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Published: 2007-08-08 04:13:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 168882; Favourites: 6981; Downloads: 1681
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Description What's this? A horizontal 3 panel comic? "John has gone off his rocker!" you must all be shouting. But I assure you, all is well with me and my rocks. Besides, does this look like the work of a mad man ?

Speaking of which, I used the same left-handed writing technique for the Turnip's speech, though a little more carefully as I wanted it to be more legible than gooky.

So anyhow, here you have it folks: the match you've all been waiting for. Finally we know who prevails between the mythical Man-eating Turnip and the fabled Turnip-eating Woman Who Can Hide Six Pounds of Hair Under a Baseball Cap. I'm sure you're all shocked, aren't you?

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EDIT: No, I wasn't thinking of Lord of the Rings when I made this. I was actually thinking of Earthworm Jim, but...oh, just don't ask.
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Comments: 1225

Gurdim [2019-01-31 11:09:37 +0000 UTC]

what a turn-ip of events!

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LIFEISPOGGERS In reply to Gurdim [2022-08-16 23:20:43 +0000 UTC]

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RockCloudSam [2018-04-01 12:33:56 +0000 UTC]

GIRL POWERRRR!!!!! \(^o^)/

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Galordeus [2018-02-11 02:42:54 +0000 UTC]

The puns and play words!!!

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animenerdforev3r [2017-11-24 17:37:04 +0000 UTC]

PLOT TWIST!

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Lucas-Stl In reply to animenerdforev3r [2017-12-09 22:27:58 +0000 UTC]

What A Twist!

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Puglas In reply to Lucas-Stl [2018-04-10 23:49:30 +0000 UTC]

top 10 anime plot twist

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ParadoxalOrder [2017-11-23 05:14:20 +0000 UTC]

Ah he heh, that's good.

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SobWhy [2017-10-29 20:11:31 +0000 UTC]

Haha this is really funny! I never fine to see the diffrence in raddish and turnips! I think I see the joke in Man/Woman

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psychomonstey [2017-10-15 01:49:44 +0000 UTC]

XD

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SketchyShadowCat11 [2016-12-20 02:50:14 +0000 UTC]

haha lel 0w0

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urzapw2000 [2016-10-30 02:28:58 +0000 UTC]

so awesome!!

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kittensrcuteX3 [2016-10-30 01:09:33 +0000 UTC]

"all is well with me and my rocks" WHY AM I LAUGHING ITS NOT THAT FUNNY

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OhMyGoshItJosh [2016-10-27 12:00:36 +0000 UTC]

Yum turnip soup. :3

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nata1414 [2016-10-27 04:35:49 +0000 UTC]

Get rekt u veggie

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alias120 [2016-07-22 20:26:12 +0000 UTC]

XD

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SquareofOne [2016-06-13 04:06:48 +0000 UTC]

Semantics are fun to play with.

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Star-F [2016-04-18 23:57:00 +0000 UTC]

Why did i read turnip as trump...

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Underpable In reply to Star-F [2016-09-26 16:21:26 +0000 UTC]

Because you want him for a president

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Lugia20711 [2016-04-01 22:47:34 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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MissJazznarka [2016-02-14 21:31:09 +0000 UTC]

Priceless!

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Laugh-Butts [2016-01-25 05:22:12 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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ShadowSpyProductions [2016-01-25 01:54:38 +0000 UTC]

lol

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deadcal [2016-01-24 21:18:56 +0000 UTC]

Nice idea with the left hand thing.

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Gerbsterpers [2015-03-17 15:14:26 +0000 UTC]

It's like the witch-king of angmar all over again!
This is so funny!

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XbinaryBrwnfanartist [2014-10-04 11:38:27 +0000 UTC]

Oh man--hilarious! XDDD

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MaddieSpink [2014-05-14 10:03:35 +0000 UTC]

beaten by it's own game XD

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GamingKittyUnderBed [2014-05-10 23:29:11 +0000 UTC]

XD

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prettykittys In reply to GamingKittyUnderBed [2014-07-23 03:42:03 +0000 UTC]

I FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ADragonSoulArt In reply to prettykittys [2014-07-23 03:43:25 +0000 UTC]

mwahahahaha i found both of u >

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prettykittys In reply to ADragonSoulArt [2014-07-23 03:44:37 +0000 UTC]

I showed u dat doesn't count >:T

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ADragonSoulArt In reply to prettykittys [2014-07-23 04:04:35 +0000 UTC]

but... it does

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prettykittys In reply to ADragonSoulArt [2014-07-23 04:11:30 +0000 UTC]

shhh no shh ouo your just crazy

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ADragonSoulArt In reply to prettykittys [2014-07-23 04:14:56 +0000 UTC]

kk

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nya-ness [2014-01-22 03:40:53 +0000 UTC]

Pretty lady~~

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shirozen [2013-12-03 13:06:53 +0000 UTC]

Best plot twist ever! XD

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wxzhenghoppytruffles [2013-12-01 19:09:06 +0000 UTC]

my first thought was: hell, is this Pokemon?!

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Linkfreak4451 [2013-12-01 06:01:46 +0000 UTC]

when I first glanced at this I thought it was pokemon lol

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MrKeybladeMaster1992 [2013-09-23 06:06:35 +0000 UTC]

Was that little trick inspired by The Lord of the Rings?

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KonichiwaHitobito In reply to MrKeybladeMaster1992 [2014-04-21 23:25:41 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I thought so too at first... Sorry, I know this is super late.  But whatevs, right? 

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MrKeybladeMaster1992 In reply to KonichiwaHitobito [2014-04-22 01:21:34 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

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EmpatheticFrog [2013-09-01 20:43:14 +0000 UTC]

The turnip met his match.

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rosiethehuman65 [2013-08-01 14:46:33 +0000 UTC]

oh what a twist ending!

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Jacob-Cross [2013-07-08 02:35:39 +0000 UTC]

X3

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NICKOLASTYLER [2013-02-25 00:08:35 +0000 UTC]

HA

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Rilguia [2013-01-26 18:46:57 +0000 UTC]

Checkmate.

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Mununga11 [2012-12-18 20:55:11 +0000 UTC]

Awesome.

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GlazedUnicorns [2012-11-12 01:04:10 +0000 UTC]

Where did the pot come from?
:L

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JohnSu In reply to GlazedUnicorns [2012-11-18 05:52:28 +0000 UTC]

back pocket

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GlazedUnicorns In reply to JohnSu [2012-11-21 02:39:26 +0000 UTC]

Big pocket.
o3o

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