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Published: 2011-04-02 00:26:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 12474; Favourites: 376; Downloads: 326
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FALCON PAWNCH!!!

U MAD RICHTER?

The Twilight Saga has introduced us to vampires who live in forests, sparkle in contact to sunlight, and follow you around doing whatever you say...Oh wait! I just described the characteristics of a f*ck*ng fairy.

Stephanie Meyer has a grasp of literature as much as a six-year-old has a grasp of what quantum physics is.



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Comments: 122

superkaijuking [2016-06-12 01:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Damn RIGHT he doesn't! Cornell does theΒ beast that isn't evil thing way better!

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calbhach [2014-04-27 06:03:52 +0000 UTC]

HILARIOUS. > I haven't even seen Twilight, and I LOVE THIS. LOLOL

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AngelicDefier [2013-07-16 13:45:54 +0000 UTC]

Well excuse me, I'm a girl, but I would play Castlevania at any given day rather Β than watch that piece of shit that i'm not even going to say its Β name. Way to go Richter, rid this world of those fucking mons-- no fairies! Castlevania FTW!

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EllieBeatrice [2013-05-30 09:37:53 +0000 UTC]

GO RICHTER!

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Thiely-chan [2013-05-21 20:46:04 +0000 UTC]

monster? would not be fairy?

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leo-darkheart [2013-04-26 08:21:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Antioch2 [2013-03-07 01:39:21 +0000 UTC]

I prefer the not-bishonen Richter, but so long as vampires get killed and no one sparkles, I'm okay with it.

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DullBones [2013-01-30 21:37:51 +0000 UTC]

It was not by my- hey wait a second, I'm over here! Why waste your time on that poser?!

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ArmamentDawg [2012-11-01 14:59:22 +0000 UTC]

Humorously awesome. Will Belmont be hunting any other 'Twilight Saga' characters?

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KingsOfShadow [2012-09-19 17:49:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes! I've waited for this.

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FoxerX [2012-08-23 09:03:06 +0000 UTC]

KO!!!!!!!!!

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Darkflame852 [2012-08-05 06:12:55 +0000 UTC]

Just lol, thats all I can say.

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HazeAlastorXIII [2012-07-31 14:34:16 +0000 UTC]

That's an epic win

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Dianacat777 [2012-05-21 02:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Cannot stop laughing.

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Smithkakarot [2012-04-23 20:33:18 +0000 UTC]

[link]

BGM for this fight (even if it ISN'T Richter's theme...)

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DIABL0ID [2012-03-17 21:39:04 +0000 UTC]

Pow, right in the kisser.

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SPINNIN3 [2012-01-02 00:46:09 +0000 UTC]

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Dbgtinfinite [2011-11-21 22:27:55 +0000 UTC]


This has got to be the BEST antitwilight parody with a the "Die monster you don't belong in this world" quote ever. I mean where else can you see Richter FALCON PUNCHING Edward.
I salute you

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prittyvenus [2011-10-25 00:44:09 +0000 UTC]

So true. Twilight is for pussies. Castlevania FTW.

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dragonlega [2011-10-24 23:02:40 +0000 UTC]

oh lord this is just absolutely amazing and necesary

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animan345 [2011-10-03 06:49:31 +0000 UTC]

overfilled with win that burns twatlight

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Topkicker26 [2011-08-05 17:33:45 +0000 UTC]

FTW! DIE YOU SPARKLING TWIT!

XD Lol! I was loling so hard when I saw this! XD

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taintedpurple [2011-08-05 06:59:25 +0000 UTC]

full of win

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TheCityOfTokyo [2011-08-04 21:55:48 +0000 UTC]

INSTANT FAV!

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Vorian-Rob [2011-07-24 17:04:23 +0000 UTC]

GO RICHTER GO! Dont let that shiny SOB survive another moment. When you are done feed the remains to Able Nightroad

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X3-Unlimited [2011-07-13 00:21:20 +0000 UTC]

Clearly the best choice to eliminate sparkley vampires. Even Dracula want's him gone. *applaud*

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UltimateBrainwasher [2011-07-10 17:25:36 +0000 UTC]

AMEEEN!!!

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OoXwXoO [2011-07-03 12:29:50 +0000 UTC]

Reported enjoy ban

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runaway4home In reply to OoXwXoO [2011-07-29 05:15:10 +0000 UTC]

twilight fan? ur over doin' it

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OoXwXoO In reply to runaway4home [2011-09-30 19:21:31 +0000 UTC]

As i care wha you think fucktar i reported him and reproted you too hope you die on cancer with your retarded mother

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runaway4home In reply to OoXwXoO [2011-10-01 17:00:48 +0000 UTC]

and ppl die of cancer so dont joke around with it ive lost ppl cuz of that

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runaway4home In reply to OoXwXoO [2011-10-01 17:00:06 +0000 UTC]

im not being mean with u just saying

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Flurffy [2011-06-30 16:54:16 +0000 UTC]

I laugh everytime I look at this

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chichapie [2011-06-23 17:05:49 +0000 UTC]

F*CK*NG THIS!

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BakaKumaTengu [2011-06-14 23:19:31 +0000 UTC]

BEST PICTURE EVER
SIR U JUST WON 100 INTERNETS *hands over internets*

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Danielgmz [2011-06-02 17:35:24 +0000 UTC]

I was about to take my stereoscopic glasses and hit that f*ck*ng face

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Lycodrake [2011-05-21 14:07:21 +0000 UTC]

And I completely agree. I just call them "blood-sucking fairies".

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MigasBond [2011-05-04 11:47:52 +0000 UTC]

just perfect!

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shadowzabimaru [2011-05-01 19:10:42 +0000 UTC]

PWAHAHAHA edward even has RAINBOW sparkles!!! xD

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Javira [2011-04-29 04:44:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh gawd, he even sparkles when he is punched?

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karlonne [2011-04-26 23:05:46 +0000 UTC]

windang ang nasapak

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matsumotohide [2011-04-26 16:12:31 +0000 UTC]

LOL EDWARD JUST GOT PWNED!!!! R OFL

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AngelJasiel [2011-04-25 15:50:56 +0000 UTC]

soo funny

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NayaaseBeleguii [2011-04-25 03:50:08 +0000 UTC]

Now expect more SOTN jokes...
>->
<-<
WHAT IS A FAG! A miserable little pile of sparks But enough talk, Have at You!!

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LoMXD [2011-04-25 01:08:46 +0000 UTC]

this is amaznig. you just made my day^^

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Exidor02 [2011-04-24 22:56:57 +0000 UTC]

Great!!

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MrNarcissist [2011-04-24 20:01:45 +0000 UTC]

EPIC!!!

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UndeadQuiche [2011-04-24 15:30:48 +0000 UTC]

Lol Good job Sir

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TeamAquaSuicune [2011-04-24 04:21:08 +0000 UTC]

This is beautiful.
Just sayin'

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vampireangelofbooks [2011-04-24 04:04:52 +0000 UTC]

this is so funny!

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