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Published: 2011-02-06 04:51:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 8870; Favourites: 81; Downloads: 56
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Request.Tony Tiger vs Alex, the lion from the 'Madagascar' films.
It seems nobody told Alex this was a wrestling match.
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Referee- Hey, what are you waiting for, fight!
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Alex- Uh... I think there was a misunderstanding here.
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Referee- A Misunderstanding? Didnβt you read the contract carefully? What have you expected? *frowns*
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Alex- I signed for a match... but I thought it would be a dancing match, or some contest!
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Tony- *changes from a fighting stance and agressive/focussed expression to a relaxed stance* Donβt worry, I wonβt fight against you, I thought you are a fighter.
Referee- And who explain to the audience that there will be no fight today. Listen! They get impatient.
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Alex- Uh... eh... how about I do some dancing for them?
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Referee- They came to see wrestling and not dancing. *frowns* But this is probably the best we can do now.
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Alex starts his dancing routine; luckily, he's pretty good and has lots of charisma, so the crowd soon starts clapping.
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Tony has already left the ring and also claps.
Tony- This is one of the weirdest things that has happened to me in the ring.
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Peg *chuckles and joins him* Just 'one'? What other weird thing has happened to you?
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Tony- *Smiles and hugs her* I have made so many fights *chuckles* there was more than one weird thing. A few years ago I had an important boxing fight. I had to defend my title against an arrogant grizzly bear. In the press conference he told me he will crush my kidneys and that he will beat so badly that I must retire after the fight. And two days later in the fighting arena everybody was waiting for our fight, and then β¦ two seconds after the fight has started his trainer throws the towel and the fight was over.
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Peg *laughs* No way! That bear was really a chicken.
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Tony- *chuckles* Definitely. *Alex makes another awesome dancing move and Tony and Peg claps* another weird thing, one time I fought against a lizard, he had the ability to change his colour, a bit like a chameleon. He was able to make himself completely invisible. Just after the fight has starrrted he suddenly disappeared.*Chuckles* I couldnβt believe my eyes, but than I received punches in the stomach and face from nowhere. Luckily he hadnβt a hard punch. Iβve thrown fast punches in the air to hit him somehow. I needed three rounds until I finally hit him. After that I only needed two punches to knock him out and the fight was over very soon.
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Peg- Mmmm... reminds me of that Randall monster from the Monsters Inc movie.
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Tony- I never watched the movie, but now you mention the name.... Randall? *chuckles* That was his name.
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Peg *laughs* He was probably the same guy. I heard he's out of job since the Monsters started making kids laugh instead of scaring them.
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Tony- *chuckles* That was also a strange fight for the audience *chuckles* To see me throwing many fast punches in the air against an invisble opponent. I guess it was his last fight, because I havenβt see him fighting again.
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Peg- You barely saw him fighting when he fought you. *chuckles*
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Tony- *chuckles* Barely? No I didnβt saw him at all, he was completely invisible, I only saw him in the two breaks and in the third round after Iβve finally hit the fast monster.
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Peg *laughs* And he surely had a large bruise or two at the end.
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Tony- After I hit him I only need two punches and the fight was over, so *chuckles* rrright, he had one or two bruises. *look at Alexβs performance, which slowly comes to an end* He really thought he signed for a dancing match.
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Peg- Guess this is mostly the promoters' fault; it's like, signing Fred Astaire to fight Hulk Hogan.
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Tony- Your are right, love. His prromoter should have known. And I thought I give an amateur fighter called βThe King of New Yorkβ the chance to fight against me.
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Peg *sighs* King of New York... yeah, that sounds like a fighter name to me.
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Tony- Yeah, thatβs what I thought. Never trust a promoter. *Alex ends his performance and the audience cheer him.*
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Alex greets the crowd and then invites Tony and Peg to the ring.
Alex- Come on, guys, you must dance too.
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Tony- no way, after your performance. Iβm not the grrrreatest dancer.
Peg- *chuckles* Come on, love. *grabs his paw and pulls him with her into the ring*
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The crowd cheers for them to dance. Peg then gets an idea and asks the arena's people to put tango music, a sexy dance both she and Tony can do.
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The arena people agree. They dim the light a bit and the Tango music starts.
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Peg and Tony make a sexy dancing that makes everyone stare at them.
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They dance the sexy tango for a few minutes. The most of the males in the audience are thinking the same βdear god, let me be the the tiger, at least for a some minutes, plsβ.
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And the women are thinking 'That's a man and not whatever I have at home'.
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After a few minutes they end the sexy dance and the crowd cheers.
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Alex- YOu two should do a dancing video.
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Peg- *chuckles* thanks, but it would be only a tango dance on it.
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Alex- It would be worthy.
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Tony- thanks, if a grrreat dancer like you say it, it's a grrreat compliment. How about you? You have probably already done many dancing videos.
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Alex- No, mostly personal presentations and live shows.
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Peg- that's nice, to watch live is always better than a video.
They notice that the audience are waiting for them to slap hands.
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Alex- Heh, let's please the crowd. *they slap hands*
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They go along the way through the fans out if the arena and shake or slaps hand and than go to locker room area.
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Alex- Heh, I always get this when I finish my presentations.
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Peg- So you must have many fans and thatβs why you are called: βThe King of New Yorkβ.
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Alex- Exactly! Heh, even if it would be more accurate to call me 'The King of New York's Musicals'.
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Tony- or βThe King of the Broadwayβ *pauses* Alex, do you remember the guy who asked you to sign the contract for the fight.
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Alex- Yes, this large, fat black cat... I should have suspected something when, after signing the contract, he tried to sell me an used car.
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Peg punches angrily against the wall which almost breaks.
Peg- *frowns* not this moron again. Why has he done it? He canβt really have thought that you are able to beat Tony up. No offense, Alex, but you are the king of New Yorkβs musicals and not the king of the ring.
Tony- *sighs* I guess he wanted to make me look like an idiot, who fight against a non-figter.
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Alex- So, you know the guy, uh?
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Peg- I know him very well, he is my jealous ex-husband.
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Alex- Ouch. YOu used to be married to that guy? *looks at Tony and then back at Peg* Yep, you got better.
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