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Description Sometimes there are certain puns that are not suitable in the presence of kids. But I guess it's easy for Sans to forget that since puns come naturally for him. While Toriel enjoys puns, she knows there's a time and a place for everything


Undertale - Toby Fox
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Krazi0Shadowbear In reply to ??? [2022-11-17 02:06:28 +0000 UTC]

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SecondComingFan [2021-05-20 22:49:19 +0000 UTC]

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name2131 [2020-11-18 22:34:54 +0000 UTC]

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Z7imp123 In reply to name2131 [2024-07-04 02:36:31 +0000 UTC]

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Araceku In reply to name2131 [2021-06-03 21:59:52 +0000 UTC]

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Koyokodawolfchan [2018-11-18 23:19:04 +0000 UTC]

*Instantly remebers the line Sans says in Deltarune*

If you don't know what i'm talking about,heres where I found it

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Nonecaresforname In reply to Koyokodawolfchan [2022-08-14 14:18:50 +0000 UTC]

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punniesauthor [2018-09-02 14:19:16 +0000 UTC]

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jacobjcl [2018-02-09 14:28:07 +0000 UTC]

Flowey: sans one day i will find you and will kill you your time is almost up

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CoolSkeleton21 [2017-12-06 22:11:05 +0000 UTC]

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YukiMarieMiyu2551 [2017-12-02 08:39:31 +0000 UTC]

sans!!! you'll ruin the innocents of the childrens!!!

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Quietbeano [2017-07-28 19:20:33 +0000 UTC]

Flowey on da side tho, XDXDXDXD Β  Β 

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dj-cool-2000 [2017-05-12 16:29:04 +0000 UTC]

flowey: THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

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youXareXmyXsunshine [2017-01-28 21:44:08 +0000 UTC]

Not in front of Blooky, Sans.

oh and the kids too I guess.

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loveheart5thereal [2017-01-27 19:09:00 +0000 UTC]

DONT GET IT

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YukiMarieMiyu2551 In reply to loveheart5thereal [2017-12-02 08:40:14 +0000 UTC]

your too young to know

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CeaciliaSolo In reply to loveheart5thereal [2017-02-13 17:36:17 +0000 UTC]

Skeletons don't have insides, so it slipped right through him.Β 

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DefinitelyCringe [2016-12-12 23:15:24 +0000 UTC]

You are ULNAleivable Sans. Just stop. It's not a HOOD think to say in front of these innocent kids.

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5ASara [2016-12-02 00:40:29 +0000 UTC]

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

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warman122 In reply to 5ASara [2023-05-04 07:52:06 +0000 UTC]

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HpyerSonicYT In reply to 5ASara [2022-03-21 15:40:02 +0000 UTC]

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piggygamer123 In reply to 5ASara [2021-01-01 20:07:55 +0000 UTC]

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SlasherMasher In reply to 5ASara [2018-06-07 01:10:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god enough with the spam!

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PastelleRainbow In reply to 5ASara [2017-06-13 07:27:56 +0000 UTC]

I've ignored these before. I'm PERFECTLY FINE.

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TheRealTGC In reply to 5ASara [2017-05-05 21:49:12 +0000 UTC]

hey you're annoying, please stop spammingΒ 

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MadHattyFatty In reply to 5ASara [2017-05-05 04:05:23 +0000 UTC]

Don't listen to this troll kid.

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DoctorSmores In reply to 5ASara [2017-04-28 15:48:54 +0000 UTC]

I don't have a bed or a cupboard. I have a sleeping bag.

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That1ChicUHate In reply to DoctorSmores [2017-06-27 02:53:39 +0000 UTC]

I has box

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midnight729 [2016-11-20 16:28:15 +0000 UTC]

shouldn't sans be dead? 1hp and all...

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KGN-000 In reply to midnight729 [2016-12-07 17:20:57 +0000 UTC]

Only if it counts as a boss battle.

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VenomQuill [2016-11-15 20:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Flowey in the bg, though. xD

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timecats [2016-11-15 14:28:57 +0000 UTC]

I get it...very naughty of you...

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GanbaRUBII [2016-11-13 04:14:32 +0000 UTC]

I don't get the joke here.

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IloveGasterSans [2016-10-30 16:34:12 +0000 UTC]

Luna: *snorts*

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Kimisouka [2016-10-05 02:56:36 +0000 UTC]

:3

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CharaVsSans123 [2016-09-18 18:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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yorkienator [2016-09-07 03:40:40 +0000 UTC]

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FantasyizmyReality [2016-09-05 12:34:34 +0000 UTC]

Says toriel.

Tori: Who the hell is sans?
Tori: ....
Tori: Who the heck is sans?
Alphys: TORI!!

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EdwardJSmithTitanic In reply to FantasyizmyReality [2017-07-13 23:41:09 +0000 UTC]

I thought that was Undyne who said that?Β 

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TemmiethePyro [2016-08-18 17:27:51 +0000 UTC]

I made a bad pun once
i said "I knew a rose bush, but he was a bit of a PRICK"Β 
and because I'm only 13 my dad got mad at me for it.........

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Demonheart1234 [2016-08-16 14:53:47 +0000 UTC]

Mettatton-sans you naughty skeletonΒ 
Me-what. what just HAPPENED!

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sushi-sketcher [2016-08-02 20:35:31 +0000 UTC]

Flowey is just there in the coner like imma kill u all

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matthewboy2000 [2016-07-29 18:47:48 +0000 UTC]

I think Toriel just killed Sans.

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jackaboy01 [2016-06-30 21:12:24 +0000 UTC]

sans has only 1HP

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HappyLemonz [2016-06-28 12:07:30 +0000 UTC]

Does everyone ship SAns and Tori??? Β WTF? well, i dont

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Geneyc In reply to HappyLemonz [2016-10-21 09:19:41 +0000 UTC]

I see them as friends or Pun Pals. Get it, cause they tell puns and stuff... *sigh* πŸ˜’ bottom line is I don't ship them romantically at all

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Kitty-artists In reply to HappyLemonz [2016-08-05 03:36:06 +0000 UTC]

They're good friends

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FantasyizmyReality In reply to HappyLemonz [2016-07-27 17:54:43 +0000 UTC]

Niether do I

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Its-Marfn-Time In reply to HappyLemonz [2016-07-01 05:57:07 +0000 UTC]

i don't ship sans and Tori either

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A-Gaming-Fox22 [2016-06-26 14:36:47 +0000 UTC]

"While Toriel enjoys puns, she knows there's a time and a place for everything"
*you hear Toriel's voice echo through your head*
Sans! Theirs a time and place for everything, but not now!

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