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Some nerd goes into the roleplaying section of the local library to answer the age-old question, what's a paladin?Maybe the book was cursed? Or in this case, blessed?
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Awesome! Nice work
The surprise, boobs! Panel is probably my favourite
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Surprising people with boobs is always appreciated.
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Strip the heels and close the breastplate n'yeah. Though I suppose with magic powers that gaping arrow target and difficulty walking probably don't matter any.
Hot transformations sequence though. Nice art. I particularly like how you managed those light effects in the various pictures.
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Of course you want to see her stripped out of her clothes
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That too, but not in the least what I'd meant. NO self respecting warrior, fantasy or not, is ever going to go out in those heels. If anime or video games taught you this, they are wrong. That's because sex sells, not because it would ever happen. Also the boob window wouldn't work unless she was using a magic shield or ALWAYS had that shield up when in any sort of combat. It's even worse than not wearing a helmet because in attracting the eyes, it also attracts your opponents aim.
As I said before, undeniably gorgeous art, but nitpicky complaints.
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I was just kidding earlier and I know all about that. The last time I was a stupid 14-year-old dickhead was 10 years ago.
Either way, this really is just a shameless indulgence. TF is a pervy fantasy by definition, so adding just a little more perviness shouldn't really cause the skies to fall down. This is already a silly, sexy fantasy and I don't want anyone to take it too seriously.
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Great sequence, and nice outfit design! Looks great. Though fighting in high heels must take up a feat slot, or something...
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lol, props on the reference, and your art is of its usual superior quality
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That's very kind of you to say, thank you
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The codex of ultimate wisdom?
Your knowledge of the land will be great!
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This is awesome. Do you, by any chance, do free-form roleplay?
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Thanks but no. I only roleplay if it involves dungeons and dragons and is face-to-face.
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No worries. 
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Well drawn, but I don't think many Paladins fight in armoured heels. 😋
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Holy Heels of Healing: Increases healing done by x2 and increases holy damage dealt by +3.
Not using them would just be silly
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Actually, these are the Holy Heels of Healing Wholly, which includes a 20% chance of healing wearer to max health with each hit.
(Sorry, but the opportunity for wordplay forced me.)
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sweet work
sometimes you shouldn't ask a question if you can't stand the answere ... or can you?
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I think she can take the answer.
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Naw man, you cant just turn into a hot woman. Eveyones gonna be all distracted at D&D night now. Lying about rolls and ignoring quests all for the sake of the pretty girl. Not to mention shes gonna need a whole new stat card and we were in the middle of a campaign.
Nice armor...
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One of my characters did turn into a woman in a campaign once. And I swear it was by pure coincidence. And she did need a completely new character sheet because she changed from thief to cleric... And then she destroyed the world by accidentally summoning Azathoth...
I will probably make a short teef comic based on her story some day
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Knowing me I would just gun for tg the whole time... Probably not the best way to play. What exactly changed you? Was it D&D or Call of Cthulu or one of the 3000 other RPGs that took the lovecraft monsters?
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We were playing a modified version of the EON system in a home-made universe. What happened was that the party I was in were in desperate need of disguises because my thief had threatened to kill the leader of some big city we needed to do something in. So we went to get help from a clan of vampires in another city, and those vampires created some magical masks made from the corpses of a group of recently deceased nobles. Those masks were meant to transform each of us into a copy of those deceased nobles.
The masks had been custom-made for each of us in the party, but one of the other male characters couldn't stand taking the shape of a female Halfling. My character was also drunk when we first tried them on so he offered to change masks with the other guy which caused some problems. Namely, our DM had a secret effect applied to the masks; for every consecutive night the masks were kept on the more control the deceased nobles would get. We were never told of this secret effect and so most of us did sleep with the masks on, but since my character was wearing the wrong mask and was completely drunk the first time he put it on, the magic got completely messed up and my character got the personality and class of the deceased Halfling woman but kept most of his memories.
She also completely crushed another player character's ribcage, got into a drunk lesbian love orgy for no reason whatsoever, changed the course of destiny so much that the entire party except her and a viking were teleported outside of time and space while she learned from the God of Death that she was this world's Avatar of Darkness. And just two days before that, she transformed into Human. Finally, after freeing a Babylonian-ish city from the rule of an evil vizier and reinstating the rightful monarch, she accidentally summons Azathoth and ends all of creation before she jumps into a cursed bag of holding.
And long, long before that, when she was still a "he," he managed to do a double critical strike on a young dragon's ballsack.
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Never heard of EON. Your character has quite the... Something. Most roleplayers I know have pretty generic sounding adventures so this is quite the tale.
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I was playing him/her like a complete spaz, many of the insane events just happened because I acted without thinking ahead. But that's how you get a lot of laughs in a good campaign. Trust me, if you get a good party of fun players and a DM that is quick to adapt, you can have fun for several months if not years in a single campaign
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Well, he/she'll have plenty of time and relevant experience to write philosophical treatises on the philosophical question "what is a paladin" now.
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Was it not Nietzsche who said that "those who ask what Paladins are should take care not to become Paladins in the process?"
Other famous philosophical sayings like "I think, therefore I am a Paladin" prove that the question of "what's a Paladin" is intrinsic to human culture.
Unless you're Sex Robot. Sex Robot knows the answer.
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But he got hung because people were too afraid to ask the right question
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This is why we can't have nice things. Or something along those lines, fuck it, it's early...
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Spoony: WHAT?! What's The Codex of Ultimate Wisdom?! That's Like The Pope Asking What The Bible Is!!!
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Wow, (s)he was lucky they didn't end up in one of those morale-boosting skimpy plate armors (+10 morale bonus to all allies).
Great sequence, you continue absolutely rocking these.
~L
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Thank you
I know the boob window is a bit over-the-top but I know what I'm making here and it's definitely not meant to be realistic
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Realism should take a back seat to stuff looking cool unless you're going for a super serious setting with no magic, monsters or such. In my opinion.
I'm not sure the new paladin appreciates it though
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They have a +10 Dexterity stat attached, to let anyone wear them without stumbling around. The only thing that makes them useless for Thieves is that they have a negative sound stat attached, they clink with every single step. Every. Single. Step.
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I suppose that the real question at this point is on what or whom she will inflict her righteousness on.
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Would he be the BBEG of a long an grueling crusade? Or just some low-level cult leader barely worth the EXP that serves to advance the plot?
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Good question. The answer is yes
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I want to be a paladin tooo! It's my favorite class, right next to the lancer.
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I'm more partial towards Shamans. Windfuryyyyyyyy...
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Wielding a mace? That's a paladin.
Wearing plate-mail armor? That's a paladin.
Smiting evil with the Holy Light? You better believe that's a paladin.
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That is a reference to that The Simpsons bit with the old man, right?
Great reference
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You better believe that's a reference to The Simpsons bit.
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