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JohnSu β€” The Fall of King Chronos

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Description Technically she stabbed him in the solar plexus, but that's close enough, right?

So I was talking with ~deathviaflipflop yesterday and as she was talking about a text-based RPG she was playing, she posted these two excerpts for me:
"You may have bested my Royal Guard, little girl, but you'll never defeat ME!" he screams.

King Chronos lets out a might[y] scream as you plunge your Spork into his heart.
I was sorely tempted to illustrate what I saw in my mind's eye, but I overcame it and exercised complete control over my hand!

Oh wait, I didn't.


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Comments: 918

HandsomeGamerGuy [2017-10-13 05:22:13 +0000 UTC]

That Face.

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Hpixel In reply to HandsomeGamerGuy [2017-10-15 08:00:46 +0000 UTC]

The face of a true killer

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HandsomeGamerGuy In reply to Hpixel [2017-10-15 08:29:01 +0000 UTC]

Well she seems to enjoy it.
Smiling.

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FeCyrineu [2016-10-26 21:49:56 +0000 UTC]

This looks like some Dwarf Fortress kind of story-telling.

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alias120 [2016-07-22 20:33:26 +0000 UTC]

KILLER GIRL

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Laugh-Butts [2016-01-25 05:29:58 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GOD

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SpineBl4st3r [2015-04-09 08:54:14 +0000 UTC]

spork, spoon and fork in case you are wondering...CAPTAIN OBVIOUS OUT!

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Ziggy-FoxCat [2015-04-09 05:32:12 +0000 UTC]

So this is why Bucky keeps trying to use plastic sporks as weapons. O3O

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gillspar [2015-04-08 08:53:12 +0000 UTC]

Spork you King!Β Β 

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Gerbsterpers [2015-03-29 00:30:17 +0000 UTC]

scary

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TheLion-Press [2015-03-21 15:41:01 +0000 UTC]

Children these days... tsk.

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AVO-GSY [2014-11-20 02:37:06 +0000 UTC]

before i read the second panel, i was thinking You stupid King. That girl have the BIG Spork. She's going to kill you!
After reading the second, Whoop, I was right.

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Jakesnakee [2014-10-31 06:43:21 +0000 UTC]

Spork!Β 

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Valbor66 [2014-08-04 12:34:46 +0000 UTC]

Β SHE is so bad ass i love her Β 

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bazookajoe293 [2014-06-01 06:08:06 +0000 UTC]

Spork level up! transformed into dum dum dum........ the almighty Β Spork of Sultan Slaying!

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lukaner-Z [2014-05-29 21:57:42 +0000 UTC]

best game ever XD

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Kendaiblue [2013-10-15 18:57:29 +0000 UTC]

I like how she's just all Murder! Whee!

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Jethrayne [2013-07-28 20:50:00 +0000 UTC]

I will never underestimate the powers of the almighty spork ever again .Β 

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Korwynze [2013-05-19 21:16:17 +0000 UTC]

omg with a spork

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Dragonith [2013-04-28 06:10:50 +0000 UTC]

Bwahahaha! XDDD

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PhantomGhostQueen [2013-04-25 05:06:01 +0000 UTC]

she look kinda like Yotsuba

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hotfudgeicecream [2013-04-17 20:14:21 +0000 UTC]

The spork conquers all.

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IcedScorpio [2013-03-29 11:17:23 +0000 UTC]

that looks like Chiyo-can

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Somewittyname1994 [2013-03-24 04:04:36 +0000 UTC]

Haha, that is adorable!

I'm being serious too XD

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KarmaAhri [2013-02-02 23:28:28 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF SPORKS!!!

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Journei [2012-12-10 15:55:02 +0000 UTC]

I'll be careful with sporks from now.

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NullNoMore [2012-10-20 23:00:38 +0000 UTC]

okay, time to reconsider what I pack in the kids' lunch boxes...

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JohnSu In reply to NullNoMore [2012-10-31 19:15:54 +0000 UTC]

sounds like there will be a market for Safety Sporks TM

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NullNoMore In reply to NullNoMore [2012-10-20 23:23:20 +0000 UTC]

awesome contrast of evil & big and super cute and happy, btw

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Bowtodaking [2012-10-10 21:44:53 +0000 UTC]

a ... spork.. ?

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KuraikoSaito In reply to Bowtodaking [2012-10-18 16:09:10 +0000 UTC]

spoon got into fusion with fork, so it's spork ^-^

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Bowtodaking In reply to KuraikoSaito [2012-10-18 21:28:52 +0000 UTC]

thats not what i meant i KNOW what a spork is silly its that using a spork to..

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pudding88 [2012-09-19 11:40:24 +0000 UTC]

great, simply great!

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BlackHeartBlackSoul [2012-07-21 12:56:01 +0000 UTC]

i LOVE IT
i want to make comics!! ** flops over in defeat**

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KandiSOUL [2012-07-15 20:57:30 +0000 UTC]

reminds me of robin hood "ILL CUT YOUR HEART OUT!! .... WITH A SPOON!!" lol

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flairfairy [2012-07-03 17:25:26 +0000 UTC]

so cool

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GamMakesAwesome [2012-06-09 04:28:47 +0000 UTC]

Awww her little face! I should always carry a spork...

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Tenri [2012-03-28 20:14:53 +0000 UTC]

Sporks are the weapons of the gods. True story.

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AdmiralElleh [2012-01-23 15:33:18 +0000 UTC]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WOW I CAN'T EVEN-YES. JUST YES.
BRAVO.

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HazardWarningComics [2011-09-30 06:19:55 +0000 UTC]

the spork. mans greatest weapon of all time. too bad they disappeared

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JohnSu In reply to HazardWarningComics [2011-10-02 16:05:36 +0000 UTC]

What? Noooo

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HazardWarningComics In reply to JohnSu [2011-10-03 01:37:19 +0000 UTC]

i haven't seen a spork in ages tho

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Darkmuraden In reply to HazardWarningComics [2011-11-02 05:37:41 +0000 UTC]

I have a plastic Rusty spork..... dont ask how it rusted im still tying to find that out my self

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HazardWarningComics In reply to Darkmuraden [2011-11-02 07:31:20 +0000 UTC]

probably some crazy chemical mixture from a cosmos in the distant future . . . and yes i confused myself with that too . . .

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Darkmuraden In reply to HazardWarningComics [2011-11-02 07:35:13 +0000 UTC]

I understood every word! now time to soak it in chocolate milk!

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HazardWarningComics In reply to Darkmuraden [2011-11-03 17:42:45 +0000 UTC]

sounds delicious lemme know how it tastes!

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Darkmuraden In reply to HazardWarningComics [2011-11-03 18:22:31 +0000 UTC]

It tasted like chocolate milk with rust in it.... it made the plastic spork more rusty with a hint of coco

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HazardWarningComics In reply to Darkmuraden [2011-11-04 18:54:06 +0000 UTC]

tis a shame. chocolate milk is just so delicious, adding rust just makes sad faces in ma milk

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Darkmuraden In reply to HazardWarningComics [2011-11-04 20:20:34 +0000 UTC]

I know but the dancing chocobo made it all better and we ran into the sunset.... which by the way dont do, it hurts

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HazardWarningComics In reply to Darkmuraden [2011-11-05 04:37:06 +0000 UTC]

id imagine . . . thats why i always go for the moon. i want to make the man in the moon my friend, for not many i have. plus he might bring in some more minions to follow me . . .

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