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Published: 2011-03-06 05:42:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 14597; Favourites: 701; Downloads: 453
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Description "Have fun stormin' da castle. "

And now the final card in my set of art cards based on The Princess Bride, Miracle Max and his lovely, witch...er...I mean, wife, Valerie.
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BabylonSabby [2012-12-07 03:37:58 +0000 UTC]

Max: Don't say the word, Valeriiiee...
Valerie: What, Humperdinck?

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JWindMaker [2012-04-15 08:11:30 +0000 UTC]

I love The Princess Bride!

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DoctorBiology [2012-02-15 22:23:18 +0000 UTC]

LIAR! LLLLIAAAARRRR!

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bowlfullofcherries [2012-01-02 10:18:29 +0000 UTC]

Awesomeness

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CalaEtMornie [2011-12-22 07:45:02 +0000 UTC]

witch, er, I mean wife...

CLASSIC!

I LOVE you.

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firexshadowcat713 [2011-12-13 23:28:40 +0000 UTC]

HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK! HUMPERDINK!!!!

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Schuenemann [2011-10-13 08:20:33 +0000 UTC]

'He's only MOSTLY dead'... 'I'm not a witch, I'm ya wife!'

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jkhmangafreak [2011-09-02 02:49:24 +0000 UTC]

"Will it work?"
"It would take a miracle"
I LOL'd at this part.

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Octoboy-the-8th [2011-08-25 19:20:34 +0000 UTC]

YES, I loved Princess Bride! This is a great caricature, and I especially like Valerie's shawl.

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Blackmoonrose13 [2011-08-05 03:09:15 +0000 UTC]

bye bye boys
have fun stormin da castle
do you think they will make it
it will take a Merilee

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beffychanxx [2011-08-04 01:02:22 +0000 UTC]

ahhh, I love them, and they're so quotable xD

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ArtisticCherry [2011-08-02 19:15:13 +0000 UTC]

"humerdink humperdink humperdink humerdink humperdink humperdink"

"LIAR!!!"

Valerie was my favorite

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ZOMBI3-L4WNMOW3R [2011-07-21 20:46:45 +0000 UTC]

i love eyes they remind me of when there leavin and she goes
"do you think it will work"
"it would take a miricle"
lol

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Gamer28 [2011-07-18 07:54:10 +0000 UTC]

"Get away, I'm telling you, or I call the Brute Squad."
"I'm on the Brute Squad."
"You are the brute squad."
Love that line.

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ZOMBI3-L4WNMOW3R In reply to Gamer28 [2011-07-21 20:45:01 +0000 UTC]

i love it to

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BishiLover16 [2011-04-28 01:10:38 +0000 UTC]

You are my new hero!

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draconic-human [2011-04-27 23:17:08 +0000 UTC]

"Think they can do it?" "It would take a miracle."

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Kirathenerd [2011-04-03 02:37:11 +0000 UTC]

Miracle Max: He probably owes you money huh? I'll ask him.
Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.
Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Inigo Montoya: What's that?
Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

love that movie!

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haileegirl38 [2011-03-24 02:06:13 +0000 UTC]

Max and Valerie: G'bye!!
Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Max: It would take a miracle.
Max and Valerie: G'bye!!

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Jackie-the-druid [2011-03-23 16:13:09 +0000 UTC]

now I wish I were old so my husband and I could dress up as them for a con.

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kingkai15 [2011-03-17 21:24:08 +0000 UTC]

this .. is .........INCONCIEVABLE

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CuddlesTheOctopus [2011-03-15 01:11:51 +0000 UTC]

And it all comes flooding back....

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Thunderscape-7 [2011-03-15 00:46:29 +0000 UTC]

These two are probably my favorite characters

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GabyKityy [2011-03-13 20:17:40 +0000 UTC]

"do think it'll work?"
" it would take a miricale"

i love those lines

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Jenu1 [2011-03-11 06:36:21 +0000 UTC]

Best. Old couple. Ever.

Ever.

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GargleSnarfBlack [2011-03-10 09:59:32 +0000 UTC]

Billy Crystal is amazing :heart

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clayghost34 [2011-03-10 08:00:36 +0000 UTC]

great work.

What do you use to color/ shade your work?

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kevinbolk In reply to clayghost34 [2011-03-10 17:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Photoshop cs5. ^_^

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The-White-Sparrow [2011-03-10 02:17:32 +0000 UTC]

"He's only NEARLY dead."

He needs to be a physician NOW. He would make a fortune with those chocolate-covered pills.

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Coleslayer [2011-03-09 07:44:50 +0000 UTC]

I thought her name was Hillary.

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morbidjvb88 [2011-03-08 03:06:33 +0000 UTC]

OOOOO so cute!!

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kh-dude3210 [2011-03-08 02:38:36 +0000 UTC]

Ah... I have the shirt for that. The memories~

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MckeeDs [2011-03-07 23:32:09 +0000 UTC]

Think it'll work?
It'd take a miracle.

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zewhatcher [2011-03-07 18:10:48 +0000 UTC]

Miracle Max: You got any money?
Inigo Montoya: Sixty-five.
Miracle Max: I've never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
Inigo Montoya: This is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation.
Miracle Max: Are you a rotten liar.
Inigo Montoya: I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years.
Miracle Max: Your first story was better.

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Athenas-Owl [2011-03-07 16:20:08 +0000 UTC]

These cards make me want to watch the movie again, but I don't have it!
Alas, cruel fate!

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DarkestElemental616 [2011-03-07 08:28:58 +0000 UTC]

And never forget this helpful tip when bringing back slightly-alive people: Always put a chocolate coating on the pill.

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NooniePuuBunny [2011-03-07 07:22:10 +0000 UTC]

That story has such a list of characters....

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fairyqueen77 [2011-03-07 04:22:39 +0000 UTC]

Sad part is, if you read the book, you get the backstory behind that scene, and it is hilarious! Even explains why he calls her a witch.

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fairyqueen77 [2011-03-07 04:22:39 +0000 UTC]

Sad part is, if you read the book, you get the backstory behind that scene, and it is hilarious! Even explains why he calls her a witch.

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bkworm87 [2011-03-06 23:31:22 +0000 UTC]

My favorite characters of all time!!
"Why'd you say that name? You promised me you would never say that name!"
"What, Humperdinck?--- Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdiiinck, Humperdinck, Humperdinck!"

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Rythmear [2011-03-06 23:03:28 +0000 UTC]

"I'm NOT a witch, I'm ya Wife!!!"

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Winnyao [2011-03-06 21:45:14 +0000 UTC]

XD god beard they were awesome! all hail billy crystal!

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InvaderGirrz [2011-03-06 21:36:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh 2 of my favorite characters
"Humperdink Humperdink Humperdink"
Lol

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Sylistra-The-Scholar [2011-03-06 21:29:56 +0000 UTC]

"Go away or I'll call the brute squad."
-"I'm on the brute squad."
"You 'are' the brute squad!"

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Mitsu-Souma [2011-03-06 21:22:33 +0000 UTC]

"Why don't you give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it D:<"

I love them so much...

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fox914 [2011-03-06 20:44:17 +0000 UTC]

He's only *mostly* dead! The Miracle Max scene is one of my favorite ones in the movie :D

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Biddybuddy [2011-03-06 20:15:23 +0000 UTC]

HUPERDINK!

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Trafalgarlawfangirl [2011-03-06 19:08:49 +0000 UTC]

"Bye bye boys~"
"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Think it'll work?"
"It would take a miracle."
"Buhbye~"

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vespa-woman [2011-03-06 19:00:52 +0000 UTC]

wow! i love this!!
wierd, my friend and i were just talking about that part of the movie.
'chocolate coating helps it go down better!'

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BelleaRose [2011-03-06 18:19:01 +0000 UTC]

yes! Great way to finish off the set!

"He's only...mostly dead"

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