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"Red this. Red that. Red is better than Ash, Red better than Lance, Red is the most godliest trainer. Red is the owner of Arceus" And the list goes on and on like an infestation among the Pokemon fanbase, it will keep spreading everywhere and everyone will be carrying it. About every thing Red and Ash related and you WILL see those kinds of things. The Ash bashing is what gets in my nerves for the most partI like Red, but this is really getting out of control
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The Whole Red is Better Than Ash Crap is Completely Bull.SH*T
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I adore Red.
Yes, the worshipingΒ of him get's way out of control as a fan of Red I get annoyed how some fans think he's a God or something.Β
He is a cool pokemon trainer but he isn't perfect at all Gold/Ethan managed to beat him.
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Ash = Red
Gary = Green/Blue
Canon fact, shows how stupid Red fanbrats are seriously Red fanbrats need to accept that Red and Ash are the same character.
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This is pretty accurate. Red fanboys are cancer lowballing anyone who isn't Red and saying that Red's Mewtwo is OP. Let's keep in mind that Red never ever used his Mewtwo at all. He just caught him and he didn't do anything with him. Where as Calem caught Yveltal which drains the life force of Pokemon whenever it wants and Calem uses Yveltal. Red fanboys also say "Ash lost to a noob in Unova with his lv 100 Pikachu durrrrrrrrrrr" Keep in mind that in Pokemon Sun and Moon Red who is older,has more experience,and has a balanced team LOST TO A NOOB WHO HAD ASH-GRENINJA. I don't want to see a Red fanboy wanking Red after that battle.
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In the anime, EXP and Level are possibly irrelevant, possibly due to the fact that they didn't come up with a way to demonstrate it and all.
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No trainer is Pokemon God..
Nobody in Pokemon universe is God (Arceus if you have opinion)..
But, Gold is better than Red.
I love them both.
But, still they think Red is the best Pokemon trainer in the world.
Have you heard about trainer Gold, people?
In Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal when you get 16 badges you can go to Mt. Silver and defeat Red..
I mean, Red is champion and all but, Gold is double times better.
But, still Gold is like Bruce Lee and Red is like Chuck Norris because, Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris and they still continue to make jokes about Chuck Norris, i mean they are funny but, Chuck Norris didn't do anything impossible yet (like drink a water from empty bottle, cut knife with apple, throw his house out of window but it's funniest thing i heard though).
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I know how you feel. I hate the whole "Red is better than Ash" crap too. Can't we agree that they're both awesome in their own way?
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Honestly, the later Pokemon protagonists have a lot more accomplishments than Red.
The Hoenn protagonists saved the world from natural disaster. Twice in ORAS.
The Sinnoh protagonists saved the universe from a madman that wanted to recreate it in his own image and got to meet GODS
The BW1 protagonists saved Pokemon training period, and defeated a madman that abused his son.
The BW2 protagonists defeated that same madman as well, and have a crapton of other accomplishments thanks to the huge postgame.
The Kalos protagonists defeated Β a team hell bent on committing mass genocide.
The Johto protagonists beat Whitney's goddamn Miltank.
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The Alola protagonists defeat an insane mother who fuses with an ultra beast in SM.
In USUM, the Alola protagonists defeat a legendary PokΓ©mon that stole all of Alolaβs light and the Ultra Megalopolisβ Light, and soon Alola gets back all of its light.
In both Gen 7 games, the Alola protagonists become Champions.
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Also, the Johto protagonist managed to beat Red himself.
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I know. I probably should have added that, but I felt like it wasn't needed.
I also could bring up how they met Arceus and travelled back in time and beat Giovanni, but whether they're canon or not is questionable.
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Did Red create the universe and everything in it? Β No he didn't; I did!
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ARCEUS!? WHERE IS MY MASTER BALL?!
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I laughed so hard at the title! From some of the comments you read you would swear they were zealots...
I saw somebody (not here) whose name was "Red is CHUCK NORRIS" and I threw up....
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Let's not forget, that this is Red: cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/5/5β¦ , and NOT THIS: fav.me/d2sskwt
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That's right! Though the Red I always know and always remember is the brown haired boy from LeafGreen and FireRed XD
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Isn't that Modern Red, not Classic Red? XD
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You know, I actually thought of a story with that certain black haired Red everyone uses to compare Ash meets Ash. Kinda based on the Simpsons episode Homer's Enemy. A bit of a jab on the fans who sees Red as a flawless, god-like trainer
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Sounds like a great idea for a story!
Fanon Red (Pretty-boy, or as I like to call him, Fred! XD).
Yeah, I hated when fans acted that Red is flawless/god-like trainer too, he lost to Green, Ethan/Kris/Lyra, and Nate/Rose.
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Yep. This Red character won so many battles and caught every Pokemon from his region. Then he meets Ash, who never caught every Pokemon and lost 5 Pokemon leagues in a row, yet he still had so many positives in his life, probably more than Red
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Cool!
I know that Ash is gonna win because he's more realistic, while Fred is as interesting as a brick. XD
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Maybe I should make an ending where Origins Red arrives XD
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Yeah! Multiverse Reds! XD
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Yeah XD Now to think of a reason why Red snapped like here from the episode I mentionedΒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgS8gβ¦
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Oh and the real Red would react to Fanon Red/Fred aka Pretty Boy: youtu.be/3eZLYBXBARA?t=21s
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Well, hmmm, let see probably with Ash being the best hero of the Pokemon World, while our dear old Fred goes insane because "Baww but I beet Taem Roket" and dies, while Classic Red goes "That's our Ash!". XD
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I must agree with you on this one. Red is one of my favorite trainers, but people are
always hating on all the others... Just because they are not Red. Honestly, the storyΒ
has been the same from the very beginning, and all Pokemon has changed are the
location, main character, and the types of Pokemon. So, basically what I'm saying is...
Red is basically the same as every other trainer out there. The only reason people like
him is because he was the "first".
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As much as I like Red, I see that some of the Red fans always tend to put him on a high chair as the "best eva" even when he loses to Gold/Ethan/Kris/Lyra and Nate/Rosa. Those type of fans will say that the only reason that Red lost was because Ethan/Gold/Kris/Lyra/Nate/Rosa "survived" him. Um, what? I don't get it.
And honestly, I think most people see Red as a God because he was the first (male) player character. If it had happened to be Gold/Ethan, Brendan, Lucas, Hilbert, Nate, or Calem, then I feel like Red wouldn't have been that much over praised since the first boy is someone else. We all know how GenWunners are annoying right?
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Funny cause i could say Nate is god since he can get Arceus unlike Red. Hell his team wasn't even that great who runs a level 88 Pikachu.
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Did Nate get an Arceus? I don't recall that, actually. I thought Lucas/Dawn got Arceus.
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Woops actually yeah Lucas and Dawn get Arceus and they also get the other creation trio members. So you could say they are the strongest trainers.
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Another reason why I love Lucas so much! He's so cute and the most badass of them all. Lucas and Dawn got the freaking Pokemon God! So yeah.
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And also the Pokemon of nightmares and dreams. They could easily wipe Red out since the two of them get more legends than Red.
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When we had to take "Computer Essentials" back in 8th grade, this dude in my class would skip his assignment and just look up Chuck Norris "facts". He'd tell the teacher to come to him and he'd read them to her. She was, like, appalled. Oh, and the Computer teacher I had in 7th grade was caught looking up lesbian porn on her computer. But not all lesbians are perverts! I'm a good lesbian...that may like one thing, but I'm clean!
Anyway, what was I saying?
Oh yeah, I always wanted to beat up Red. I'm not religious so I HATE GOD. (Yeah, that's totally how it works... 
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i like manga red just like i like ash(seasons 1-13), i don't care for game red.
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because ash shouldn't be bashed when his pikachu lost to the first gym to a surskit on ice when he had beat pokemon on ice before, not to mention losing to a newly owned snivy......whereas once pokemon origins came out red achieved more than ever could in only a few episodes xD not only did red evolve most of his pokemon easily whereas ash only evolves a few pokemon compared to the massive amount he has, but red has caught every single kanto pokemon,something ash didn't do, completed the pokedex, something ash didn't do,took down team rocket single handedly, something ash didn't do, caught legendaries, which ash has caught none of, and even has a megacharizard x, which ash still doesn't have. if ash is so awesome he should be not having pikachu lose to everything, that pikachu with that much experience should be much stronger....people like red and bash ash because red is what ash could've beenΒ
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Dude, go home. No one wants your hate.
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You're seriously harassing me about a comment over a year ago? Are you stupid? I don't hate ash stupid, I hate what him and the anime have become, I want ash to actually do good in leagues again like in sinnoh and for pikachu to stop being nerfed
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I didn't realize that, and I apologize.
And I agree. I want Ash to do good as well. Actually, I want Ash to win the Kalos League so that he can finally have a proper conclusion. I'm an Ash fan, and IΒ
feel that he'd benefit from finally retiring as main character and achieving his dream.
... Black and White was bottom of the barrel... can we pretend that that saga wasn't canon? Please?
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Don't know why you're asking me, you're not the only one that quit watching when black and white happened lol *cringes at episode where they only fought over apples the whole time* also I'm kinda losing faith in x and y other than the mega evolution specials, I mean ash finally gets a super strong goodra and he releases it after a few episodes....if that's what happens when he gets a Pokemon that powerful they'll probably shaft him getting any megas T-T also am I the only one that still misses misty and Brock?I haven't liked the series as much ever since they left, misty was probably the most powerful main female with that gyrados
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They better not keep him from getting a Mega. >:I
Also, I hope you don't mind, but I didn't care much for Misty... she seemed more abusive than strong...
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She wasn't abusive though, the hitting was part of her being a tsundere, seriously why do people these days not know what tsunderes are and bash female characters with the traits? People bashed sakura in naruto like there weren't characters like her in most anime(which is probably a factor why it turned out ending so strange) and now misty too? I sure didn't see people complain about keiko( yu yu hakusho) or kagome(inyuyasha) * sigh * seriously that's nothing, you really want abusive, try yandere characters....
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I see. My perspective on the point would be "you can still be strong without getting violent with the main protagonist". But to each their own.
Also, there's the bike, which he had to take in order to escape the Spearow.
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Yeah but it was never about the bike though, she had feelings for ash the whole time, its why she turned down georgio, couldn't you tell? She was even jealous of melody kissing ash and latios/bianca kissing ash 0.o its all part of a tsundere's character, the hitting is the comic relief part, its slap stick. Heck have you seen the original japanese first movie trailer? Originally the anime was gonna end there and ash and misty would be married with a daughter, just search mewtwo strikes back trailer in youtube, I mean you can tell its ash's pikachu there and an older misty, why would ash's pikachu be there otherwise?
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I'm trying to find the trailer, but I can't find it.
Not the one that has an older Ash and Misty, anyway...
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