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Published: 2018-01-06 17:28:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 3424; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 1
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It's just a joke, take it not seriously
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i mean that is the reason why the south German states joined the Empire
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Its okay to Be gay , Let's enjoy with the boys, turn the Gay way :3
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Ebin! Da gay wae!
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Did Prussia fall into chocolate or something?Β
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Oh OH NO NOT FRANCE WHY FRANCE XD POOR FRANCE :c ... XDΒ
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Gotta find something to make those two stick together!
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lmao I didn't know Prussia was a niπ ±π ±aΒ Β
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But wi wuz kangz!
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This made my day
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ur kaiser ist einΒ niπ ±π ±aΒ
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They was black like the Romans, Egyptians, Slavs and ancient Greeks XD
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omg veri black lol, Deutschvolk can into Schwarzkopf
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I was 2015 in Hamburg, and they was in the Subway extremly much Blacks, i was shocked for my life o0
I wish we have a leader like your Orban
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lol this reminds me of that one day I was going to school by bus like usual and I saw a gypsy working at a construction site who was so dark skinned he almost passed for black lol
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Looool
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I had to google the exact number but according to what I found we have 58.3 thousand immigrants.
I didn't find stuff based on which is the largest group but I'm pretty sure it's the chinese because my city is pretty small with it's 66 thousand people but even we have them
They even have a clothes store and they speak Hungarian on a native like level.Their Hungarian is so good I used to think they're native Hungarians for a year untill I heard one of them speak chinese in the telephone
Regarding the problematic ones I'd say gypsies are the most problematic but relative to western european immigrants they're still pretty good.
Personally I'd divide them into 2 types one of which is the stereotypical gypsy who lives in the bad part of the city and steals iron to take it to the MΓH (it's a national corporation which recycles old stuff) and get money for it.They tend to speak weird, have lots of kids, live off welfare and are the target of the widely popular gypsy jokes.They're usually harmless but it never hurts to be careful
The other type is the normal person.They are the people who managed to integrate into society and have a standard of living like white hungarians.They're basicly normal people just with darker skin and this is the category where my gypsy classmates are located
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Omg you are so Lucky, we have in Germany 20% people with Migration background, many of them are integrated like the Poles, Italians and Greeks. But then we have extremly much illegal immigrants from African and islamic countries who are highly criminal and culturally not compatible, we have here turkic ultranationalists, syrian Islamist, Black rapists , arab family Clans and many more idiots o0
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Wait 20%?I thought it' more like around 10% so the situation over there is pretty fucked up.Though what I find weird is that when I went to Turkey they seemed like decent people but in western europe they have such a bad reputation(not saying they didn't earn it but it's a weird contrast) while on the internet I have mixed experience with them
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10% are they with no german passport. btw: i have a Migration Background too, im not fully german , but im extremly germanized and patriotic XD
The Turks in Germany are live in a mental parallel world, they think it would be normal that in the middle of germany lives 2 millions of turks -.-
And the biggest idiots from them are they who think , Turks has rebuild Germany after WW2 (it exist really people who believe this) XD
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well to be fair I'm isn't exactly Hungarian either.I'm half Belgian but honestly I don't like Belgium.I don't hate it, I just view it as a failed country (and that's even if suddenly all the migrants were gone) plus I grew up in Hungary so by this point I'm pretty patriotic towards Hungary and I speak native Hungarian while only a few random words from flemish and basicly identify as a Hungarian only (though since we never make it to the world cup I tend to cheer for Belgium and Germany)
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Belgium is a surplus state, it should be divided between Germany, the Netherlands and France. :3
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As a flemish I refuse to have our half given to the dutch.It's not that I hate them it's just that Belgians are overshadowed by both the French and the dutch.What I'd prefer is a strong flemish nation free of the shadow of both France and the Netherlands
I know this idea is delusional and probably won't happen (at least not in my lifetime) but it would be good if we actually materred and not just be a toy of our neighbours.I mean come on even Luxemburg is at least compensated by being rich af plus they used to rule Hungary,Bohemia and be a HRE emperor for a few decades so even they had an era of relevance.But neither Belgium nor the flemish did and I'd like it if that changed
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