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Kabudragon — Raistlin n Caramon: Putting on a Show

Published: 2013-06-02 17:30:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 3839; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 0
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Description Things had been going so smoothly.
It was just another show night at the Pig n Whistle. Raistlin, having yet again dazzled the audience with flawless and fascinating feats of illusion and magic was standing to one side of the bar, taking a breather and watching as Caramon, as per usual, lifted barrels, tables, and the innkeeper over his head in demonstration of his great strength. For some strange reason, however, the crowd was less impressed by this than usual. The mage shook his head, frowning. Maybe it was something to do with the amount of ale Caramon had consumed, making the big man stagger slightly, or maybe the audience had just seen this particular act too many times, but he could sense their disinterest. Raistlin felt uneasy as he heard their mutterings, catching the dangerous tone of boredom that no performer ever wants to hear in his audience. He stood up, preparing to usher Caramon off early, when a shrill voice called something out that froze him in his tracks.
"Pick up the wizard!"
The audience went dead silent. and then the worst possible thing happened.
someone laughed.
"yeah, pick up the wizard! "
and then, horribly, Caramon laughed too. "What, Raist? he's so skinny, I could pick him up with one hand!"
Frustratingly enthusiastic, the audience laughed and roared in approval. Raistlin's hourglass eyes flashed towards his brother, wide and practically burning with rage. Caramon, again, probably due to the alcohol in his system, missed the deadly look and lumbered towards his brother, scooping him up with ease and lifting him into the air high above his head before Raistlin could protest. Perched precariously on Caramon's broad palm, Raistlin struggled to keep his balance, barely able to keep himself from demolishing the audience with a real fireball as they laughed and roared and cheered. This was NOT what they had rehearsed!! Forcing down his embarrassment, he suddenly swung his staff, cracking Caramon on the skull with the hard wood hard enough to make the big man yelp and tumble back onto the floor. The audience rocked with laughter and cheering. Raistlin was momentarily grateful for the featherfall enchantment on his staff as he floated down easily, descending like a big, red bird of prey, casting his prostrate brother a disdainful look before turning his golden, hourglass eyes on the audience. They swiftly fell silent, one and all suddenly struck by a heavy sense of fear and oncoming reprimand. He stared at them a moment longer, his face filled with scorn and hatred, and then he drew up his hood, masking his expression and breaking the silence with his rasping whisper...
"if you are quite finished... we will continue."

Raistlin and Caramon Majere are from Dragonlance and belong to Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Drawing and minific are by meee
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Comments: 37

Kagaku-Sama [2017-01-23 23:19:34 +0000 UTC]

Raist is like "PLS NO"

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Anendda-Rysden [2016-03-23 19:21:26 +0000 UTC]

Faving for both the picture and the awesome little minific! Well-written and perfectly in character.

This is now canon.

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Kabudragon In reply to Anendda-Rysden [2016-03-27 20:46:01 +0000 UTC]

Thank you so much!!! I'm honored!!!

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mikustarchan [2015-09-23 21:24:54 +0000 UTC]

i LOVE these books!!!

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Kabudragon In reply to mikustarchan [2015-10-01 00:50:20 +0000 UTC]

me too!

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mikustarchan In reply to Kabudragon [2015-10-06 00:15:22 +0000 UTC]

yiss! U read all of them? I'm on 4.   

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Kabudragon In reply to mikustarchan [2015-10-07 04:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Yesss ALL OF THEM

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mikustarchan In reply to Kabudragon [2015-10-09 21:23:28 +0000 UTC]

sux cuz my library doesn't have all 6 tho.  

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MoralCode [2015-09-01 02:36:36 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha ha, that is cute!

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Kabudragon In reply to MoralCode [2015-09-02 17:45:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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budgerigars [2013-07-14 07:08:43 +0000 UTC]

UGH LOOKING AT YOUR DRAGONLANCE DEVIATIONS AND I SEE IT WITH A NEW LIGHT AND THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY BECAUSE CARAMON IS SO CUTE AND HAPPY AND HE IS A BIG DUMB BUTT AND RAISTLIN IS SO FULL OF HATE AND HE IS A BIGGER DUMB BUTT I LOVE HIM

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Kabudragon In reply to budgerigars [2013-07-14 21:53:20 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDD it will be even better once you get to like the scenes they are inspired by I AM GLAD I MAKE U HAPPY

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budgerigars In reply to Kabudragon [2013-07-14 23:55:46 +0000 UTC]

yes i really need to keep reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Coconut-CocaCola [2013-07-02 19:46:08 +0000 UTC]

Daaaaaaaw! Raist! Why did you had to ruin it all so that you want to become... a god...

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Kabudragon In reply to Coconut-CocaCola [2013-07-02 20:06:33 +0000 UTC]

gotta aspire to something!

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Coconut-CocaCola In reply to Kabudragon [2013-07-02 20:14:21 +0000 UTC]

XD

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JulietsPuppY [2013-06-03 07:52:38 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry Raist, I get the short end of the stick too. XD Caramon looks too happy lifting his brother by one hand. He must be a lot like Dessie when drunk.

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Kabudragon In reply to JulietsPuppY [2013-06-04 07:00:26 +0000 UTC]

He's pretty jolly!

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techfreak107 [2013-06-03 00:44:52 +0000 UTC]

LOVE IT!!! the picture and a story to go with it ^^

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Kabudragon In reply to techfreak107 [2013-06-03 07:05:02 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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Jacob-Cross [2013-06-02 18:56:16 +0000 UTC]

XD Lol XD

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Kabudragon In reply to Jacob-Cross [2013-06-02 19:24:33 +0000 UTC]

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Jacob-Cross In reply to Kabudragon [2013-06-02 20:11:24 +0000 UTC]

Nice X3

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Shadowhunter625 [2013-06-02 18:45:07 +0000 UTC]

LOL Raistlin is like "omg wtf are you doing?!"

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Kabudragon In reply to Shadowhunter625 [2013-06-02 18:52:46 +0000 UTC]

XD precisely

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Shadowhunter625 In reply to Kabudragon [2013-06-02 18:53:43 +0000 UTC]

I read the description and I laughed when it said Raistlin had conked Caramon over the head with his staff X,D

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Atticus-Morwing [2013-06-02 18:43:26 +0000 UTC]

....I can't decide if I like the drawing or the story more... ^^
In any case, AWSUM.

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Kabudragon In reply to Atticus-Morwing [2013-06-02 18:49:08 +0000 UTC]

its allowed to like both thank you!

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Atticus-Morwing In reply to Kabudragon [2013-06-02 19:21:52 +0000 UTC]

yay! and yw

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soapiesthorse [2013-06-02 18:31:06 +0000 UTC]

Cameron, Raistlin water u doing?

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Kabudragon In reply to soapiesthorse [2013-06-02 18:48:54 +0000 UTC]

preforming!

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The-Hourglass-Mage [2013-06-02 18:15:51 +0000 UTC]

I would have let loose the fireball, but I wear the black robes.

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Kabudragon In reply to The-Hourglass-Mage [2013-06-02 18:48:44 +0000 UTC]

it MIGHT have been a smidge counterproductive...

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The-Hourglass-Mage In reply to Kabudragon [2013-06-02 21:57:39 +0000 UTC]

You've written it so well that it seems like an excerpt from one of the books. And I hope the Staff of Magius is okay after being used to whack Caramon.

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Kabudragon In reply to The-Hourglass-Mage [2013-06-03 07:06:01 +0000 UTC]

I think it deemed it appropriate XD

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epiclykhi [2013-06-02 17:33:01 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaaa I love Camaron. He seems like a rad dude.

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Kabudragon In reply to epiclykhi [2013-06-02 17:56:35 +0000 UTC]

he totally is!

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