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Published: 2008-12-28 14:43:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 10366; Favourites: 590; Downloads: 59
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Fangirls of Twilight, Spare me.
Um yeah, just a scrap of LULZ I spontaniously thought of this morning that took me like, five seconds to make. ^^
So right now, as some who watch me may know, my boyfriend is away. Several states away, a couple of Time Zones, many miles. Doing his own thing at the moment to make his way in the world.
Huh, well, judging from the Twilight series, when this happens, I should become extremely depressed, a bit suicidal, and attempt to ride Motorcycles off cliffs to hear his voice in my head.
Thanks, Twilight!!
(You kids know, this is all just humor, right?)
Couple of facts; I use the Twilight Series mainly for it's Lulzy properties. ^^ I also love my boyfriend more than anything and miss him TERRIBLY. but seriously, now. Suicidal?
If you're a fan of Twilight, please don't take this too personally, after all, I am making fun of a fictional character/story and I did say it was ANTI in the title. I'm sure some of you might even find it funny yourselves.
If you're not a fan of Twilight...Enjoy to your hearts content! *waves at DA's Anti-Twilight clubs*
If you're in the same boat I am, per chance, feel free to use!
Stamp base was made by someone other than me...I don't even remember anymore...Sorry....
Twilight and the Sparkle-Vamps (c) Stephanie Meyer
LULZ (c) KyokoMari
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lol sparkling vampires is just not right XP
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Imagine, if you can, a world of improbability, a world in where an immortal bloodsucker can walk into the sun and he shines almost as if he was a pixies like those from the stories we hear passed down to us from the old country. A young woman, Annabelle is caught in a world of shirtless wolves and worthless worries... Walk through the door into, The Twilight Zone.
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The only good parts in Twilight are when Bella decides to kill herself "by accident".
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You know. I'll be honest. The way Bella acts when Edwards isn't around...is the one thing about her character I kinda like.
Now before you press that reply button to tell me what an ass I am, hear me out. In the early vampire stories, it was kinda established that any kind of relationship with a vampire kinda...messed you up a little. Renfield from the 1931 Dracula movie went crazy as hell. Vampires could control women at a raise of his hand and...well turned women into sluts. Vampires have always had that kind of control over the weak minded and Bella I think we can all say is pretty fucking weak minded.
Now I'd bet money on this not in any way being what Meyer was going for, but...I dunno. I just think it's kind of a neat twist on a part of vampire mythology that is really...pretty much dead. I mean you have your romantic vampires and you have your monster vampires but the almost sexual predator kind of vampire that can corrupt people's minds and very souls...is very very rare. Now... I think Hammer were the last to play around with it.
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Not bad,you actually made some sense from Twilight.....You,ma'am have earned a free internet.
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Yay!
Twilights actually a lot better when you pretend Bella's gone bat shit insane due to the vampire curse and Edward is intentionally doing it to her.
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Bella: Setting women back to the Stone Age since 2007.
Oh all of the things that are wrong with Bella Swan...how do we count them down?
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*joins you* Yup... same boat... *starts rocking it lightly*
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I may be sane fan and i do /like/ the series but this is funny xD
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Pretty much, she ignores her friends, mopes in her room and thinks her life is over and not worth living without him. Also she gets into riding motorcycles for the danger of it because she hallucinates Edward telling her to stop being reckless. In the movie it's pathetic too, it shows her sitting in one spot staring out her window for several months. 
It's the most idiotic "romance" I've ever seen.
Also, yay for your username! Pokemon FTW! XD I'm kind of back in a Pokemon mood right now, lol
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that's really pathetic, I don't understand why the 'saga' is so popular, and thank you ^^
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look at my alien picture...c the tail? i REALLY want to stab that through ur guts right now... anti-twilight...oh please.
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Awww, how adorable! The first troll to ever give me a silly little death threat! 
I'm sorry, did I offend your beloved Stephenie Meyer? You're welcome
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This is proof that Twilight teaches horrible things to girls and teens.
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And I don't even HAVE a boyfriend. I wonder how they'd react to that?
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lol, "OHMYGOD your life is so not worth livingggg, you need to get a beautiful abstinent boyfriend fast, or there will be nooo hope for you!!"
It's sad, their lives...
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Wow, I was feeling so twilight right now and you just put some sense back in my head with this. Thank you
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Seriously, I hear ya. I do tend to get lonely and sometimes a bit depressed when I don't hear from him for days on end, but I never pull a Bella. Unlike her I don't shun my friends.
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XD I used this as an example when attacked by fangirls the other day. Not a single one of them had a response. Have a cookie!
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I totally got this the moment i saw it, because i, unfortunately, read the books and then got a brain transplant afterwards as 80% of my original brain died. Hah....
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Welp... I can't really blame ze Twilgihts for the symptoms. I has a crazy! I ALREADY am suicidal and hear voices in my head (though usually the really annoying ones that tell me to kill myself are in Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson's voice. "Kill yourself, now! Don't make yourself suffer from Twilight any longer! Do it!" lol :])
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twilight makes people suicidal? 2 words of my opinion? BULL SHIT!!!
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Were you paying attention at all? She didn't say it made people suicidal; the book itself suggests that it's perfectly normal to become painfully depressed, self-loathing, and suicidal after breaking up with a boyfriend. And quite frankly, "New Moon" was one of the most depressing books I've ever read.
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no one has ever read the book and killed themselves as far as i know.
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lolz accroding to twilight i should go threw months of depression and then treat my friends like trash...sorry ex not giving you the pleasure
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hey guess what according to twilight I should be dead and at the bottom of the sea
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Hahahaha, another day-maker be this!
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LOL I love Twilight and this is hilarious!
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LOL, I especially enjoy this because I was in a long distance relationship for about 8 years (seriously, like 2000 miles apart long distance), and never once did *I* want to ride a motorcycle off a cliff. Of course, there aren't many cliffs in Florida... but still! Bella needs to see a therapist and move on with her life.
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You know, I don't recall the book ever saying " Bella should be your role model. This is how you should live."
Some freaks might have taken it that way, but it isnt the case.
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One of my biggest regrets about reading the book, aside from loss of brain cells?
That Bella didn't go through with her suicide threats. Seriously, Bella, if you're going to kill yourself, do it, don't just lay there bitching about it and waiting for Edward's permission.
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Let's all remember that little Miss Mary Sue also only knew her supposed 'boyfriend' for a couple months or so...what do really know about someone by then?
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ZOMG! That means I must be suicidal too! -_- Which I am SO not! Geez. Stupid Twilight. I mean sure, the books are good. But seriously SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT! 
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According to Twilight, I must have some kind of amazing mental will of steel...since my boyfriend lives in another state and we've been together for years.
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Apparently, I'm supposed to be suicidal too. Someone I like lives miles away. OFF TO MY EMO CORNER!!
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