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Kjasi — Ralph Wiggum for President

Published: 2008-01-11 22:41:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 6149; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 5700
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Description If you haven't seen the 10th episode of the new season of the Simpsons, then you won't fully understand this.

Basically, Springfield moves it's election day up to a week before New Hampshire's, making it the first Presidential vote in the nation. As such, everyone descends upon Springfield.

Pissed off at all these people, Homer suggests they all write in a new candidate, Ralph Wiggum. Low-and-behold, the rest of the country starts taking Ralph's nomination seriously. As such, both the Democrats and the Republicans begin to court Ralph into joining them, much to Lisa's disgust. She shoos them all out so she can talk Ralph out of it, saying they're just using him. At which point he says that he's using them. In a brief moment of lucidity, Ralph states a prophetic reason why he's using them, and how it'll make the world a better place.

Now here's where I want to discuss thing: He says he wants Lisa to be his First Ladle. (Obviously, he meant First Lady.) Lisa would know this, but even so, she said "I would like that." Does this mean that Ralph still hold a place in her heart, or did the fact that he was planning to use the Democrats and the Republicans sway her heart for a moment? Lisa would LIKE to be Ralph's "First Ladle"? This just blows my mind! Yeah, they used to date, but she should know better!! WTF is going on?

At any rate, I figured we needed something to stir the troops, and I punched this out! Lots of Prints are available! I myself am going to get the mug with this on it!
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Comments: 18

NeidalRuekk [2014-10-01 12:21:47 +0000 UTC]

Gets my vote, even though I don't live in the USA

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DoduDindon [2013-08-16 14:40:53 +0000 UTC]

"Ralph Wiggum: Pick a Winner"

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hullabaloo77 [2010-10-03 20:34:36 +0000 UTC]

fuck that's greeeeeeeeeeat!!!!!

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xEbonyxJade [2009-06-26 08:35:58 +0000 UTC]

He's got mah vote!
I'm moving to America just so I can vote for him!

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heardofrvb [2009-02-04 19:10:04 +0000 UTC]

Is that the episode that starts with the entire fast food district blowing up?

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Kjasi In reply to heardofrvb [2009-02-04 20:13:43 +0000 UTC]

Yes it is.

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heardofrvb In reply to Kjasi [2009-02-04 20:17:29 +0000 UTC]

I love that part.

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qwertyblue64 [2008-12-22 01:32:18 +0000 UTC]

Ralph Wiggum: He's WAY better than Bush!

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CluelesssEvil [2008-12-12 17:45:56 +0000 UTC]

lol i haven't seen that episode but it sounds like a fun one ^^

go President Wiggum

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SonicsChilidog [2008-09-21 01:16:41 +0000 UTC]

GO RALPHY!!!

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JPDevereaux [2008-05-11 03:30:12 +0000 UTC]

Vote Ralph! This is great, LOL...

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Kjasi In reply to JPDevereaux [2008-05-11 18:27:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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jocund-slumber [2008-03-09 17:00:30 +0000 UTC]

Haven't seen the new episode but I've read a synopsis.

Even without seeing the episode I'd vote Ralph any day!

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KartoonKween [2008-01-20 21:32:02 +0000 UTC]

I wish this was a bumper sticker. SO HARD.

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Kjasi In reply to KartoonKween [2008-01-21 08:25:27 +0000 UTC]

I know! DA doesn't do bumperstickers!

But I suppose you could get bumpersticker paper for your printer and print it out... I'm trying to do that...

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bastett [2008-01-12 02:26:39 +0000 UTC]

You have to show me this because I faved it without even seeing the show. This is awesome! I would totally vote for Ralph.

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Kjasi In reply to bastett [2008-01-12 08:14:33 +0000 UTC]

You're gonna like it!

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bastett In reply to Kjasi [2008-01-13 20:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh I loved it! Hahahaha!

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