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Published: 2014-01-24 01:16:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 646; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 4
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Description Today in school, I was doodling this, and a girl around 16 years of age took notice. With a look of disgust on her face, she asked me, "Why are you drawing a girl? Why don't you draw normal boy things like tanks?" 


Seeing this at the bottom of my bag now, I have taken that girl's advice and drawn a tank/submarine/ufo. 


And in regards to the disproportions of the breasts and buttocks, my excuse is: She's using a pushup bra. 

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Comments: 16

DoonaldH [2014-01-24 04:52:53 +0000 UTC]

dude had no idea you were a high school student, i just assumed you were a university student because of the sophistication and detail of your work.

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knives4cash In reply to DoonaldH [2014-01-24 04:56:19 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow, your compliments hit me like a truck. I'm almost a high school graduate though! Surely one would be inclined to consider such an achievement commendable, if not worthy of celebration.

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DoonaldH In reply to knives4cash [2014-01-24 05:00:29 +0000 UTC]

dude you deserve it, your stories are the only short stories i really read and there awesome!

(also, graduate i assume means year 12, sorry not from the states)

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knives4cash In reply to DoonaldH [2014-01-24 05:03:24 +0000 UTC]

(Yeah, it's year 12. Then comes a summer break, and then college/university.) 


And I'll continue to write for my wonderful fans like you. I'll even give you a spoiler for the next fic. "Weiss miscalculates. Hilarity ensues." 

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Efryon In reply to knives4cash [2014-01-24 12:42:31 +0000 UTC]

Also currently in my 12th Year, lets ace that shit!

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DoonaldH In reply to knives4cash [2014-01-24 05:12:01 +0000 UTC]

cant wait and good luck for year 12, if its as hard there as its supposed to be here, your going to need it (unless your nerd like me then it should be in the bag)

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chaosarmageddon [2014-01-24 01:27:49 +0000 UTC]

Wtf? "Normal boy things like tanks." Sounds like she's got the mentality of a five year old girl who thinks girls should have a pink room and play Barbies, while boys should have a blue room and play with toy soldiers.

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knives4cash In reply to chaosarmageddon [2014-01-24 02:04:02 +0000 UTC]

To be fair, I go to a homeschooler's outsourcing program in Texas, which is VERY Christian. This is normal behavior for practically everyone there, not just the girls. 

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chaosarmageddon In reply to knives4cash [2014-01-24 03:36:41 +0000 UTC]

Welp. Welcome back to the 50's.

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draco452 In reply to knives4cash [2014-01-24 02:35:17 +0000 UTC]

Even so you should be allowed to express yourself. No one can tell you otherwise.

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knives4cash In reply to draco452 [2014-01-24 02:49:06 +0000 UTC]

You'll be happy to know that I used my charm and extroverted charisma to tell her in a polite manner to buzz off and mind her own darn bee's wax. 

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draco452 In reply to knives4cash [2014-01-24 03:43:37 +0000 UTC]

honestly i would have just closed my sketch book and crawled under the table if i were caught drawing a girl (which i do quite alot but they arent good enough quality to post here) but good job


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knives4cash In reply to draco452 [2014-01-24 03:54:28 +0000 UTC]

It's a curse, really. I'm an extrovert in a student body of around 800, and almost all of them are introverts. 

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draco452 In reply to knives4cash [2014-01-24 04:28:23 +0000 UTC]

i never expected you to be an extrovert... most authors are introverts. hmm i guess i was wrong

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knives4cash In reply to draco452 [2014-01-24 04:32:15 +0000 UTC]

You're so wrong, you just activated my trap card! Behold, a plot device card that conveniently lets me win, and I'll never use it again, but you'll always get on in every boosterpack you buy and you don't even use Elemental Heroes and there goes another five bucks. 

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draco452 In reply to knives4cash [2014-01-24 21:46:35 +0000 UTC]

xD yugioh references ftw! dont stop being so damn hilarious knives!

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