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OK - HOLD UP!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT RED WAS SO TIRED FROM COMBAT THAT SHE DECIDED TO DROP OUT AND RESORTED TO...THIS!?!

HUH!! OH YOU SAY THA CARNAGE AND HORRORS OF WAR IS WHAT GOT TO BE TOO MUCH FOR HER SO SHE DECIDED TO BECOME A DIFFERENT KIND OF ICON THAT COULD BE ASSOCIATED WITH KINDNESS & HUMOR FOR A CHANGE!?! SOUNDS LEGIT TO ME!!!!

So ya see tha Red Paladin was just tired of being set on tha path of a 1 note warrior that only knows combat as a means of protecting people and that becoming an icon of this sort while not quite as inspiring can bring tha same kind of joy and relief to a much broader audience! The only problem is she's kinda taking work away from the original Brawny Paper Towel guy...UH-OH!!!
SHE TOOK HIS JOB, lol!!

I feel obliged to include tha part where I say "this is apparently tha titular Red from Red tha Paladin(1 Holy OC among many that tha dA is known 4)by pumpmonger c. All Rights Reserved and whatever else- -I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill, law-abiding Deviant that knows Red tha Paladin is Flippin AWESOME" all that good stuff!

I also couldn't fit Emopiki 's name in this title so I'll just say here that the aforementioned deviator made tha deviation based on my ideas!

Please rank and/or comment!
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"WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS"

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OK - HOLD UP!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT RED WAS SO TIRED FROM COMBAT THAT SHE DECIDED TO DROP OUT AND RESORTED TO...THIS!?!

HUH!! OH YOU SAY THA CARNAGE AND HORRORS OF WAR IS WHAT GOT TO BE TOO MUCH FOR HER SO SHE DECIDED TO BECOME A DIFFERENT KIND OF ICON THAT COULD BE ASSOCIATED WITH KINDNESS & HUMOR FOR A CHANGE!?! SOUNDS LEGIT TO ME!!!!

So ya see tha Red Paladin was just tired of being set on tha path of a 1 note warrior that only knows combat as a means of protecting people and that becoming an icon of this sort while not quite as inspiring can bring tha same kind of joy and relief to a much broader audience! The only problem is she's kinda taking work away from the original Brawny Paper Towel guy...UH-OH!!!
SHE TOOK HIS JOB, lol!!

I feel obliged to include tha part where I say "this is apparently tha titular Red from Red tha Paladin(1 Holy OC among many that tha dA is known 4)by pumpmonger c. All Rights Reserved and whatever else- -I'm just your average, run-of-the-mill, law-abiding Deviant that knows Red tha Paladin is Flippin AWESOME" all that good stuff!

I also couldn't fit Emopiki 's name in this title so I'll just say here that the aforementioned deviator made tha deviation based on my ideas!

Please rank and/or comment!
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"WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS"