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Kaydragon — CRACK PAIRING GAME

Published: 2010-04-16 21:56:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 8242; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 36
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Description My friend showed me this fun game! You take 10-20 characters you like from any number of series, write their names on slips of paper, then fold up those slips and mix them together in a hat. Without looking, pick two names. Those two are now a pairing and you have to draw them. Repeat this once or twice. Then pick out three names. This is now your 3TP and you have to draw it. Finally, pick out one name. This person is destined to be a loner and will never find love (so sad ) It's really fun (aka, I have no life) and you get some pretty interesting pairings. I did one for a bunch of Mortal Kombat characters.

NoobxKung Lao: I'm betting this is the crackiest pairing in Mortal Kombat fandom. Also, it's my new OTP, srs.

Johnny CagexMileena: I've seen this pairing twice before, once as fan art and once as a hilariously bad fan fiction.

ScorpionxSub-ZeroxErmac: This one almost makes sense. Almost.

Loner Khameleon: Poor Khameleon. Now her species will die out.



Mortal Kombat belongs to warner brothers
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Comments: 58

XNocturnalTigerlilyX [2015-02-06 23:50:31 +0000 UTC]

I love Noob's comment.

Also: Can you feel the love, Sub-Zero?

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TexPool [2014-10-23 08:00:10 +0000 UTC]

the best crack pairing is Sub-ZeroXElsa!

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Metalhead-777 [2014-09-29 01:03:16 +0000 UTC]

lol XD

*gets out pistol* Scorpion, E-Mac... BACK AWAY FROM SUB. XC IT DOESN'T GO. AT. ALL.

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invaderTAK24 [2014-07-12 07:33:08 +0000 UTC]

I ship sub zero X scorpion
(I dunno why XD)

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BrokenWingsOfLight [2013-05-31 03:29:28 +0000 UTC]

I ship ScorpionXSub-ZeroXErmac

ITS GENUS!

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maripozafli [2012-03-24 23:11:15 +0000 UTC]

OMG! YAOI!

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maripozafli [2012-03-24 23:10:49 +0000 UTC]

OMG! YAOI

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xenosplicer117 [2011-09-13 04:20:38 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how an Ermac-Skarlet would work out

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Darkrai1223 [2011-07-28 14:46:36 +0000 UTC]

I hate the middle couple

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Kaydragon In reply to Darkrai1223 [2011-07-28 20:40:20 +0000 UTC]

Well, I did literally just pick two names out of a hat.

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Darkrai1223 In reply to Kaydragon [2011-07-28 20:44:10 +0000 UTC]

oh by the way my wife is mileena

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superDemeta [2011-07-25 14:25:53 +0000 UTC]

Well khameleon has reptile now she was trying to find him in trilogy and have sex with him

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RosalinaXLuigi [2011-07-22 23:20:16 +0000 UTC]

how the hell does Noob like Kung Lao? HHHMMMM.....LoL

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Kaydragon In reply to RosalinaXLuigi [2011-07-22 23:35:11 +0000 UTC]

That's why the crack pairing game is so fun! It makes absolutely no sense.

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RosalinaXLuigi In reply to Kaydragon [2011-07-23 04:57:26 +0000 UTC]

i know that is weird... Kung Lao X Noob .... hhhmmmmmmm...

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PrincessoftheHeart [2011-04-28 06:33:14 +0000 UTC]

Can I play this game? XD

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Kaydragon In reply to PrincessoftheHeart [2011-04-28 12:10:35 +0000 UTC]

Of course! The more the merrier!

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PrincessoftheHeart In reply to Kaydragon [2011-04-29 17:30:00 +0000 UTC]

YUS! XD

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webster13 [2011-04-28 03:05:20 +0000 UTC]

don't worry Khameleon i'll help you out.(yeah i'm weird like that)

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Kaydragon In reply to webster13 [2011-04-28 03:09:08 +0000 UTC]

sexy

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webster13 In reply to Kaydragon [2011-04-28 03:12:43 +0000 UTC]

you know it.

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Smashfanful [2011-03-14 21:55:34 +0000 UTC]

where did you see the JCxMileena pairing?

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Kaydragon In reply to Smashfanful [2011-03-15 00:09:14 +0000 UTC]

Once here [link] and once on fanfiction.net. I don't remember the story's name, but it was so bad it was funny. Mileena decides, on a whim, to become a good guy; so naturally Johnny wants to date her and Kitana becomes a great big bitch. Then, for no apparent reason, Sub-Zero basically says "oh btw, I'm gay!" and the story kinda ends there.

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Smashfanful In reply to Kaydragon [2011-12-04 21:38:44 +0000 UTC]

ok

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Gancena In reply to Kaydragon [2011-04-26 23:17:35 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I know exactly what fic you're talking about. It got a new chapter in March that I just found. The guy can actually write now, but still not very well. The earlier chapters haven't been revised or anything, though.

God, I'm sleepy.

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Kaydragon In reply to Gancena [2011-04-27 00:45:36 +0000 UTC]

Really? I might have to check that out again. Although, the only reason I liked it in the first place was that it was so bad it's funny.

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Gancena In reply to Kaydragon [2011-04-27 01:47:26 +0000 UTC]

For your convenience: [link]

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Kaydragon In reply to Gancena [2011-04-27 02:30:55 +0000 UTC]

I still think it's pretty bad writing. I think the author might even acknowledge this since Mileena said "I feel so out of character." Yes Mileena, yes you are out of character.

I'm also not a huge fan of cast full of gay for no reason. It's just highly unlikely that everyone would just happen to be gay.

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Gancena In reply to Kaydragon [2011-04-27 02:40:15 +0000 UTC]

Like I said: He can actually write now, just not very well. XDDD

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Kaydragon In reply to Gancena [2011-04-27 02:54:08 +0000 UTC]

I still enjoy how bad it is. Kinda how I like the MK movies even though they're terrible.

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webster13 In reply to Kaydragon [2011-04-28 02:52:09 +0000 UTC]

the first movie wasn't that bad but the second sucked huge throbing c@#$.

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Kaydragon In reply to webster13 [2011-04-28 02:57:46 +0000 UTC]

I thought both movies were so bad they were hilarious. And those CGI monsters. Oh my god

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webster13 In reply to Kaydragon [2011-04-28 03:00:55 +0000 UTC]

the cgi was fucking horrid but it was the early 90's and cgi was pretty new back then.

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Kaydragon In reply to webster13 [2011-04-28 03:04:53 +0000 UTC]

Still doesn't change the fact that it was hilariously bad.

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webster13 In reply to Kaydragon [2011-04-28 03:06:24 +0000 UTC]

i thought it was funny as hell.

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AcquaApricot [2011-02-16 02:30:31 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha XD
I love the game idea!
Maybe I try this Later xD

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Asylum-94 [2011-02-02 18:15:12 +0000 UTC]

MORE CRACK PAIRINGS!! :

Liu KangXReptile
KitanaXShao Kahn
Shang TsungXDairou
MarioXMileena
Johnny CageXLuigi
KirbyXMy Toaster
Noob SaibotXMarth
ScorpionXAsylum-94
Toasters :3 X Milk :3
My SupernintendoXErmac

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!!

Seriously though, Nice one! I've also seen CageXMileena before xD

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Kaydragon In reply to Asylum-94 [2011-02-02 19:27:28 +0000 UTC]

Toasters X Milk is my new OTP.

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Asylum-94 In reply to Kaydragon [2011-02-02 19:45:02 +0000 UTC]

what does OTP mean? ^^'

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Kaydragon In reply to Asylum-94 [2011-02-02 19:45:31 +0000 UTC]

One True Pairing. It's basically your favorite couple.

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Asylum-94 In reply to Kaydragon [2011-02-02 19:46:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh, thanks! ^^

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Smashfanful In reply to Asylum-94 [2011-03-14 21:56:33 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS BLASPHEMY!
THIS IS MADNESS!

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Asylum-94 In reply to Smashfanful [2011-03-16 17:40:50 +0000 UTC]

MADNESS??! THIS! IS!! STUTTGART!!!

Wait, what?

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Khameleonplz [2010-08-19 19:10:09 +0000 UTC]

lol
i'm alone! unless reptile ditches the pink veiled razor sharped weirdo

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RaikaXRaphael [2010-04-27 02:23:59 +0000 UTC]

(the last one) HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Scorpion too? *laughs like an idiot*

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Kaydragon In reply to RaikaXRaphael [2010-04-27 03:12:02 +0000 UTC]

No one is safe from the crack pairings!!

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Bloody-of-ivy-leaves [2010-04-19 00:57:59 +0000 UTC]

Omg.
New Crack pairings.
The hatred of sub zero bringing people together.

The only person Mileena should be with is
Baraka. But the teeth thing worries me alot.

Poor Khameleon

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Kaydragon In reply to Bloody-of-ivy-leaves [2010-04-19 00:59:26 +0000 UTC]

New crack pairings? Are there old crack pairings that I don't know about?

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Bloody-of-ivy-leaves In reply to Kaydragon [2010-04-19 01:02:56 +0000 UTC]

I make crack pairings that make no sense.
I just grab two people and some how make it a pairing. Not crack but lame.

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Kaydragon In reply to Bloody-of-ivy-leaves [2010-04-19 03:00:13 +0000 UTC]

Those are the best kind of pairings!

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