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Ksterstone — ::JOTM-Chibi::
Published: 2010-07-13 20:28:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 1008; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 30
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JERK OF THE MONTHEvery 30 days we interrogate a Superstar about his or her alleged crimes against humanity.
The accused: Chibi.
The Charge
PERSONAL INFLATION
You keep ‘earning’ money in diabolical ways. You steal from people or have Kristen or Furbie steal from people. You’ve come so far as to have Ted DiBiase in danger of bankruptcy. We assume the thievery helps you blackmail someone in order to keep your job.
The Defense
“Hey, my JOB is to get money for following Kristen to the ring and cheer her on. I am insulted you say I would STEAL. -sound of flipping money- .. Look. The fact that Ted is afraid is because I am better at earning money than him, so Maryse better be careful or she’ll end up on Kristen’s arm, if you catch my drift.”
The Charge
FRAUD
You make the WWE Universe believe that you may be in action, week after week, but you’re only following around Kristen, while she keeps you safe from the bigger Superstars. How do you plead?
The Defense
“Well, they should realize by now, I’m in it for the money, and no one can touch me as long as Kristen is around. Or Lucky. With his shirt off…”
The Charge
BIOLOGICAL WARFARE
We must assume that when you are shaking someone’s hand, you are also in turn, taking their wallet. The WWE Universe feels that their wallets are in danger when you are out on the sidelines.
The Defense
“Hey, look here. If I was taking someone’s wallet, they wouldn’t know it was me. And, I would be a lot smarter and have Kristen knock the person out and THEN take their wallet. Do you take me for a dumbass?”
BOOK HER!
This greedy,
Sneaky,
Underhanding
Manager is indeed a
Jerk!
For My greedy lil' manager. <3
I think I was mentioned too much. Whoops.
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Comments: 22
omg u described me perfectly!!! you know me so well!<3
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Hehe. >:3
BTW, I made you on SmackdownvsRAW 2010. 
Just gotta make a Lucky.
BTW, you gonna watch NXT tonight?
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ok i'll record it abd go to the good parts....*cough* lucky*cough*
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One of these days, after I finish your surprise and get out of my debt to you for all those Curt pictures... and that ONE Curt picture that I will always be indebted to you for... I think you should do one for Viper =] And I'll do something awesome for you!
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Mmkay.
Just give me the infoo:
Last name
First name
Hometown
6 numbers of your choosing.
3 Charges
3 Defenses. If you want you can just type out the defenses, and I can make up the charges. (:
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Last name: N/A
First name: Viper
Hometown: Chicago
#: 731459
Hm... I don't know what to do for charges .-.
Wait! How about...
The Charge
SELF SABOTAGE
When you're not parading around the locker rooms like you own the place, you're terrorizing your alter ego, Lizzie. You torture her to the breaking point and constantly patronize her, despite the fact that she's one of the sweetest Divas the WWE Universe has ever met when you're not around. Your defense?
"My 'alter ego'? HA! Lizzie isn't a fifth of the Diva I am! Just because we share the same body does NOT mean that we're the same person. On the topic 'terrorizing' her, I'm merely speaking the truth. It's not my fault she's weak. Oh, and when it comes to me not being around? Don't you worry your pretty little head. I'm ALWAYS around."
Other than that... um... I don't know what else to charge her with 
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Okay. 
What does she look like? Is it really super different than Lizzie?
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She looks like... This! [link] Also this [link]
Let me know what else you want to do for the charges, and I'll write her defenses =]
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She is hot like dragon's breath!
Sorry, the charges are a bit lame, and I tried to go with what you gave me.
The Charge
EXTORTION
You’re constantly taking advantage of Ted DiBiase’s trust fund for your own benefit, and when you’re not doing that, you’re helping out Cody and Ted even during a match behind the back of the referee. We assume you’re using your newly owned riches to pay off someone to keep your job. How do you plead?
The Charge
PUBLIC INDECENCY
You often strut around like a stripper in a strip club, breaking of course the PG rated system. You catch the eyes of other Superstars and even some Divas and use that against them during a match. Have you no shame, miss?
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So the final charges are...
The Charge
EXTORTION
You’re constantly taking advantage of Ted DiBiase’s trust fund for your own benefit, and when you’re not doing that, you’re helping Legacy in the ring, even going so far as to cheat when the referee's back is turned. We assume you’re using your newly owned riches to pay off someone to keep your job. How do you plead?
The Defense
"Taking advantage of Teddy? You've gotta be kidding me! Look, Teddy and I are close. He's practically my brother. Just because he takes care of me does NOT mean I take advantage of him! And what makes you think I need to pay ANYONE to keep my job anyway? I have more talent in my pinky than the rest of these little tricks combined!"
The Charge
PUBLIC INDECENCY
You often strut around like a stripper in a club, which violates, of course, the PG rated system. You catch the eyes of Superstars and Divas alike and often use that against them during matches, both Legacy's and your own. Have you no shame, miss?
The Defense
"Look, if they let themselves be distracted by me, that's their problem. The fact of the matter is that I'm out there to support Legacy, not to waste my time getting the attention of some lowlife slobs. My boys are winners, and the attention span of their opponents is none of my concern, but if they want to look (can you really blame them?) who am I to stop them?"
The Charge
SELF SABOTAGE
When you're not parading around the locker rooms like you own the place, you're terrorizing your alter ego, Lizzie. You torture her to the breaking point and constantly patronize her, despite the fact that she's one of the sweetest Divas the WWE Universe has ever met when you're not around. Your defense?
The Defense
"My 'alter ego'? HA! Lizzie isn't a fifth of the Diva I am! Just because we share the same body does NOT mean that we're the same person. On the topic of 'terrorizing' her, I'm merely speaking the truth. It's not my fault she's weak. And when it comes to me not being around? Don't you worry your pretty little head. I'm ALWAYS around."
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Awesome as usual Chu! 
I adore your colouring!
I love those colours!
I'm colouring my JOTM picture now!
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Thanks! I'm doing way too many JOTM pics, lmao!
Yay! I can't wait to see! I won't be the only one doing these!
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You're welcome!
I know, they are so fun to do and it's just another excuse to be creative!
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Lmao. Yeah, I got her to watch NXT, and she fell in love with Lucky.
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