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KaijuAlpha1point0 β€” Godzilla 2014 vs 1998

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Published: 2016-06-27 13:05:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1810; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 1
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Description Godzilla '98:

Runs away from the military

Breathes flammable gas

Tangled up in suspension cables

Dies by missiles

Godzilla '14:

Gets hit by missiles and shells and is only mildly annoyed

Atomic Breath

Big enough to plow through a suspension bridge

Survives several H-Bombs to the face


This isn't a contest of screen time, this is a contest of which is handled better.Β Godzilla '14 wins. To quote Shrek, "End of story. Goodbye. See you later."
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Comments: 10

menslady125 [2017-10-01 07:29:54 +0000 UTC]

Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can!
No, you can't!
Yes, I can! YES, I CAAAAAN!

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Wingpeanut [2017-03-08 00:56:54 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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Kaijuemperor [2016-06-27 19:34:19 +0000 UTC]

Ha Ha, F*** you Zilla, 2014 is the better Successor

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Sideswipe217 [2016-06-27 17:06:19 +0000 UTC]

No truer words have been spoken

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Old-Stargazer [2016-06-27 15:31:12 +0000 UTC]

Nice comparison

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kahnac [2016-06-27 15:09:02 +0000 UTC]

Truer words have never been spoken in all of history. Especially when only ONE here actually applies as a Godzilla. Now, if it were someone's awesomely, badass offspring: things might be a bit different.

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Old-Stargazer In reply to kahnac [2016-06-27 15:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Yup. The animated series should've been the actual movie.

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kahnac In reply to Old-Stargazer [2016-06-27 15:34:46 +0000 UTC]

Probably. But i think it works much better as a series: it means we get to spend more time with a kaiju who deserves being called Godzilla.

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Old-Stargazer In reply to kahnac [2016-06-27 15:35:51 +0000 UTC]

Good point. But if that version of the monster appeared in the movie we wouldn't have much trouble with the name.

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kahnac In reply to Old-Stargazer [2016-06-27 16:07:22 +0000 UTC]

No. In fact, i think it'd be the closest we'd have to actually having a Godzilla movie.

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