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kenfreelance — Dilophosaurus Vs Kung Fu

Published: 2011-02-17 00:41:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 2159; Favourites: 55; Downloads: 64
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Description Yes! A Shaolin Monk takes-on a dreaded Dilophosaurus! Who will win?!
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DenistheTyrant [2019-12-30 18:19:05 +0000 UTC]

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klatuk4u [2015-04-29 01:13:08 +0000 UTC]

That is the most... strange and random circumstance to combine my favorite martial art with my favorite dinosaur...   Awesome!

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ripjaws970 [2012-03-06 21:25:50 +0000 UTC]

duh the dilophosaurus will tear him to shreads

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Pyroraptor88 [2011-05-10 12:33:27 +0000 UTC]

I think Dilophosaurus wins. He only needs to strike with its tail. That should be enough.

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Dope-Dingo [2011-03-01 01:45:47 +0000 UTC]

I vote dino wins.

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kenfreelance In reply to Dope-Dingo [2011-03-01 08:58:21 +0000 UTC]

Could it be a draw?

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Dope-Dingo In reply to kenfreelance [2011-03-04 05:18:09 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm i dont think so if lizard lands a blow he will bleed out if man lands a blow lizard has a nasty bruise. . .

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kenfreelance In reply to Dope-Dingo [2011-03-04 23:52:47 +0000 UTC]

You know, you might be right.

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Dope-Dingo In reply to kenfreelance [2011-03-07 00:45:41 +0000 UTC]

possibly un less the staff is broken off and has a sharp point revealed then the man might have a chance haha.

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kenfreelance In reply to Dope-Dingo [2011-03-08 00:03:02 +0000 UTC]

...and he is a top-notch kung fu master!

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Dope-Dingo In reply to kenfreelance [2011-03-09 02:00:19 +0000 UTC]

Hmm eh i dont know anymore haha

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Dr-XIII [2011-02-20 08:39:30 +0000 UTC]

Don't tell the Monk, but I think the Dilo will win this one, since he'll yank the stick off the monk's hands.

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kenfreelance In reply to Dr-XIII [2011-02-20 09:49:22 +0000 UTC]

You might be right!

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T0misaurus [2011-02-18 03:30:52 +0000 UTC]

The monk wins,he breaks the dilophosaurus skull with that stick

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kenfreelance In reply to T0misaurus [2011-02-18 09:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Maybe...

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Groudan383 [2011-02-17 16:06:26 +0000 UTC]

You know...this is actually an interesting choice, but nonetheless the Dilo would obviously win. martial arts can't compete with the utter brute force and awesomeness of a dino lol. even though im more of a T-rex fan i'd give the win to Dilo. if the muscle and brute strength aren't enough for the monk, the Dilo has its sharp claws and teeth. really awesome job!

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kenfreelance In reply to Groudan383 [2011-02-18 00:16:17 +0000 UTC]

Cheers

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Groudan383 In reply to kenfreelance [2011-02-18 03:11:17 +0000 UTC]

indeed

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KaijuDuke [2011-02-17 15:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Monk vs Dinosaur? Oh man thats tough!

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kenfreelance In reply to KaijuDuke [2011-02-17 15:46:55 +0000 UTC]

Tough and bruise-covered!

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TokyoVigilanteX [2011-02-17 14:04:51 +0000 UTC]

Truly the ultimate showdown.

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kenfreelance In reply to TokyoVigilanteX [2011-02-17 15:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Cheers

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Redmannine [2011-02-17 01:14:01 +0000 UTC]

they both win, because they settle their differences and go order pizza and watch a movie, and later get married after a night of heavy drinking in Vegas


nice work!

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kenfreelance In reply to Redmannine [2011-02-17 08:53:13 +0000 UTC]

But I don't think the marriage lasts very long: the Monk cheats on the Dilophosaurus with an Protoceratops.

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T0misaurus In reply to kenfreelance [2011-02-18 03:31:12 +0000 UTC]

pam pam pam paaaam

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XxHXCLIONxX In reply to Redmannine [2011-02-17 02:39:57 +0000 UTC]

i hope for the monk that hes either gay or at least the dilophosaurus is a girl then XD

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Bluest-Ayemel In reply to XxHXCLIONxX [2011-02-17 03:41:38 +0000 UTC]

or they could just both be weird, as they already are. lol

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