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I Want A New Duck
by
Weird Al Yankovic
Woh oh
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room real neat
One that won't raid the ice box
One that'll stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'll tie him up with duct tape
I want a new duck
A mallard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or build a nest in the bathroom sink
I want a new duck
One that won't steal a beer
One that won't stick his bill in my mail
One that knows the duck stops here
One that won't drive me crazy waddling all around
One who'll teach me how to swim and help me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby
Get it?
Quack quack quack quack
quack quack quack quack
I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress real cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
I want a new duck
Not a quail or an owl
One that won't molt to much
One that won't smell too foul
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around all day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck pate, duck pate, yah, yah
Quack quack quack quack
Quack quack quack quack
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Comments: 142
If it could press the keys I guess the music would be very appealing to my ears.
This one would probably play Stockhausen!
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Oh so cute ! Beautiful pic, great light and contrast.
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I love the lyrics too. Weird Al is a master of his craft, just like you.
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this ducky is so cute love the photo!!
But I'd love to have a duck no matter what even if he bites and chews socks lol
~Rebecca
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It's the pooping and stinky part that makes ducks hard to keep as pets. 
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I'd still love to have a duck!
~Rebecca
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Awwweh thats adorable! can I use this as a reference in a drawing?
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Thanks! Yes, you may use it as a reference as a drawing. When you post it, send me the link so I can see it.
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Awesome! Thankyou 
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hehe yes you are 
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All of the above! I had gone on vacation back in April to Australia so I got behind starting then! Then, I spent every weekend since then traveling to different spots for spring shooting. And then I got a DD and thought I'd never dig myself out! But I was very determined. The last 250 comments were the hardest! I'm finally getting some weekends to myself here and there, but we try to get out as much as possible.
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Whoa Australia is on my must see list, but it's so damn far from Europe.
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I live in the US, so it's pretty far for me, too. 
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In Perth there is lovely mint that's producing coins. I collect coins and I must say they have one of most pretty.
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What? No cats? lol! Okay, I'll take this one! [link] Those are cool!
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I'm SURE they have cats somewhere. 
I also have this one: [link] (it's Polish site, but I've linked it so you can see the image, when you click it you'll see it bigger). The bat have red eyes made of Svarowski crystals!!! ^_^ I love bats (oooh btw bats, you have to see this: [link] -> especially from 2:00) so I once decided to try to collect all bat coins that exist, but then it turned out there's a bat coin made of pure gold and it's VERY expensive and it ruined my evil plan. 
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Wow, sounds like you have quite the collection! But a solid gold one does sound terribly expensive!
Bats are cute! I saw them when we were in Sydney and in Cairns. In Cairns, we went to the tree where they roost in the morning getting ready for "bed".
Did you see the video of the tiny bat? [link]
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Yeah, _terribly_ is the word here. 
OMG the video is SO CUTE!!!!! In Poland we have quite many bats, here, it's a Polish site but you have links to how they look like with the latin names: [link] . But unfortunately they're unable to be watched because they usually fly and it's usually dark then and you can't see a thing, lol. I remember in Viena there is one of the biggest zoos in Europe and they have many bat species. You have this kind of tunnel where you enter and it's completely dark and they fly all over you and you only hear screams of tourists from the tunnel when bat flies too close.
And they have huuuuge hothouse when the Australian bats hung from the ceiling and you can see these very well.
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Wow, that's a lot of bats! We have bats here, too, but I don't normally see them.
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I love ducks so much ^_^.
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I love ducks too
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I was actually aware of this adorable fact, about them all wearing dog masks! I think it's half awesome, half odd, that their bills look like dogs XD
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I am glad to see the word is spreading! 
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Like monsters. Razer-sharp teeth an all. I want a pet duck really badly ^_^
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That would be soooo awesome! A pet duck, what a fantastic pet
What would you call it?
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Sergent McQuack...yeah, something cool like that. Or maybe "Psyduck" because I love pokemon!
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I could give him a uniform!
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Like this: [link]
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Yes exactly! I want that duck now. I have a slowly growing duck collection. XD
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Hai there!
This is a message just to let you know your art has been featured here: [link]
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