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Jose-Ramiro — Thanks for 500K hits
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Published: 2011-09-05 05:42:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 2276; Favourites: 62; Downloads: 27
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As Babs says, thanks a lot for over 500,000 hits, guys and gals!Related content
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This is precisely why she'd suit Itsuki for that BASARA parody.
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(rubs head) pink menace... she hits everyone who visits... leave a dump in her room on the carpet later...
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Babs - Sorry. Toon Physics.
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(Rage quit)
Death: JOHN WAIT GOD DAMN YOU! DON'T YOU FUCKING LEAVE ME HERE!
(John slams a door behind him)
Death: Congratulations and now that that's out of the way may I say FUCK THAT SON OF A BITCH
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Babs - Ouch. What a language.
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Death: Bite me... or try to since I'm a ghost
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Babs- And I have advanced toon powers, so I can actually bite you... but I don't wanna die, so, nope.
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(Death moves his hand through Babs' right eye)
Death: Ha...
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Babs shrugs and just removes her eye from the socket; she shakes Death's hand out and puts the eye back on place.
Babs *blinking* Mmm... hope you washed that hand.
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(Death flies into a door and crashes)
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Babs- Ouch. *goes help him*
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Death: FUCKING TOON WORLDS
(Death is hit with a football)
Death: THE NEXT MOTHER FUCKER THAT TOUCHES THAT BALL WILL HAVE THEIR DAMN HEART EXPLODE
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Everyone steps away from the ball.
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Death: Who the fuck did that (soccer ball hits the nose) FUCK
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Someone has a death wish.
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He can't because he wants his revenge so god damn bad
Death: FUCK YOUR POLISH GERMAN WHORE OF A MOTHER
All he can do is curse
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I agree
Amber: I second that motion
Cindy: Very well the motion is agreed upon all in favor
(almost everyone)
Cindy: All opposed
(Death raises his hand)
Cindy: We only take votes from the living sir... the motion stays
Death: FUCK
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Cindy - Sorry, that's how democracy works.
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Death: IT'S A CROOKED SYSTEM!
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Cindy - No system is perfect.
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Second
Amber: Agreed
Cindy: All in favor
(all hands accounted for)
Cindy: Very well the motion of crooked democracy stays!
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Death: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE HERE!
Nay (struggling with a bottle of cranberry juice)
Rouge: Need help?
(the bottle bursts open, turning Rouge's hair and shirt a light shade of red)
We're good for now since I seem to have destroyed my cranberry juice bottle...
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Rouge - I'd be angry if I didn't like this so much.
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Death: You like a lot of things... dumb bitch
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Rouge- Hey, I'm no dumb.
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(John restrains his laughter, Death bursts with laughter)
Rouge: I MEANT NOT
Death: YOU REALLY ARE A DUMB BITCH
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Rouge growls at them.
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Dumb or not I still love you
Death: Which makes you a fucking retard
If I had some silver weapons RIGHT NOW...
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Rouge - Yes, you tell him, my Lover.
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(Knuckles hands John a gift box)
Knuckles: I forgot this was your christmas present... it was buried in the attic...
(John finds a silver dagger)
Rouge: I think he likes the sharp object you gave him...
John: (Chasing Death's ghost) YOU GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER
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Rouge - Yes, he liked it.
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(Death is stabbed in the back)
YEAH! IN YOUR FACE! I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK! PAY UP TIFA!
(Tifa grudging hands John munny)
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(John pushes Rouge out of the way so he can cut Death's neck)
AND THAT WAS FOR LEAVING THE FUCKIN PILOT LIGHT ON! YOU COULDA BLOWN UP THE HOUSE AND MY GRANDMOTHER
Rouge: WHY PUSH ME?
Did you want to lose your arm and a nipple?
Rouge: ... thanks for pushing me
come on I just thought of a way to earn a shit load of money real fast
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Rouge sighs and nods.
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(Tifa's bar)
Rouge: Ok ready
born ready
(John talks to a group of bikers and Rouge makes a deal with Tifa)
Tifa: Easiest 400 bucks I'll make in m life
(John stands on the bar and sees a shot glass, instead of aiming for the shot glass, John urinates on Tifa's face)
Tifa: HA I JUST WON 400 BUCKS
Gimmie a sec to collect my winnings from someone (talks to the bikers again, John walks up with at least 40,000 dollars and pays his debt to Tifa)
Tifa: HOW?
Oh I bet those guys 20 g's each that you would be happy if I pissed on your face
Tifa: (pulls out shotgun)
NOW WE RUN
(John and Rouge run away)
Rouge: We can't go back there anymore
(John is hotwiring a car)
Rouge: Are you insane?
Look I killed a ghost, pissed on a woman's face and gambled illegally with a shit load of bikers... we're being hunted as we speak and I got no magic reserves left...
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Rouge- Yep, you're insane. *grins* So do I.
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(the car comes to life)
(Rouge enters)
Paxton: Drive
The fuck... who cares... (drives away from the bar)
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Rouge- I think we're safe now. They're not chasing us.
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No one was chasing us
Rouge: WHAT?
Paxton: He wants to go home...
Paxton get the hell out of my stolen car
(Paxton disappears)
(Home)
Debra: JOHN!
Make your Dragonite ass useful and sit in that car, drive it around, dump the car in a river I don't care get it away from me
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Debra shrugs and does it.
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Lara: Your home! and you brought her... ugh... (sits on couch)
Karen: Lara it is his life with his god forsaken relationships
Lara: I'm a Lucario and I'm a better option
(A baby Kangashkhan cries)
Karen: Oh my dear... (lets her chid breast feed)
Rouge: Does it cry often?
Karen: No it sleeps mostly
It feels safe, like most children should
Karen: Do you think that since he studied the children on my species
Lara: Way ahead of ya, called in favors, let Cindy fuck me senseless, yes Karen my ass and womanhood still have bruises so I'm thinking a diamond necklace for christmas this year, ran tests and John is not the father
Told you
Rouge: Karen's people are impregnated easily, your sweat could get her knocked up
Lara: It's true... funny thing is, it says that the DNA structure is yours completely
Karen: I didn't have sex with a Ditto...
Virgin birth... medical rarity but it has happened
Lara: YOU MEAN LIKE JESUS?
I'm not bringing religion into this
(Lara farts)
Lara: The hell? (stands up and finds one of Cindy's bracelets) mine now (brings it to the kitchen to clean it)
just wrong on so many levels
Rouge: If I was another woman's bitch and found jewelry on the couch after farting, I think I would keep it
and you would go back and try it again for a match pair
Karen: Please keep your voices down the baby's asleep again, also if your going to talk filthy and fuck let me get a camera, I can sell this shit on the internet for 300 dollars a pop...
Rouge: You live in a messed up place
thus why I barricade the door and windows to my room
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No more surprise visits from these girls at 2 am
Debra: IT WAS ONE TIME
Rouge: Define surprise
I woke up and she was at work
Debra: I'M A LONELY WOMAN
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Rouge- I could guess.
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as could I
Lara: She could charge through you know
And piss off Amber AND Rouge... not smart...
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