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Published: 2014-11-27 19:10:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 14722; Favourites: 228; Downloads: 0
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"You," Dave said. Tapping a pencil on (Name)'s desk. "I need help on this problem."

(Name) briefly looked over at Dave before finishing her last answer. "What number is it?"

"Two."

(Name) sighed and got up from her seat. She walked over to Dave and crouched down.

"Alright," (Name) said. Readying her notebook. "What is it that you don't get."

"These dam percentages, I don't see why I'm getting it wrong."

"Let me see your work."

"I erased it."

(Name) looked at Dave. "Alright, Don't erase your work next time."

(Name) started to explain the basics of percentages. Dave already knew how to do it, but he just wanted to hear (Name) talk more than three words.

"So do you get it now?" (Name) questioned.

Dave nodded. "Yeah, thanks."

(Name) got up and returned to her seat. Dave heard John snicker across the room. John was the only one beside from Dirk who knew about Dave's little crush on (Name).

After a couple minutes the bell rang signaling the end of school. Everyone hastily grabbed there stuff and exited the classroom. John was waiting outside the door for Dave.

"I didn't know you needed help on percentages." John said. He was already grinning from ear to ear.

"Shut up." Dave said.

"Why don't you just ask her out already?"

Dave just shrugged at the question. Waving his friend goodbye he started to walk home.

Asking (Name) out was easier said than done. (Name) wasn't the social type like most of his friends. (Name) never got invited to parties, but if she did there was always a excuse of why she couldn't go. She barely talks unless she knows you well enough or has to help someone. You never see her at lunch she usually spends her time with her friends outside.

Dave never really got why (Name) was like this. I mean wasn't everyone's goal to socialize and try to have as many friends as possible?

"So I heard you played stupid in math today for some special attention?" Dave turned his head around. It was no other than his brother Dirk.

"I don't know what your talking about." Dave mumbled.

"Well, it sounds like something you do," Dirk said. He quickened his pace so he could walk right next to Dave. "I mean like all you can do is ask her for help. With your shitstorm mob at your side all day I can see why you have to secretly like her to."

Unlike Dave, Dirk can actually talk to (Name) there good friends.

"Instead of telling me shit that I already know how about some fucking advice."

"I guess I can just tell her tonight she is coming over."

 "Wait, she is?"

Dirk nodded "Yeah, I can tell her how you are deeply in love with her since middle school."

"Bro no."

"Oh yes Dave."

-later that night-

(Name) knocked on the apartment.  Hearing mumbling curses the door opened to reveal Dirk.

"Hey Dirk." (Name) smiled.

"Sup."

Walking into the apartment you walked into Dirk's room.

"I see you still have your creepy plush toys." (Name) said looking around the room.

"Smuppets." Dirk replied.

"Ok," (Name) said. Clearing the chair of smuppets before sitting on it. "What's so important that you need to tell me."

 Dirk cleared his throat. "Since I know you like my brother and shit."

(Name) blushed. "Do you really have to bring that up!"

"Hey Bro were the fuck is my swor-"

"As I was saying. Since you like Dave I made a plan." Dirk turned around to see his brother at the edge of the door.

"Hey Dave." Dirk said.  Dirk went up to Dave and pushed him into the room.

" Also Dave likes you. Have fun."

The door slammed shut.

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Comments: 96

KARKITTY3 [2016-12-14 13:54:44 +0000 UTC]

i would kill my brother. very slowly. then thank him if we ended up together.
and to answer Dave's question "I mean wasn't everyone's goal to socialize and try to have as many friends as possible?" no...no it is not. i try to avoid people and their disease called FREINDSHIP at all cost. there are a few exceptions but it took most of them at least 3 years. so no not at all.  

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SamanthaTorres12348 [2016-07-27 03:28:36 +0000 UTC]

Real smooth.

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Kawaii-Diana [2016-07-04 13:07:03 +0000 UTC]

Huehue

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RoseMaylieGottschalk [2016-05-10 09:49:16 +0000 UTC]

Pth..
He just locks the door

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Extrinity-Crash96 [2016-02-16 04:21:11 +0000 UTC]

This has actually happened in real life. I liked my best friends cousin and he liked me. My best friend locked us in a closet till we told each other that we liked each other. We've dated for more than a year now

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to Extrinity-Crash96 [2016-02-22 05:15:28 +0000 UTC]

Omg that's awesome xD what a coincidence!

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PeGzHaLe69 [2015-12-09 03:43:13 +0000 UTC]

... thanks bro...

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Mad-Alice-07 [2015-12-01 10:14:58 +0000 UTC]

Dirk Strider everyone 

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applez1030 [2015-10-22 04:45:00 +0000 UTC]

*slow clap*  Good Dirk. Best Bro.   

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sassycat124 [2015-09-24 17:29:19 +0000 UTC]

that is so funny. im in class, though so secret laughing right now.

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to sassycat124 [2015-09-24 22:01:44 +0000 UTC]

Thank you (:

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satiricScythe [2015-09-19 20:34:11 +0000 UTC]

by the way, thanks for the idea, I just shoved two of my friends into a closet after telling them that they liked each other and now I'm chilling in front of said closet. XDD

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to satiricScythe [2015-09-20 15:10:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow XD Hope it all works out

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satiricScythe In reply to Knight-of-Ice [2015-09-21 02:03:33 +0000 UTC]

They attempted to kill me. XD

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to satiricScythe [2015-09-21 04:24:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh well at least your still alive

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satiricScythe In reply to Knight-of-Ice [2015-09-23 23:45:17 +0000 UTC]

true.

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debby9911 In reply to satiricScythe [2015-10-24 21:43:35 +0000 UTC]

but the question is, did your little trick get them together?

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satiricScythe In reply to debby9911 [2015-10-31 02:19:07 +0000 UTC]

........let's just say I heard moans. So yes.

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debby9911 In reply to satiricScythe [2015-10-31 09:05:16 +0000 UTC]

>///< oh...Well I'm glad you were able to play matchmaker. XD

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satiricScythe In reply to debby9911 [2015-11-21 01:22:55 +0000 UTC]

haha it was fantastic

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satiricScythe [2015-09-19 20:31:49 +0000 UTC]

I CAN'T BREAAAAATHE XDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Maddy-Athenas-child [2015-09-13 23:51:22 +0000 UTC]

I SCREAMED 

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Tigerwolflover [2015-08-24 01:07:50 +0000 UTC]

Karkat just lost his crown

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to Tigerwolflover [2015-08-26 03:11:49 +0000 UTC]

Lol yes XD

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MaggieCatMouseTrap [2015-07-10 23:48:02 +0000 UTC]

Dirk what ar3 you, wait no!!!

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to MaggieCatMouseTrap [2015-07-13 22:47:11 +0000 UTC]

Dirk did it for the best! XD

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kaykay12160 [2015-07-02 01:48:21 +0000 UTC]

ALL HAIL KING DIRK!!! THE KING OF ROMANCE/MATCHMAKING/EVERYTHING!!!

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Bella789y In reply to kaykay12160 [2015-07-30 20:06:11 +0000 UTC]

*Bows* YES! BOW DOWN TO YOUR SAVOIR

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to kaykay12160 [2015-07-02 17:14:37 +0000 UTC]

YES! Praise him!!!!

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sunstarslushie [2015-06-12 23:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Screw karkat.
Dirk is romance god.
10/10.
Best plan ever.

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to sunstarslushie [2015-06-13 20:34:53 +0000 UTC]

Yes I totally agree with you! XD

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sunstarslushie In reply to Knight-of-Ice [2015-06-13 21:33:58 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Marshmellow-panda123 [2015-06-04 03:01:36 +0000 UTC]


dirk is best matchmaker
dirk has best confession ideas
nuff said

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to Marshmellow-panda123 [2015-06-05 03:32:38 +0000 UTC]

Yes
I agree with you all the way >o<

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The-Fallen-I [2015-05-28 22:21:15 +0000 UTC]

Oh my go- Dirk really!?

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to The-Fallen-I [2015-05-30 00:06:04 +0000 UTC]

That's Dirk Strider just trying to help his little brother out. XD

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MagicCreatorK [2015-04-25 02:39:30 +0000 UTC]

YOU CAN'T END THERE!!
DIRK, OPEN THIS DANG DOOR RIGHT NOW!!! *bangs on door with fists* I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!! TRAITOR!!!!
Dave: *frozen*
Me: Um....h-hi...

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to MagicCreatorK [2015-04-27 23:11:53 +0000 UTC]

*that intense awkward silence.....*  XD

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MagicCreatorK In reply to Knight-of-Ice [2015-04-29 03:03:02 +0000 UTC]

THE AWKWARD SILENCE THAT IS LIKE A BOMB
PSHOOOOOOOOO

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noregrets029 [2015-04-20 20:41:48 +0000 UTC]

10/10 Plan Dork- I mean Dirk.
Close enough.

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to noregrets029 [2015-04-20 23:56:24 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Phantomotheoperaphan [2015-04-07 06:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Nice going, Dirk.

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to Phantomotheoperaphan [2015-04-12 05:12:17 +0000 UTC]

He knows how to solve everyone's problems ^-^

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Phantomotheoperaphan In reply to Knight-of-Ice [2015-04-15 01:47:29 +0000 UTC]

yep, preettty much

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luckystar66 [2015-04-05 04:59:08 +0000 UTC]

:3

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to luckystar66 [2015-04-12 05:12:46 +0000 UTC]

-(^-^)-

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luckystar66 In reply to Knight-of-Ice [2015-04-25 02:00:42 +0000 UTC]

   

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rikona-meganekko [2015-03-26 13:01:37 +0000 UTC]

Wow, Dirk. Don't quit your day job, buddy. XD Loved this!

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Knight-of-Ice In reply to rikona-meganekko [2015-03-29 00:39:05 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I'm glad you did! ^-^

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ShadowDeathTheWolf [2015-03-18 17:43:25 +0000 UTC]

X3 Ha! This is so cute!! The perfection is unreal!! XD

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