

jajaja. that was funny. optimize is always the better option

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juha91 [2012-07-09 16:26:17 +0000 UTC]

Man, this made me laugh a lot. The mother's expression is a killer.

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Azzie4 [2012-04-04 01:42:42 +0000 UTC]

first thought was of the human centipede xD

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Minkymy [2012-03-14 01:31:13 +0000 UTC]

Class A parenting there, unnamed fatherly-man...

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Insanepayne [2012-03-03 03:14:27 +0000 UTC]

What a scary coincidence! My older brother recently went through the same thing as the picture! Only, replace the wife with my mom and the children with my cousins but still relatively the same situation! Those children look like they belong in earthbound btw. Overall awesome and hilarious.

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Windmagic444 [2012-01-26 04:33:16 +0000 UTC]

at the end of the day, cute family.

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YuKitsuneYoukai [2012-01-12 16:56:48 +0000 UTC]

Digusting, disturbing, and I commend that woman. O o

Still, I can see how the idea came to be.

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BAKAusagi150 [2011-12-02 03:40:20 +0000 UTC]

Lol!! The funniest part about this picture (for me) is the fact that I can see my father saying this.

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t1ber1um [2011-09-27 01:21:05 +0000 UTC]

i dont get i-ow! gah!! i get it now Q_Q (i wish i didn't)

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demonglittercritter [2011-08-02 23:11:43 +0000 UTC]

Lmao!

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Kupo2 [2011-07-04 01:54:49 +0000 UTC]

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666pyrocharmedgirl [2011-06-05 03:34:22 +0000 UTC]

is it bad that this barely disturbs me?

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Nienna146 [2011-05-29 20:11:36 +0000 UTC]

LMAO EXCELLENT!!!!! XP

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DigitalPhantomCat [2011-04-29 21:14:54 +0000 UTC]

Funny.

I've actually eaten some food that later made me almost wish I had decided to do this instead.

Stay Awesome!

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ShadeGriffin [2011-04-18 06:42:51 +0000 UTC]

such a dad thing to say

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KanameFujiwara [2011-03-19 19:23:50 +0000 UTC]

Truth in television!

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Scisyhp [2011-03-11 02:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol, the father looks strangely like Koizumi from TMoHS. Very funny!

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fateavernicus [2011-03-02 07:13:59 +0000 UTC]

um was the ans "eat $#!+!"

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