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Description

Name: Edmund Cain

Nickname: Call him Ed or Eddy and he will scream

Age: 23

Birthday: february 13th

Gender: Male

Height/Weight: 5’5

Orientation: gay for satan, cthulu and all manner of unholy creatures

Relationship Status: single and ready to mingle with hot lonely local demons

Department: intern

Personality:

+ adventurous | outgoing | caring | forgiving | creative

-clingy | immature | lazy | rebellious | impulsive

History:

Edmund was an unexpected result of careless youth and a few too many drinks. His parents were both raised in traditional families, so they decided to keep the baby and get married—they’d already been dating for a year, something like this would have been expected of them eventually anyway. However, a few years into their marriage they found that they were actually quite incompatible. Their growing frustration and distaste towards raising their child was even more troubling. Parenthood was not the blissful experience they’d been promised. It felt like Edmund was always crying or complaining or in need of some sort of attention. They ignored him in an attempt to make him more self sufficient, but it seemed to have an inverse effect. The more they turned away from him the more he acted out. Rather than reevaluate their parenting methods, Edmund’s parents concluded he’d always been a lost cause and left it at that.

Edmund rebelled his way through middle school and high school, getting into trouble with his teachers and skipping classes whenever he wanted to. It wasn’t like he’d ever face serious repercussions from his parents and his offenses weren’t enough to warrant expulsion, so Edmund was free to enjoy his aimless lifestyle. While there was a desire for something...more out of life, Edmund didn’t know how to make such a desire into reality, much less know what he wanted. Still, it was this hunger lingering in the back of his mind that carried him through community college. Edmund graduated with a liberal arts degree and no solid plan on what he wanted to do for the future in sight. After a year of fooling around, Edmund was hit with an unexpected ultimatum from his parents. Either he take an interview for an internship at H.J. Penn so he could start doing something productive with his time or they kick him out of the house. Naturally, Edmund chose the former option.

Likes/Dislikes:

+the occult and supernatural

+anarchy

+Evanescence

+creepy pasta

+candy

+anime

+horror movies

-romance

-pink

-paperwork

-being ignored

-spicy food

-mornings

-math

Other:

-Wants to start a band with friends and frequently pesters people about it. He's so far had zero success

-Can play a mediocre guitar

-Is surprisingly good with his hands. A lot of his outfits and accessories have been altered or made by him. Sadly he channels most of this talent into making creepy voodoo dolls and drawing demonic summoning circles*

*he can also draw perfect circles, something which he occasionally shows off to anyone who is wowed by mundane talents

-Spent most of his year post-grad making youtube videos of ghost hunting. Unsurprisingly it was unsuccessful, but he still records his ghost hunts. It’ll pay off one day!!!

-Is actually a decent cook but chooses not to cook because that would require effort

-Is a big fan of a popular indie band called Black Glass. He’s adamant he knows the lead singer, but given his penchant for spouting bs who knows if that’s the truth

Description

Name: Edmund Cain

Nickname: Call him Ed or Eddy and he will scream

Age: 23

Birthday: february 13th

Gender: Male

Height/Weight: 5’5

Orientation: gay for satan, cthulu and all manner of unholy creatures

Relationship Status: single and ready to mingle with hot lonely local demons

Department: intern

Personality:

+ adventurous | outgoing | caring | forgiving | creative

-clingy | immature | lazy | rebellious | impulsive

History:

Edmund was an unexpected result of careless youth and a few too many drinks. His parents were both raised in traditional families, so they decided to keep the baby and get married—they’d already been dating for a year, something like this would have been expected of them eventually anyway. However, a few years into their marriage they found that they were actually quite incompatible. Their growing frustration and distaste towards raising their child was even more troubling. Parenthood was not the blissful experience they’d been promised. It felt like Edmund was always crying or complaining or in need of some sort of attention. They ignored him in an attempt to make him more self sufficient, but it seemed to have an inverse effect. The more they turned away from him the more he acted out. Rather than reevaluate their parenting methods, Edmund’s parents concluded he’d always been a lost cause and left it at that.

Edmund rebelled his way through middle school and high school, getting into trouble with his teachers and skipping classes whenever he wanted to. It wasn’t like he’d ever face serious repercussions from his parents and his offenses weren’t enough to warrant expulsion, so Edmund was free to enjoy his aimless lifestyle. While there was a desire for something...more out of life, Edmund didn’t know how to make such a desire into reality, much less know what he wanted. Still, it was this hunger lingering in the back of his mind that carried him through community college. Edmund graduated with a liberal arts degree and no solid plan on what he wanted to do for the future in sight. After a year of fooling around, Edmund was hit with an unexpected ultimatum from his parents. Either he take an interview for an internship at H.J. Penn so he could start doing something productive with his time or they kick him out of the house. Naturally, Edmund chose the former option.

Likes/Dislikes:

+the occult and supernatural

+anarchy

+Evanescence

+creepy pasta

+candy

+anime

+horror movies

-romance

-pink

-paperwork

-being ignored

-spicy food

-mornings

-math

Other:

-Wants to start a band with friends and frequently pesters people about it. He's so far had zero success

-Can play a mediocre guitar

-Is surprisingly good with his hands. A lot of his outfits and accessories have been altered or made by him. Sadly he channels most of this talent into making creepy voodoo dolls and drawing demonic summoning circles*

*he can also draw perfect circles, something which he occasionally shows off to anyone who is wowed by mundane talents

-Spent most of his year post-grad making youtube videos of ghost hunting. Unsurprisingly it was unsuccessful, but he still records his ghost hunts. It’ll pay off one day!!!

-Is actually a decent cook but chooses not to cook because that would require effort

-Is a big fan of a popular indie band called Black Glass. He’s adamant he knows the lead singer, but given his penchant for spouting bs who knows if that’s the truth