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kryptocow — KotOR: Nothing to Say
Published: 2011-01-14 13:23:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 10335; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 0
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Must I always be waiting, waiting on you?
-Jack Johnson "Sitting, Waiting, Wishing"
Poor LSF*, it's not your fault.
You're just trapped in a world with very limited conversation topics. D: Also known as an RPG.Bastila's really just mad because she really wants to join in on their sleepover gossip times, but won't let herself sink that low.
Darn you Jedi code. I really wanted to include Juhani chiming in with something that would make it clear she was jealous of LSF angsting over Carth, but I couldn't think of anything that clicked. Sigh.
My favorite thing about this is that Gizka she's cuddling. It's such a creeper.
*LSF=Light Sided Female. I named her Vera, but enjoy generically calling her LSF for my own amusement.
Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic (c) LucasArts, Bioware, not me, etc.
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Heh. This is funny. And the ending is cute. Revan having girl-talk with Mission...
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I love this! The number of times I'd confront that bigot on Taris or ask about the planet ... Good comic!
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Why do I see Juhanni curled up at the foot of the bed with a Gizka pinned beneath her like a mouse?
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Haha, that's a cute image
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What if you had Juhani "totally agree" then down-talk Carth, and vaguely hint that Revan deserves better. (with a few little hearts floating around her head)
Or that might be too creepy. I like just Revan and Mission best.
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This is by far the FUNNIEST RevanXCarth comic I've ever seen! Well done.
(That's exactly how I felt the whole game.)
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TALK TO ME, CARTH 
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The second worst thing about talking to Carth is this:
Carth: *Opens up about some vulnerable feelings*
Dialogue options:
1. *Borderline insensitive teasing that might get taken the wrong way*
2. *This negatively affects me, and it needs to stop*
3. *Something really cruel and darkside*
I kept looking for the *comforting reassurrence of friendship/something more* option. Sometimes it was there, but not always.
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Won't lie, my favorite bit is the gizka-cuddles. I totally imagined my LSF cheering herself up with gizka cuddles.
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Gizkaaaa! 
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The irony inherent in the problem of getting Carth "Captain foreshadowing-laden exposition dump" Onasi to talk to you if you aren't a genius at choosing the "right" dialogue tree is pretty hysterical. Though in the end, it's not all bad. This is the kind of situation that requires a woman to take matters into her own hands and write some fanfic.
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Ahahaha, I like that solution
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Background Carth tells it like it is.
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Haha, this is hilarious!
It's true! There are SO many other subjects you could discuss with him if the game would only let you. Like whether he likes chunky or smooth peanut butter.
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Exactly! How is my character expected to truly love a man if she doesn't even know how he likes his peanut butter?
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Feelin' manly and stuff made me giggle...
But so so true
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Carth is SO DAMN MANLY. >8|
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Oh god so true
it was even worse in K2 where all you could ask that numbnut Atton was how to play Pazaak.
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Hmm, I have yet to play K2. I've heard it wasn't as good as K1, but I'm intrigued by the characters...
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Yeah, K2 is worth a play (even if it's basically an unfinished game). There is a fan restoration of content out there, though!
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I'll probably break down and play it eventually.
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I know how it is.
Damn planet questions.
Either that or what to do about the Gizkas. "YOU SURE YOU WANNA ASK ME ABOUT THAT?" or "I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO HELP WITH THAT. SORRY."
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What a useless crew
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Yess. I wish there'd been some other way. But I got annoyed by them and killed them eventually.
Why couldn't there have been some light side solution, like selling them to someone who would treat them well?
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Gizka pets for sale here...! 8D I just left them on the ship until we got the Unknown World, and then they left.
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If I remember well you actually *can* sell them to some Selkah on Manaan. But you need some persuasion skill and/or force persuade. I'm not sure who that guy was because it has been some time since I played kotor 1. I'm pretty sure though that I sold them, not killed them.
Anyway, nice comic. I know your pain (although I'm not great fan of Carth himself). It's problem of pretty much every game
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Ah! Well thanks for telling me. Now I know for next time.
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