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  Honestly, he didnt know how much more of this he could take: Dick was still dancing on the island in his boxers and Wally was still twirling around the kitched, holding clothes that wernt his.
  Roy had asked Dick why his pants were off in the first place and puzzled when he replied, "Pretty Princesses dont wear pants!" and continued to shake his butt in a way only a nina child like him could. He considered asking why 'Pretty Princesses' dont wear pants, but he decided he didnt want to know. But Dick, being the awesome ninja child he is, answered the unasked question: "Because they wear dresses." He face palmed.
  He blur of red went past him for the umpteenth time that day. So badly, he wanted to stick his foot into his path, but knew it would be a bad idea ecauseit would most likely end in him crying. He could barley take watching a Disney movie, how was he suppused to confort a crying -and probably injured- kid? Though, knowing the relationship between Dick and Wally, the younger boy would probably confort the older one. For a moment, he actually considered it.
  "Im naked!" brought him out of his thouughts; he snapped his head up in the direction of the voice and groaned. Of course, Wally would be the one to strip of every article of clothing and shake his booty in the direction of the oldest -and probably more mature- male in the house.
  "Wally, put some clothes on!" Roy held his hand to cover Wally's 'unmentionables' from his line of sight. Its not that hes never seen one before -he is on the football team- its just wierd because hes so much other than them. And isnt it considered pedophiling... and possibly rape?
  "Put your takiwacker away!" Dick complained, stopping his dancing and covering his eyes. "And give me back my shirt!" It was getting pretty cold in here with teh freezer door opened -Roy inwardly groaned; Dick was eating another box of icecream. "Mmhmm."
  He hoped the next day would be easier.
  It was only 7:42pm and the boys had yet to calm down for bed, which would be in about half an hour.
  This was going to be a long half hour.
  And how was bed time going to work? Did the two bos sleep in the same room, or was he suppused to seperate them into diffrent ones? Where was he suppused to be sleeping, anyway?? There had to be a guest room somewhere in this mansion -this was Wayne Manor.
  "Hey, uh, guys?" Roy said vervously, "How about we calm down and get ready for bed?"
  There was another gust of wind; and now he was really tempted to stick his foot out. "Bed times in half an hour," Roy pointed out, trying to get their attention.
  "But we havent had dinner yet," Dick said in what would have been an innocent way if it wasnt for the fact that he was half-naked and his hands contained several ammounts of diffrent kinds of sugar.
  The red-heads mouth dropped, "How can you still be hungry?"
  "Oh, im not," another handfull of skittles followed by a bite of chocolate, "just pointing it out." Okay, Roy had to admit, Dick was insanely cute, despitehim being insanely annoying too.
  Suddenly, the blur running around the room came to a stop in front of Roy. "You're naked under your clothes," Wally whispered seriously, gripping his forearm in his hands. "Bwahahahah!" he collasped to the floor in a fit of laughter. "Did you... see your... your face! It was all like-" he couldnt finish his current sentence. Laughing pratcially bubbled out of him.
  8:00pm now, only half an hour left than a peacefull night to hmself before he had to wake up and deal with the little brats all over again. He could do this.
  As 8:30 grew closer and closer, thw two boys grew sleepier and sleepier. Wally's laugh began to die down and Dick's dancing got slower and slower until he was only bobbing his head up and down with his eyes slightly closed. He decided he liked 8:00.
  "Okay, time for bed," Roy announced, a smile in his voice, "C'mon."
  "But im not -tired" Wally yawned, picking himself up off the floor and into a standing position, slightly swaying.
  "Of course you're not," Roy replied, looping an arm around his waist to keep him from faling. "Come on, Dick," he turned back to look at the boy on the counter-
  Wait, when did Wally put his clothes back on?
  Dick slowly jumped off the counter, landing unsteadly on his feet before falling back against it for support. "Wann call Bruce... Tell 'im ga'night," the phone was in his hands before he finished talking. Roy figured Bruce answered his phone because Dick began talking into it, "Hi Bruce!... Uh-huh. How's the meeting? Go figure... Good... About to go to bed... yes... Good night, Bruce," He hung up the phone. "Kay, ready"
  Together the boys made their way up the stairs, climbing all the way to the top of the third floor where Dick's room conviently was. They reached the top, and Dick pointed where the door that lead to his room was.
  Dicks room was like no other: king sized bed with red covers, red drapes hung on teh windows, the capet was whiter than the white craying and unbelieveably soft to the touch. There were two other doors in his room, and he began to wonder where they could lead; perhaps Narnia?
  "Do you have any p.js?" Roy asked, crossing the room to teh dresser, opening the first drawr. "Are these okay?"
  Dick shook his head and pointed to his bed, where Alfred had already set out his p.js. Red, go figure. Silk ones with a button up shirt and loose pants.
  Roy clearedhis throat. "What about you, Wally?"
  Wally was alrady pulling out his own p.js from a bag in the cornor of the room. They were yellow withe black smiley faces. Typical kid pjs. "Teeth," he said, holding up his toothbrush and toothpaste.
  When Roy turned back around, Dick was in his p.js and walkign towards one of the other doors in his room. He opened it, revealing a large bathroom that included a jucuzi-style bath tub and a shower with a tempture dial. He brushed his teeth, and waited patnently on the floor for Wally to finish. "All done."
  Roy turned to Dick, who had obviously fallen asleep though the short peroid of time. Wally, laying in the giant bed, cuddled under teh covers, smiled warmly. "Dick has nightmare, I help them," He said in a yawn.
  Hesitantly, the other teen lifted teh raven-haired boy into his arms. He slowly walked over to teh bed, gently laying him down and pulling the covers over him. Wally fell asleep at that time too, but the boys managed to find eachother: Wally had one arm around Dicks waist and Dick leaned his head against his chest. Roy smiled anf actually ment it for teh first time that day.
  Now to find a place for him to sleep...
  As it turns out, there was a roon already ready for hm: sheets pulled down, and pair of flannel p.js ont eh bed with a toothbrush and toothpaste.