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kaitou-kage — EoA - Oh no, oh no, oh no

Published: 2008-10-31 03:08:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 3801; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 23
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Description "So there we were, just taking it easy in the hot springs. We'd left our clothes on the shore, a little away where it was actually dry. It was a nice dip, we thought it was too bad the other guys were missing out. We must've been there, what, a half hour? I suppose we should've gotten out soon but it felt so damn good just sitting there in the bubbling water.

"They came from outta nowhere. Just swooped in off the cliffs surrounding us. No weapons, but they were swinging fists and beating us with their wings. We didn't even think twice, we just bolted.

"Don't know how far I ran across the sand, nothing but my canteen to keep me safe. Never thought about my clothes, never really even thought about the others, I just wanted to get away before the garudas...I donno, picked me up and dropped me or something. Gods, all I could think about was just getting the hells out of there and back to the safety of the ship.

"Got back to the rowboats, was wondering why they were all smirking, sniggering, giving me amused looks. Didn't realize I was naked til I tried to sit down on the wood.

"Lemme tell you, even for a healer, a splinter is hard to get out of your rear end."

-- Kuzan, Sri Rajian priest of Varuna, telling a story nobody is really certain is true.

Kuzan © Micah Weltsch (*kaitou-kage )
Eye of Anubis © Mikhail Rekun (~NeoTiamat99 )
Ravenloft © Wizards of the Coast
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Comments: 15

BaggySagger [2012-07-21 21:59:50 +0000 UTC]

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Mineoke [2008-12-22 17:08:21 +0000 UTC]

This pic is lol. Naked man. yey. XP

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Xythael [2008-12-20 17:52:10 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE this picture! And it's done by my favorite naked man drawing person!

I should draw you something Mr. M.

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kaitou-kage In reply to Xythael [2008-12-23 00:51:41 +0000 UTC]

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RIVERKING [2008-11-04 21:00:59 +0000 UTC]

GREAT STORY, DUDE! GREAT DRAWING TOO!

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kaitou-kage In reply to RIVERKING [2008-11-06 00:49:39 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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dx2 [2008-10-31 20:17:21 +0000 UTC]

I still laugh at your insistance on drawing naked men all the time.
XD
Loved the story though. It was great.

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kaitou-kage In reply to dx2 [2008-10-31 20:21:02 +0000 UTC]

As well you should! Laugh, I mean. It is very silly of me to draw naked men! I am supposed to draw naked women all the time, amirite?!

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Blood-Lust-Xero [2008-10-31 04:40:02 +0000 UTC]

Ha, man thats gotta suck. Ive never ran around naked. That would really suck.

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kaitou-kage In reply to Blood-Lust-Xero [2008-10-31 06:18:42 +0000 UTC]

It's much more fun when you do it on your own terms.

...Not that I know or anything >_> <_<

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Blood-Lust-Xero In reply to kaitou-kage [2008-10-31 18:04:41 +0000 UTC]

Maybe, but it would suck to just have to sprint around with your junk dangling and bouncing for everyone D:

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kaitou-kage In reply to Blood-Lust-Xero [2008-11-09 23:20:13 +0000 UTC]

It would rather suck D: That's why he has the "ohnoohnoohno" look D:

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Cesar-Hernandez In reply to Blood-Lust-Xero [2008-11-08 00:23:00 +0000 UTC]

Depending on who the everyone is and if they are in the same conditions, LOL.

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Wolffboy [2008-10-31 03:15:43 +0000 UTC]

Good story! lol

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kaitou-kage In reply to Wolffboy [2008-10-31 03:59:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! Glad you enjoy it! ^_^

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