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Published: 2014-02-06 00:09:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 68; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 1
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i drew rene and olives as polterpups XD rene caught olive(again!) unfortunately for her polterpup paws can't grip a bat to good so she's just gonna have to surrender and accept rene's doggy kissesXDΒ
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Yep she has no choice but to surrender!Β
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Can't she run or something? Use a baseball bat in her mouth?Β
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Rene would just catch her again. it would be difficult to swing it.
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hmmm... houseman? Im almost out of ideas
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is houseman willing to help a puppy?
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yep, houseman is the LMDM equivalent of Superman!
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he might help then
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should we call him?
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yep. through the... *dramatic pause* HOUSEMAN HOTLINE! *hold up pink phone triumphintantly*
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think he will answer?
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dunno- *phone rings*
hello?
Houseman: Heard Olive was being kidnapped by rene againΒ
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l i guess you can say that...
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Houseman: okai what do i do
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well they both transformed into polterpups...how do you distract a puppy?
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Houseman: ...BACON! Either that, or a chew toy. But thats just from experience with Poltercat.
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Got any bacon?
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Housemna: No, but i know Jack ordered around 3 tons of it for no reason. It should be arriving soon.
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But wouldn't jack try to kill us for taking his meats!?
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Houseman: Dunno. We could pay Red to be a decoy, and then steal the meats.
(Houseman has no actual powers- therefore, he is scared to fight Jack.)
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Okay but I gotta warn you I don't have much
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Houseman: Much what? If it's money, i'll use my money.
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Houseman: So yeah. shall we start carrying out this master plan?
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LE TIME SKIP
Houseman: Okay now we just gotta go distract Rene
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Thank you!
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No problem!!!!
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This is Sparta
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