HOME | DD

JurassicJinx — Infinity Friends - Wendy vs the judgmental hoofbag

#felicityking #anneofgreengables #crossover #fanfiction #wendy_corduroy_gravity_falls
Published: 2020-08-04 03:36:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 2538; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 2
Redirect to original
Description Steven: And after you prove to be a really good player at Baseball www.deviantart.com/triassiclan…  we think you can be part of the team. But not yet have a leadership role.

Felicity: Why not? Your friend Wendy here get's a part-leadership position.

: Excuse, what do you mean exactly??

Felicity: What do I mean?? Are we forgetting what she did to Dipper?

: Uh no,.. Felicity we don't need to bring that up. Please..

Felicity: Wait, have you seriously ignore what happened?? And you gave her a leadership position in the group! Are you forgetting what you almost did? Or more than once? Maleficent and Jack Frost's evil descendant from the future?!
www.deviantart.com/triassiclan…
www.deviantart.com/triassiclan…

: We just never talked about it after it happened..

Steven: Wait, you guys have never talked about it between you two? Guys we are dealing with supernatural Demons who like to target our inner thoughts and feelings.. and you two haven't solve your ISSUES??!

Wendy: There was nothing to talk about! I mean there is--BUT IS JUST AWKWARD OKAY!! BESIDES, I think I have proven to be a capable member of the team! I punched Icy, Darcy and Stormy in the face before you locked them away Steven! www.deviantart.com/triassiclan…

Felicity: Ooh Good! I guess when the next Evil mastermind manipulates Dipper again you'll going to punch him too?!

: Okay what is your problem you judgmental hoof bag?

: Uh no..

Felicity: My problem, is how can you be in a position of leader in this team despite your bad history of relationships with just about every lowlife.. yet you rejected Dipper, he's a total saint you hussy!

Steven/Dipper: .. oh crap.

Wendy:... What. Did. You. CALL ME?!

Felicity: You heard me,..

: Take THAT back you Little Prick on the prairie! Before I make you EAT that pink ribbon that holds your ponytail..

Felicity: .. Oh I'll like to see your try...

Steven: Uh no!

: Wendy, Stop--STOP!!!



[An hour later -  At the Mystery Shack]

Amethyst: So Wendy and Felicity got into a fight?

: Yeah.. surprisingly I'm starting to reconsider on promoting Felicity to fighter role. I mean she did put up quite a fight, while wearing that long dress.




[In Steven's house]

Steven: Now hold still, is going to feel a little weird..

Steven spits on his hand.

Wendy: I had Dipper's tongue all over me before www.deviantart.com/triassiclan…  is not gonna feel that weird, oh forget I said that-- oh you know what never mind! Practically everyone knows about me and Dipper now, even our dark secrets. Damn that little prairie princess..

Steven touches Wendy's purple eye.

Wendy: Ouch that hurt a little! How is she so strong?! Who would had though someone in that pink dress would put up a fight!

Steven: Technically by your standards she comes from the stone age.. 1910-something, they had to be tough back then! And that's not counting she's from another dimension that once existed. She has to have some talent if she survived the end of her universe.

Wendy: Okay I feel better now.. my eye, not the-- sigh.. Steven you are probably right.

Steven: On what?

Wendy: Me not talking to Dipper about what happened.. actually about all the stuff that happened between us before we meet you guys.

Steven: Well you better find time.. he is getting the attention of that one eye girl www.deviantart.com/triassiclan…

Wendy: Yeah, I am no longer the one girl to him anymore with all this competition, frankly I'm jealous. Thanks for helping Steven.

Steven: Is the least I can do after the advice you gave me www.deviantart.com/triassiclan…

Wendy: Oh yeah, what was it?

Steven: I don't know.. something about not having a social life..

Wendy
: Yeah that sounds like me.. unfortunately..
Related content
Comments: 0