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Kain-Moerder — Captain Commissaro

Published: 2012-07-09 00:18:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 9208; Favourites: 198; Downloads: 66
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Description A hero of a popular Imperial holo-comic series 'Captain Commissaro'.

'Cultists? Heresy?It's work for Captain Commissaro! Tremble, chaos scum! HE IS COMING!'
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DatTemplar [2017-06-26 17:27:59 +0000 UTC]

FIST OF GLLLOORRRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE EMPERAAARRR

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SFaccountant [2013-12-18 04:53:49 +0000 UTC]

"Falcon... PAUNCH!!!"

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Kain-Moerder In reply to SFaccountant [2013-12-18 10:23:02 +0000 UTC]

This. )

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astromarine In reply to Kain-Moerder [2015-04-06 07:29:18 +0000 UTC]

....is heresy!!!

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TerrylovesBoobs [2013-11-15 19:54:28 +0000 UTC]

No absurdly large number of towering hats?

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Kain-Moerder In reply to TerrylovesBoobs [2013-11-15 20:10:32 +0000 UTC]

And pauldrons!

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TerrylovesBoobs In reply to Kain-Moerder [2013-11-15 20:12:21 +0000 UTC]

I thought no one was important enough to have both pauldrons and a hat, except maybe an inquisitor.

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Kain-Moerder In reply to TerrylovesBoobs [2013-11-15 22:43:18 +0000 UTC]

Or a _very_ rich rogue trader.

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TerrylovesBoobs In reply to Kain-Moerder [2013-11-16 21:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Pimp cape and cane?

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Kain-Moerder In reply to TerrylovesBoobs [2013-11-17 10:00:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh my. This is too much even for an inquisitor.

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TerrylovesBoobs In reply to Kain-Moerder [2013-11-17 17:44:58 +0000 UTC]

it is? I thought they all dressed like that, except for maybe Inquisitor Vail in that slinky dress.

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Kain-Moerder In reply to TerrylovesBoobs [2013-11-17 20:39:00 +0000 UTC]

Gideon Ravenor was ok too. He liked 'classical' stuff, if I remember it right.

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TerrylovesBoobs In reply to Kain-Moerder [2013-11-18 18:46:20 +0000 UTC]

I just remember him being handsome to the ladies and having that shoulder mounted psycannon. 

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Kain-Moerder In reply to TerrylovesBoobs [2013-11-19 05:01:28 +0000 UTC]

Ow. Ok.

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TerrylovesBoobs In reply to Kain-Moerder [2013-11-19 20:18:30 +0000 UTC]

That hot one in skimpy leather straps with the butter knife anyway.

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Melkor13 [2013-11-02 01:45:47 +0000 UTC]

IMPERIUM! FUCK YEAH!!!

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Kain-Moerder In reply to Melkor13 [2013-11-02 02:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Yay. )

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NorilXFeder [2012-10-25 04:16:27 +0000 UTC]

''Our lawyers say 'Yes!! YEEEES!!'''

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Kain-Moerder In reply to NorilXFeder [2012-10-25 05:29:01 +0000 UTC]

)))

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DarylChin [2012-09-15 07:19:30 +0000 UTC]

What's this?

Are those Guardsmen whimpering in fear?

Looks like a job for... Captain Commisaro!

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diego2528 [2012-08-05 21:24:59 +0000 UTC]

DRIVE ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY FISTS!!

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Kain-Moerder In reply to diego2528 [2012-08-05 22:15:39 +0000 UTC]

BARE FISTS!!!

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ColonelYeo [2012-07-14 01:49:27 +0000 UTC]

Not sure if Falcon Punch awesome: [link]

Or Shining Finger awesome: [link]

Awesome work!

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Kain-Moerder In reply to ColonelYeo [2012-07-14 14:35:44 +0000 UTC]

^____^

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changingcactus [2012-07-12 20:28:00 +0000 UTC]

the most epic brofist of all time.

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Kain-Moerder In reply to changingcactus [2012-07-14 14:36:45 +0000 UTC]

You have to roll successful 2+ save to answer this brofist. )

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changingcactus In reply to Kain-Moerder [2012-07-14 17:59:51 +0000 UTC]

*rolls* come on come on big money.

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ChuteTrooper [2012-07-12 18:37:12 +0000 UTC]

This is something that Commissar Cain would refer to during one of his books.

I love his look, had me laughing from the word Connecting. Well Done Battle Brother.

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Kain-Moerder In reply to ChuteTrooper [2012-07-14 14:39:25 +0000 UTC]

Thad would be great. )

Hoorah.

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Fenrisian-Wolf [2012-07-11 17:10:42 +0000 UTC]

I would read that comic.

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Angewaire [2012-07-10 14:10:45 +0000 UTC]

I always wondered what happen if there will be no bathroom close enough. Ya know folks, that hand with power fist...auch.

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Kain-Moerder In reply to Angewaire [2012-07-10 17:18:25 +0000 UTC]

Ewww...

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Planken [2012-07-10 11:29:55 +0000 UTC]

The galaxys manliest superhero just came flying in for THE EMPEROR AND IMPERIUM?

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Kain-Moerder In reply to Planken [2012-07-10 11:39:17 +0000 UTC]

Yes. )

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Nitocolus [2012-07-10 11:27:37 +0000 UTC]

Defending truth, justice and the Imperial way.

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Kain-Moerder In reply to Nitocolus [2012-07-10 11:39:39 +0000 UTC]

Ta-daa-m!

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Nitocolus In reply to Kain-Moerder [2012-07-10 11:47:31 +0000 UTC]

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cumbucket10 [2012-07-10 07:15:19 +0000 UTC]

He beat Huron Blackheart at arm-wrestling.

And that is how Captain Comissaro won the Badab Wars.

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Kain-Moerder In reply to cumbucket10 [2012-07-10 11:14:18 +0000 UTC]

Without breaking a sweat.

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cumbucket10 In reply to Kain-Moerder [2012-07-10 19:43:03 +0000 UTC]

And at the end of each episode: Maxims for the children!

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Kain-Moerder In reply to cumbucket10 [2012-07-10 21:58:36 +0000 UTC]

Ohh.

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terraluna5 [2012-07-09 22:30:06 +0000 UTC]

"IT'S A VALKYRIE! IT'S A THUNDERHAWK! IT'S.....CAPTAIN COMMISSARO!!!"

LOL LOL LOL couldn't resist doing the commissar's own "Superman" entry. Well done!

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Kain-Moerder In reply to terraluna5 [2012-07-09 22:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Ha-ha! ) Yes, that's a great line for that type of heroes. ))

Thanks, man. ^___^

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Rossem-Klyn [2012-07-09 18:33:44 +0000 UTC]

Maybe he has power to summon legions of imperium guys

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Kain-Moerder In reply to Rossem-Klyn [2012-07-09 19:18:40 +0000 UTC]

At that's not the limit of his abilities.

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Rossem-Klyn In reply to Kain-Moerder [2012-07-10 11:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Ultimate technique Imperial fist of doom : summon the great magnificient leader of humanity and bloom the planet ?

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Kain-Moerder In reply to Rossem-Klyn [2012-07-10 11:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Something like that. )

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Rossem-Klyn In reply to Kain-Moerder [2012-07-10 11:33:24 +0000 UTC]

Maybe a titan imperator are reasonable ^^"

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barcod [2012-07-09 17:08:34 +0000 UTC]

he part of the commissariats league , a group of highly trained and dedicated commissars who protect the Imperium from heresy with their amazing powers of faith!

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dawnofwar1987 [2012-07-09 14:12:46 +0000 UTC]

Feel the Fist of Fureh, heretic scumfucks!!!!!

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