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okidokes!!!

PHOTO BY: me
MODEL: the dashing fellow faunet RRRRRRamona

so lol... already! what a day!!!!

hmmmm, this shoot i did with ramona focused on her, her neighbourhood and the infamous RAINBOW UMBRELLA!!111!1!!1 DUN_DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!!

i wanted to try something simple, ... so simple infact that the shoot CAN be considered 'normal', im personally not a fan of this 'NORMAL' hate it! i think the word and its implied meaning is probably the most evilest and destructive word that can be used when it comes to society, situations, people and ECSPECIALLY the wild specimen i like the call teenagers.
**ahhhh-hemm** IN DAVID ADHIMBRA (cant spell ) voice.
these wild 'teenagers' can be found in just about anywhere your local shopping centres, cinemas and schools. there camoflage consists of an outer layer to deceive other fellow teenagers to think they are tough and know how to milk cows... lol... wtf... meh... i couldn't think of what else to write, so i thought i should round' it up before i get TOO serious!

n ways! i tell ya'll abOOt me day, quite intense and full of random stuff and .... crap

skay!
8:00: mother wakes me up 'BANG BANG- get your ass out of bed!!' ... well she didn't actually say that... i wish she did though, compared to what she normally says....
8:01-8:45: toilet, clean, hair and make-up and sooome clothing on and forget to feed the cat.
8:46: ramona texts me 'dont come at nine! come after! im not ready'- and i was like 'ok', but whatever, ill just come at 9 ANYWAY
9:01: leave house, mum takes me to ramonas in her pretty car...
9:14: DAMN i made after 9! DAMN IT!!! did what she wanted!
9:15- 45: go through ramonas clothes for the outfit for her to wear for the shoot: LOLL!!!!!!!!! actually its not even funny, it sucked, i hate matching clotes together it wassss soooo hard! im like a man when it comes to it, aparently you cant have a ' purple top with a pink scarf together' becuase... actually she didn't give me a reason why... maybe she had OCD or something.. i dont know that chick is pretty crazy, her room is too clean

finally brought a suitable outfit together.. lol! sooooo stressing!!

9:46 til something...
threw make-up on her face, i put some white blush on her and she freaked outand started screaming at me 'DONT OUT WAR PAINT ON ME' it was so funny that i nearly stabbed her in the nostrile with the blush brush, WTF? war paint is black woman!! lol! it sounded like something from little britan... so i kept laughing

about.... 10 till 11? let our selves loose in the neighbourhood with a camera and took pix of the ramona girl twirlng, skiping and prancy like a complet poof, A LOVELY poof though, holding a rainbow umbrella, very smexy
.... she adapted a fetish for posing with trees.... just about every frickin tree we came by she was like 'OMG a tree! how about this kim? **THEN POSES WITH TREE*' ... and me knowing my place i took the damn pictures, and i took them well.
i also took a picture of some guys on bike who coincidently were talking about riding bikes, OH but i took there pictures when they weren't looking, they posed shit for spontanousint and randommama so i deleted the photo and bitched about how unphotogenic they were to ramona who agreed and said that they were just arrogant bastards.
we then continuseed roaming the streets, we looked pretty tough, i mean with my height and cool cardigan and ramonas gangsterness and rainbow umbrella (which WAS mine... and currently still is) we were pretty insely bad-ass and WOULD NOT HESITATE TO POP A CAP IN YO ASS if harrassed. we nearly did on this chick who was taking her maltese schizzo or schnitzal.. whatever, she was like walking too adjacent to us and i didn't like the tone she was stepping in, but then she like turned down a street, she was probably too scared and knew she would get like totally bashed and get mean faces pulled at her if pissed us off, so she made the best dission for hers and her little doggys sake.

there was a vacant lot where i got ramona to dance, preance and leap through the air with the umbrella.. which was pretty epic until wind caught it and FRICKEN BROKE MY GOD DAMN UMBRELLLA! turning it inside out and one of the coils comes out of its soccets, and all ramona caould do was laugh... it was pretty funny, especially when i hit her unconscience with a brick.

then went to the local park and i had the batch pose on swings and then the slide... the slide didn't go to well cause she had no idea how to climb the tower to get there so i had to help her find a way and then the umbrella wouldnt fit in the tower so the shoots looked pretty dahn stupid so i abused ramona. when she was on the swing it was alright... but when i tried to take close ups of swinging the camera kept going out of focus so i had to waddle back and forth holding the camera after her looking like A TOTAL TOOL to all the cars that went by. i then got pissed, and told her to stop swinging and took close-up like that and i thought it would be funny to bash her in the face with the camera by doing an 'ULTIMATE CLOSE-UP' which i did-i actually did lol!!!!, PRETTY DAHN funny, she was not expecting it, but she got the better of me and like got her eye-juice on the clean lense which may have been a result of karma....
so i then abused her again and held her head under water and threw her into on coming traffic.

lol, we then started to head back, and i didn't recognise the way we were going so i was like "this is the right way yeah"
and she was like"yeah, yeah it is"

yeah... well... IT WASN"T. fricken hell. you think you would at least know the area where you live after 15 years of living there wouldn ya?
well, she was in stupid model mode.
it then started raining. which was weird cause yesterday it was 43 Degrees Celsius and for those of you playing at home... thats FRICKEN HOT, you can fry an alive cow on concrete with that type of climate
but it was convinent, i mean we WERE caring a massive umbrella.. so yeah

11:00 get back to ramonas house ***we also had a friends going-away-to-uni-party that day at 12 and she only live two houses down from ramona- which was another continence.
so we tried to fulfill out the hour with 'fun' stuff....
i read a book on trivia and told ramona the interesting ones
like
* peanuts and an ingredient to making explosions
*charls dicksons was an insomniac who could only sleep in the middle of the bed facing north
*ants dont sleep
*ummm thats all i can remeber... lol

so yeah,
at 12:00 go to VERNIS!! (girl who is leavingness partymmm)
all friends form school rock up, lots of talking, catching up

i had to leave at 1:30 cause i had a gallery opening in camberwell for two of my photos and three paintings.
.... the opening was very boring, tha gallery was tiny and cramped, the food was shit, one of the dips was comprissed of mayonaise cream and garlic- thats all, the chick who mad it talked my mum into trying it, lol SUCKER!!! and mum was like 'OMFG gross' (i made it more teenage language sounding translation) i was like to the chick.. ahh no thanks im lactoce intollerant- which i am.. but i eat dairy all the time. i live on the edge u see

we then left after 45 minutues, we suffered through the speeches i got a piece of paper with my name on it, a certificate i believe and lame ass show bag, which i got a 'free membership' which i have to pay for... what the F**K? how does that work? but i got a pen and a waterbottle.. which i have always wanted.. so i wasn't so bad.

i was starving, i hadn't eat all day (except some lollies at vernies- but they were lolies... i had to have something decent) so then me and mum went to MACCAS -AKA mc Donals and i orded a Mc Flufy (lol, my definition of decent... and it was dairy too!) (oh with m'ms if your wondering- fav)
and as we were going through the drive through i saw two people i knew
one of them looked like someone i knew and i was haha you like like someone i knew, because my vision was shit when we drove closer i found out it was actually the person i knew so i was like "OMG!!! its trent" (ramona would understand this line, this line is actually an inside joke between us two, where she mistook some random in the city as him and said that line... so when ever we see him that what we say) and my mum was like, 'WTF? whose trent?" and i was like tha... AND SHE HIT HIM WITH THE CAR cause she was too busy looking at me

3:15
cause vernis shin-dig ended at 4, i went back to verni's cause i love her, so i made a comeback. it sucked all the good food was eaten and typical me spilt a cup of sprite on the tiles and had to clean it.
stayed till about 5:00 and then went home.
it was really fun, ill miss verni.

after that.. i went on the walker, then to photoshop, then had a shower, and the light blew so it was wet and dark.... if there was any blood i would be convinced i was being birthed too ...did that sentence make sense?... whatever
and then BACK TO THE COMPUTER!!! then my brother harrased me to go outside, the sky was really pretty, sunset and the clouds had pink highlights... really, but then i vomited

ENDDDD!!!

lol.... my stories stupid, dont bother reading it... oh tolate, this is the end!

any way enjoy the photo! and GOOD BIKE!

p.s. i didnt read through this so expect spelling, phrasing mistakes and entire sentences missing

lame name i know... sorry!

Description
okidokes!!!

PHOTO BY: me
MODEL: the dashing fellow faunet RRRRRRamona

so lol... already! what a day!!!!

hmmmm, this shoot i did with ramona focused on her, her neighbourhood and the infamous RAINBOW UMBRELLA!!111!1!!1 DUN_DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!!

i wanted to try something simple, ... so simple infact that the shoot CAN be considered 'normal', im personally not a fan of this 'NORMAL' hate it! i think the word and its implied meaning is probably the most evilest and destructive word that can be used when it comes to society, situations, people and ECSPECIALLY the wild specimen i like the call teenagers.
**ahhhh-hemm** IN DAVID ADHIMBRA (cant spell ) voice.
these wild 'teenagers' can be found in just about anywhere your local shopping centres, cinemas and schools. there camoflage consists of an outer layer to deceive other fellow teenagers to think they are tough and know how to milk cows... lol... wtf... meh... i couldn't think of what else to write, so i thought i should round' it up before i get TOO serious!

n ways! i tell ya'll abOOt me day, quite intense and full of random stuff and .... crap

skay!
8:00: mother wakes me up 'BANG BANG- get your ass out of bed!!' ... well she didn't actually say that... i wish she did though, compared to what she normally says....
8:01-8:45: toilet, clean, hair and make-up and sooome clothing on and forget to feed the cat.
8:46: ramona texts me 'dont come at nine! come after! im not ready'- and i was like 'ok', but whatever, ill just come at 9 ANYWAY
9:01: leave house, mum takes me to ramonas in her pretty car...
9:14: DAMN i made after 9! DAMN IT!!! did what she wanted!
9:15- 45: go through ramonas clothes for the outfit for her to wear for the shoot: LOLL!!!!!!!!! actually its not even funny, it sucked, i hate matching clotes together it wassss soooo hard! im like a man when it comes to it, aparently you cant have a ' purple top with a pink scarf together' becuase... actually she didn't give me a reason why... maybe she had OCD or something.. i dont know that chick is pretty crazy, her room is too clean

finally brought a suitable outfit together.. lol! sooooo stressing!!

9:46 til something...
threw make-up on her face, i put some white blush on her and she freaked outand started screaming at me 'DONT OUT WAR PAINT ON ME' it was so funny that i nearly stabbed her in the nostrile with the blush brush, WTF? war paint is black woman!! lol! it sounded like something from little britan... so i kept laughing

about.... 10 till 11? let our selves loose in the neighbourhood with a camera and took pix of the ramona girl twirlng, skiping and prancy like a complet poof, A LOVELY poof though, holding a rainbow umbrella, very smexy
.... she adapted a fetish for posing with trees.... just about every frickin tree we came by she was like 'OMG a tree! how about this kim? **THEN POSES WITH TREE*' ... and me knowing my place i took the damn pictures, and i took them well.
i also took a picture of some guys on bike who coincidently were talking about riding bikes, OH but i took there pictures when they weren't looking, they posed shit for spontanousint and randommama so i deleted the photo and bitched about how unphotogenic they were to ramona who agreed and said that they were just arrogant bastards.
we then continuseed roaming the streets, we looked pretty tough, i mean with my height and cool cardigan and ramonas gangsterness and rainbow umbrella (which WAS mine... and currently still is) we were pretty insely bad-ass and WOULD NOT HESITATE TO POP A CAP IN YO ASS if harrassed. we nearly did on this chick who was taking her maltese schizzo or schnitzal.. whatever, she was like walking too adjacent to us and i didn't like the tone she was stepping in, but then she like turned down a street, she was probably too scared and knew she would get like totally bashed and get mean faces pulled at her if pissed us off, so she made the best dission for hers and her little doggys sake.

there was a vacant lot where i got ramona to dance, preance and leap through the air with the umbrella.. which was pretty epic until wind caught it and FRICKEN BROKE MY GOD DAMN UMBRELLLA! turning it inside out and one of the coils comes out of its soccets, and all ramona caould do was laugh... it was pretty funny, especially when i hit her unconscience with a brick.

then went to the local park and i had the batch pose on swings and then the slide... the slide didn't go to well cause she had no idea how to climb the tower to get there so i had to help her find a way and then the umbrella wouldnt fit in the tower so the shoots looked pretty dahn stupid so i abused ramona. when she was on the swing it was alright... but when i tried to take close ups of swinging the camera kept going out of focus so i had to waddle back and forth holding the camera after her looking like A TOTAL TOOL to all the cars that went by. i then got pissed, and told her to stop swinging and took close-up like that and i thought it would be funny to bash her in the face with the camera by doing an 'ULTIMATE CLOSE-UP' which i did-i actually did lol!!!!, PRETTY DAHN funny, she was not expecting it, but she got the better of me and like got her eye-juice on the clean lense which may have been a result of karma....
so i then abused her again and held her head under water and threw her into on coming traffic.

lol, we then started to head back, and i didn't recognise the way we were going so i was like "this is the right way yeah"
and she was like"yeah, yeah it is"

yeah... well... IT WASN"T. fricken hell. you think you would at least know the area where you live after 15 years of living there wouldn ya?
well, she was in stupid model mode.
it then started raining. which was weird cause yesterday it was 43 Degrees Celsius and for those of you playing at home... thats FRICKEN HOT, you can fry an alive cow on concrete with that type of climate
but it was convinent, i mean we WERE caring a massive umbrella.. so yeah

11:00 get back to ramonas house ***we also had a friends going-away-to-uni-party that day at 12 and she only live two houses down from ramona- which was another continence.
so we tried to fulfill out the hour with 'fun' stuff....
i read a book on trivia and told ramona the interesting ones
like
* peanuts and an ingredient to making explosions
*charls dicksons was an insomniac who could only sleep in the middle of the bed facing north
*ants dont sleep
*ummm thats all i can remeber... lol

so yeah,
at 12:00 go to VERNIS!! (girl who is leavingness partymmm)
all friends form school rock up, lots of talking, catching up

i had to leave at 1:30 cause i had a gallery opening in camberwell for two of my photos and three paintings.
.... the opening was very boring, tha gallery was tiny and cramped, the food was shit, one of the dips was comprissed of mayonaise cream and garlic- thats all, the chick who mad it talked my mum into trying it, lol SUCKER!!! and mum was like 'OMFG gross' (i made it more teenage language sounding translation) i was like to the chick.. ahh no thanks im lactoce intollerant- which i am.. but i eat dairy all the time. i live on the edge u see

we then left after 45 minutues, we suffered through the speeches i got a piece of paper with my name on it, a certificate i believe and lame ass show bag, which i got a 'free membership' which i have to pay for... what the F**K? how does that work? but i got a pen and a waterbottle.. which i have always wanted.. so i wasn't so bad.

i was starving, i hadn't eat all day (except some lollies at vernies- but they were lolies... i had to have something decent) so then me and mum went to MACCAS -AKA mc Donals and i orded a Mc Flufy (lol, my definition of decent... and it was dairy too!) (oh with m'ms if your wondering- fav)
and as we were going through the drive through i saw two people i knew
one of them looked like someone i knew and i was haha you like like someone i knew, because my vision was shit when we drove closer i found out it was actually the person i knew so i was like "OMG!!! its trent" (ramona would understand this line, this line is actually an inside joke between us two, where she mistook some random in the city as him and said that line... so when ever we see him that what we say) and my mum was like, 'WTF? whose trent?" and i was like tha... AND SHE HIT HIM WITH THE CAR cause she was too busy looking at me

3:15
cause vernis shin-dig ended at 4, i went back to verni's cause i love her, so i made a comeback. it sucked all the good food was eaten and typical me spilt a cup of sprite on the tiles and had to clean it.
stayed till about 5:00 and then went home.
it was really fun, ill miss verni.

after that.. i went on the walker, then to photoshop, then had a shower, and the light blew so it was wet and dark.... if there was any blood i would be convinced i was being birthed too ...did that sentence make sense?... whatever
and then BACK TO THE COMPUTER!!! then my brother harrased me to go outside, the sky was really pretty, sunset and the clouds had pink highlights... really, but then i vomited

ENDDDD!!!

lol.... my stories stupid, dont bother reading it... oh tolate, this is the end!

any way enjoy the photo! and GOOD BIKE!

p.s. i didnt read through this so expect spelling, phrasing mistakes and entire sentences missing

lame name i know... sorry!