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Published: 2011-02-06 04:51:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 8885; Favourites: 82; Downloads: 56
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Request.Tony Tiger vs Alex, the lion from the 'Madagascar' films.
It seems nobody told Alex this was a wrestling match.
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Peg- *blushes a bit and smiles* thanks
Tony- he has trrried many time to get me beaten up in a fight, his plans didnβt work out. I guess thatβs why he tried something new with you.
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Alex- Yep, instead of the whole 'lose a fight and get humiliated', tried the 'humiliate yourself beating up a non-fighter'.
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Peg- yes, but fortunately his plan doesnβt work out.
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Alex- Good thing he didn't hire an expert to make a plan.
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Peg- *frowns* He had already worked together with some of his criminal friends. Maybe he already has hired an expert to make a plan.
Tony- His plans arenβt that bad sometimes *frowns* He probably called the prrress and told them they should come and report about our fight to get a good story.
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Alex- He probably didn't need to call the press; I don't wanna sound arrogant, but I kinda attract crowds and press.
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Tony- *chuckles* I am sure you are a magnet for crowds nad press, but thatβs not what I meant.
Peg- Yeah, actually the press always wanna report about Tonyβs fights *smiles at him* He meant that Pete probably called the dubious press which like to print bad stories or publish scandals to increase their number of copies.
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Alex- Oh, I see. Tabloids.
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Peg- right , but the tabloids must find another story to publish now.
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Alex- Another 'I married Big Foot' tale.
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Tony- exactly
(end?)
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(Yes. It was cool)
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Alex no ha vuelto ser el mismo desde que lo sacaron junto con sus amigos de esa isla en el pacifico
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Es que ya no come filetes; la falta de proteina lo afectΓ²
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Jajajaja pobre Alex esta en aprietos xD
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Alex- Si, ya se me metio el leotardo en donde no quiero platicarlo.
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Poor Alex. Now this is the SECOND time that he thought a fight would be a dance-off. At least Tony is far more merciful than his last opponent.
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Tony- I'm not fighting a non-fighter. He wouldn't last 2 seconds.
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Either way this match is one-sided
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However if Tony was fighting the penguins it would be evenly matched
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Yeah, especially with Rico's weaponry.
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The bombs alone would fill Tony with fear. Add the chainsaw, flamethrower, grenades, dynamite and other tools used for destruction and Tony will be running home to his mommy
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Yeah, Rico would be ordered to not use his weapons so this would be a more fair match.
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And Kowalski can't use his inventions
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A very famous musical; it was made a TV series in the 80s.
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Alex, si quieres danzar y pelear, te presto un curso relΓ‘mpago de Capoeira!
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Alex- Y eso se parece a la Samba o al Charleston?
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Mas bien al Breakdance mezclado con kickboxing, algo de ballet y gimnasia olΓmpica.
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Alex- Es estilo de pelea o aerobics?
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Estilo de pelea camuflado como baile. Erstaba prohibido, pues lo sesarrollaron los eswclavos en Brasil.
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Alex- Mmmm... tienen ritmo.
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La Capoeira siempre tiene mΓΊsica en sus entrenamientos y encuentros formales, por su ancestrΓa de camuflaje en el baile.
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Alex- A lo mejor si le entro.
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Pues mejor te decides o Tony te va a volver tapete.
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Alex- Ya me decidi; usarè mis piernas en esta batalla. *pausa* PARA SALIR CORRIENDO!!!!!
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Tony: Noi sΓ© si sea luchador, pero como atleta de pista y campo, vaya que promete!
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Alex no deja de correr hasta que estΓ a 50 kilΓ²metros.
Alex- MΓ s vale... que digan... aqui corriΓ²... y no aqui quedΓ².
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Me as the Anncor: Poor Alex, he doesn't know how to fight but to dance!
*Tony does his usual fighting skills on Alex*
(I remember watching that part but still great job 
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Alex- AAAAAARGH!!!!
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Heh, he's in trouble.
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You're telling me! ^v^
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