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Bailiff: "Hear ye, hear ye, the people of Springfield versus Seafoam Kitten ASMR; the Honorable Judge Snyder presiding. Court is now in session. All rise!"

Judge: "Be seated. Mr. Hutz, you may present your first witness."

Hutz: "Thank you, Your Honor. I call Seafoam Kitten to the stand... Good people of Springfield, I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this so-called 'Seafoam Kitten' is nothing of the sort. In fact, 'Seafoam' isn't even your real name... is it, Nora! Furthermore, Miss 'Kitten', isn't it also true that you're NOT A REAL CAT??"

(All gasp in shock)

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Bailiff: "Hear ye, hear ye, the people of Springfield versus Seafoam Kitten ASMR; the Honorable Judge Snyder presiding. Court is now in session. All rise!"

Judge: "Be seated. Mr. Hutz, you may present your first witness."

Hutz: "Thank you, Your Honor. I call Seafoam Kitten to the stand... Good people of Springfield, I intend to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this so-called 'Seafoam Kitten' is nothing of the sort. In fact, 'Seafoam' isn't even your real name... is it, Nora! Furthermore, Miss 'Kitten', isn't it also true that you're NOT A REAL CAT??"

(All gasp in shock)